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If he doesn't get that payment he'll run out of food after breakfast and might not survive until tomorrow.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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LostMy1stAccount
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"It is business related and he still owns it."
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Squirrels burying nuts for winter are better at planning for their future than Phil.
Can you order grocery shopping online and get it delivered in the US? It's crazy to me that Phil is forever crying about him and his maid only have one day off a week together and he insists that they have to go out and spend it buying food.
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“Society is only three hundred-dahler tips away from revolution.”
—Kommendant Burnellski
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Praying to youtube, don't let this mans Cheque clear today. Please! Let the pig marinate for the next 24 hours please.
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His wife works at a grocery store...
Have you tried to pick up a gallon of milk lately? No way a housebound Skryim addicted woman could manage that 10 minutes down the road.
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This is all Phil could afford for breakfast this morning, Luckily he had just enough money so he could have butter on it.
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Phil is lucky he is a streamer when it's still a new medium.
I'm betting that in the future, tweets like his "We can only afford breakfast" will have repercussions and lead to deplatforming, etc due to the obvious scam tactics. It's just that streaming is pretty much unregulated yet so we have clowns like him scamming retards and e-whores stringing along lonely virgins to take every dime from their bank accounts.
Yes, if you're dumb enough to fall for it then who gives a fuck about you, but generally this kind of grifting isn't allowed in "real life", it's just that lawmakers don't know anything about streaming culture yet and how predatory it is when you have fuck-face sociopaths like Burnell.
I'm betting that in the future, tweets like his "We can only afford breakfast" will have repercussions and lead to deplatforming, etc due to the obvious scam tactics. It's just that streaming is pretty much unregulated yet so we have clowns like him scamming retards and e-whores stringing along lonely virgins to take every dime from their bank accounts.
Yes, if you're dumb enough to fall for it then who gives a fuck about you, but generally this kind of grifting isn't allowed in "real life", it's just that lawmakers don't know anything about streaming culture yet and how predatory it is when you have fuck-face sociopaths like Burnell.
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Is this the start of the payday loan arc?
"I HAD to take out the loan or we would have starved to death! Just when things were getting back on track, I got screwed over again by YouTube even though I did nothing wrong. I HAVE to raise the tips goal back to $200. I really really need to hit the tips goal every single stream for the next week otherwise I'm gonna have to pay hundreds of dollars in fees and interest!"
"I HAD to take out the loan or we would have starved to death! Just when things were getting back on track, I got screwed over again by YouTube even though I did nothing wrong. I HAVE to raise the tips goal back to $200. I really really need to hit the tips goal every single stream for the next week otherwise I'm gonna have to pay hundreds of dollars in fees and interest!"
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This dumb motherfucker probably can't even legally drive anymore. He probably needs his maid to drive him around. I hope your paycheck is delayed an entire day Phil, we all want to see your Twitter fit. He'll be tweeting that YouTube support bot asking for his check any moment now.
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Streamer checks aren't going to qualify for any payday loan. Maybe Guido the Loanshark down the pub but he'd have to venture outside to meet one of those guys.
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A man can dream can't he?
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I believe you meant Begginning good Sir.
Had he stayed in CT and paid off the condo but also not tard out on mobile games, he'd have a nest egg even with his ludicrous spending.
This motherfucker makes his own schedule lol...what the fuck you mean you have to work tomorrow? @De-partneredSydePhil pointed this out already and its been talked about a lot. He really does need his horse mother to take him everywhere. Probably not just driving but what if Dave has to talk to people or lift something over 12lbs? lol this shit is funny. An Uber somewhere is outta the question too.
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King of Hateful Slurs
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Yes and he 100% knows about it too because he did some lame "DSP Tries It" for Amazon prime pantry.
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How funny would it be if YT cancels him for the duplicate adsense account 8 years later?
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Streaming services will lobby any sort of regulation into uselessness if it ever even comes. They have every incentive to ensure as many whalechairs as possible are pumping shekels into their sites. You think scams don't happen in the real world? Have you ever heard of multi-level marketing?
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My Adsense payment went through today.
My guess here is that Phil is finally starting the "Youtube is fucking unprofessional and is trying to starve my family! I need to go back to Twitch unfortunately, guys."
My guess here is that Phil is finally starting the "Youtube is fucking unprofessional and is trying to starve my family! I need to go back to Twitch unfortunately, guys."
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That woman is built like a midwest brickhouse. That girl has a bigger frame( not poking at a fat joke) and looked more muscular than alpha Dave in her 2 stream visits. I bet she carried Dave out of his parents home after the wedding.
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