Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Woyzeck]

Also he is fat and I pray nobody has to have sex with such a disgusting gluttonous blob.

His immense fat acts like a kind of (un)natural chastity belt so all he gets is HAMS (and ham).

 

[YaBoi]

Has anyone ever created a visual graph of all of Boogie's fake/made-up friends? Not his alt-accounts but a graph of his fictional unnamed high-power "friends" (FBI friend, PR team, etc.).

I touched base on what I could remember/find on these people in my Boogie Accountability megapost. Could be a good starting point for a visual guide:

BOOGIE'S "FRIENDS" AND "EXPERTS"
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If there's something that's inherently apparent when you check Boogie's Twitter feed, it's that the guy clearly has no friends. Not according to Boogie though. Boogie's busy dating and smashing pussy on the regular and he's also got all of these friends who have all these amazing occupations:

He's got a "cop friend":

Spoiler: "Cop friend"

He's got a "friend at the FBI":

Spoiler: "FBI friend"

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He's got a "lawyer friend":

Spoiler: "Lawyer friend"

(Amazing how many lies he squeezes into two sentences while also dropping a reminder that he's mentally ill)

He's got a sex worker friend:

Spoiler: "Sex worker friend"

He's got a retired YouTuber friend:

Spoiler: YouTuber friend

He's got a friend called "Greg" who TEXTS Boogie all the negative things that anti-Boogie Twitter profiles say about him:

Spoiler: Boogie's friend, "Greg"

It seems like Boogie has a lot of friends. I'm so glad that some of them are so dedicated to their friendship that they'd let Boogie know when someone shit talks him.

Boogie also definitely 100% ABSOULTELY has a therapist:

Spoiler: Boogie's "therapist"

(Some of the most retarded shit he's ever spewed)

And he also used to have a social media guy:

Spoiler: Boogie's "social media guy"

But he had to quit. Good thing he did, sounds like the poor guy was traumatized:

Now this may come as shock to you....but none of these people exist! Yes that's right, if you look back at any of these examples and replace "friend" with "I", "me", "my", then you have a version closer to the truth.

- Boogie says that his cop friend told him it's okay to open fire at Frank Hassle if he comes to his house? Well, that's what Boogie wants to convince his audience of. The truth is, Boogie wants to do this thing which he knows is wrong, so he lies to audience and says that an expert gave him the green light to do so.

- "I have a friend at the FBI who says that I should expose the Sam & Tolki subreddit" - Translation: "I want to expose the Sam & Tolki subreddit"

- "My lawyer friend told me to get a recording of me consenting to have sex with someone" - Translation: I am very insecure about the lack of sex that I have and feel the need to casually mention that I totally do have sex. The same applies for his "sex worker friend" tweet.

- His retired YouTuber friend calling him relevant is Boogie telling himself that he's still relevant.

- Boogie's "therapist" is another professional scapegoat used in a similar way to his "cop friend" and "FBI friend". "She has a theory that my haters are clout chasing kids". Also him using the "therapist" card for his flip flopping between using the terms "rape" and "molestation" is the same as him blaming his history teacher for his holocaust comments.

One of his Twitter followers actually called him out on his "therapist" claims:

- Boogie's "social media guy" was used as a cover when Boogie was frequently deleting negative comments on his videos and blocking people on social media. "What? I'm not doing that! That's my social media guy lol. I couldn't care what's written about me".

Boogie has also used the cover of employees to avoid criticism in the past. Here's him not only blaming his age (he was in his 30's when he made these blogs), but also pinning the blame on this supposed "team" that he used to work with:

Spoiler: Boogie's "employees"

When confronted by Frank Hassle about his porn blog, Boogie claimed that he "employed several people" who worked on the blog:
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(But Boogie, you said you were living in poverty back then. How could you afford employees?)

Note: The posts which Boogie has been criticized over from his blogging days were all signed off under Boogie's account:

Spoiler: Boogie didn't do it

Oh, and that "friend" who sends Boogie texts when something negative is written about him? Well that's just Boogie trying his hardest to not admit to checking what Kiwifarms, Reddit, Twitter & other websites have to say about him.

He knows that if he admits to seeking these threads out that his fans will tell him to stop checking and then he can't farm full sympathy from his original victim tweet. Here's what Boogie really means but knows what response he'll get:

Boogie Fan: "Stop checking those accounts Boogie, it's not doing your mental health any good."

Compare that to what he really tweeted:

Boogie Fan: "Wow Boogie that's really pathetic. I'm sorry that you have to put up with these losers every single day."

Boogie fans aren't entirely stupid (they are mostly stupid though) and they do often give Boogie good advice to get off social media. In turn, Boogie has had to adapt with his pity-seeking ways:

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Notice how he throws the "friend" word around again? He means his critics. He's talking about Sam & Tolki and/or Kiwifarms.

You can also apply this same logic when Boogie uses "someone said ____":

Spoiler: "Someone said"

In the latter screenshot, Boogie just made that one up. There were no responses in his tweets or any mentions on Kiwifarms about him being a pedo.

 

[Menangiz]

Jesus he’s fucking huge now there’s no way he isn’t 400+ pounds and Jesus that video about cloning the dog might be the dumbest shit he’s ever said which is a huge achievement for boogie.

I think boogie is going to have an almighty meltdown when Sammy dies and it’ll either kill him or send him over the edge.

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Jesus fucking Christ this is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen from this whale loser. How low does someone's IQ have to be for them to voluntarily watch and support this miserable, pathetic sack of crap?

 

[bajagoogoo]

The likes stop the instant someone sees though Stevie's bullshit.

 

[janiecefuneralspeech]

speaking of poor Sammy; does anybody know where to find/remember the short video where;
Boogie (after being away for a little bit) comes into his house (while filming) and pans his camera around the room, then onto the couch (where there is visible dog shit, yes, shit on the couch) then seems to notice it and quickly turns the camera away?

 

[Marc83]

Just like when he does something wrong and blames it on “My Stupid Brain”, now when he claims to have regretted not doing something, he blames it on this foreign object called ‘My Social Anxiety’. What’s he going to say in court “I’m sorry your honor, I didn’t fire off that warning shot towards a school, it was my stupid brain, I hope you catch him though”

Also, he made this whole scenario up to bait for ass pats, if this did happen, he would of talked about it right after he saw this guy crying. Funny how even in this made up scenario he still makes it all about him and his victim mentality.

 

[High Tea]

Just like when he does something wrong and blames it on “My Stupid Brain”, now when he claims to have regretted not doing something, he blames it on this foreign object called ‘My Social Anxiety’. What’s he going to say in court “I’m sorry your honor, I didn’t fire off that warning shot towards a school, it was my stupid brain, I hope you catch him though”

Also, he made this whole scenario up to bait for ass pats, if this did happen, he would of talked about it right after he saw this guy crying. Funny how even in this made up scenario he still makes it all about him and his victim mentality.

His brain must be broken. Why would you put out a tweet stating you saw someone in need but didn't help? A diagnosis is not an excuse for abandoning someone in need. If this really happened, don't say anything.

 

[AnOminous]

His brain must be broken. Why would you put out a tweet stating you saw someone in need but didn't help? A diagnosis is not an excuse for abandoning someone in need. If this really happened, don't say anything.

I doubt this fat cunt could pass a Voight-Kampff test to prove he is human. Not for not helping him, you can't help absolutely everyone, but for not understanding why you shouldn't post this shit publicly.

 

[bajagoogoo]

What’s he going to say in court “I’m sorry your honor, I didn’t fire off that warning shot towards a school, it was my stupid brain, I hope you catch him though"

I really, really hope he tries to pull the mental health card in court.

Either he gets a judge who won't believe it and slap him with a harsher sentence for bringing a weak ass defense to court or he gets one who believes him and sends his ass to a state clinic.

Either way, Stevie won't like the results. The best thing he can do is shut the fuck up for once in his life and let his attorney do the talking.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

The best thing he can do is shut the fuck up for once in his life and let his attorney do the talking.

That's pretty much impossible. Especially since Frank has already vowed to go to the trial, as is his right.

 

[King Fructose]

Prediction: 300 hours of community service for the aggravated assault charge, and an extra 200 hours for being a fat fuck who strains the medical system and comes into court blaming "his stupid brain" for firing a gun in a residential neighborhood

 

[Marc83]

I really, really hope he tries to pull the mental health card in court.

A month ago I would said that there’s no way he pulls this shit as I’m sure he’s been advised correctly on what to say by his attorney. But after lasts weeks Twitter rant where he admitted to doing everything and not having any remorse, I’d say anything possible.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I hope he gets prison just because I think it’ll be hilarious when the guards have to tell him to lift up his tits and fat folds during intake.

 

[Hotel in Minsk]

Imagine that you're at the park walking your dog and you get a sudden phone call. It's your sister and she's calling to tell you that your mother has just passed away after complications from surgery, You hang up the phone crying, struggling to process the news of your own mother's death, and this 400+ lb. lesbian with diseased legs waddles up to you crying himself and complaining that he can't wait for death and life isn't easy for him either, y'know?

 

[shoashuffle]

He pulled the video off youtube.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Imagine that you're at the park walking your dog and you get a sudden phone call. It's your sister and she's calling to tell you that your mother has just passed away after complications from surgery, You hang up the phone crying, struggling to process the news of your own mother's death, and this 400+ lb. lesbian with diseased legs waddles up to you crying himself and complaining that he can't wait for death and life isn't easy for him either, y'know?

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Honestly? I might start throwing hands.

Also, and this is late, but I wanted to weigh (heh) in on Boogie's Seeking prospects.

Spoiler: Local Area Sperging

The town Boogie lives in is approx. 75K people. Nearby are Springdale (79.5K), Rogers (66.3K), and Bentonville (49.4K). This does not include numerous satellite communities like Johnson, West Fork, Farmington, etc. In short, the local population tops at around 300-400K, all within relatively easy drive; Interstate 49 runs straight through Fayetteville, Springdale, Rogers, and Bentonville. You can get from pretty much anywhere to anywhere else in under 30 minutes, provided traffic is with you.

In all this, we have the Northwest Arkansas Regional Medical Center, a leader in medical treatment specializing in women's health and childhood diseases. Not counting the hospitals (plural) themselves, multiple city-block-sizes areas are taken up by clinics, testing labs, and physical therapy studios.

The local university boasts a small but respected law school that feeds the numerous legal aid services around the area. You really can't go anywhere without bumping into some lawyerly hopeful; anything from an ambulance-chaser just trying to keep the lights on, to a prestigious hired gun Wal-Mart can sic on people they don't like.

Speaking of Wal-Mart, we have them, a number of banking institutions, and Tyson Chicken.

The University of Arkansas is small, but employs thousands of people, many of whom will be professors or chancellors or head coaches of our sports programs who have *sent people to the Olympics*.

The area economy has seen a small boom, resulting in restaurants and bars cropping up all over the place. We also have numerous housing developments, and just for fun, a few niche tech startups.

TL;DR: Boogie, washed-up YouTuber who is fat, is competing with doctors, lawyers, bankers, corpo bosses, entrepreneurs, professors, and world-star athletes for the attention of money-hungry whores on the sugar-baby site. He ain't pullin' shit in terms of pussy.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

He pulled the video off youtube.

His "Drowning In Stupidity - What Its Like to Be Boogie2988" (20 July 2021) one?; it's still up: https://youtu.be/rSDl2UvdMaA

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I hope Sammy is dognapped and sold to a cosmetics testing lab.

 

[Barbarella]

If he clones Sammy we’d have to start a Tard Doggo Central thread to post about the idiot narcs who love a big eyed-wonk-eyed deformed retarded dog; one brought to life by Boogie2988.

The fact the he said he could get a thousand dollars for a puppy, even if it was a weird troll, shows Booger lives in grandiosity.

For the record, Boogie says he goes to multiple therapists but no proof has ever been given.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Thousand dollars for a puppy, can't put it on a five dollar leash.

That's Boogie in a nutshell.