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DEBUNKED ALL!

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EDIT: I ignored the guy so i dont see his post of the same thing.
 
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So Phil doesn't get the money he normally uses to splurge in front of his wife so now he's throwing an autistic fit on Twitter where he shouts down people offering very basic advice, simultaneously chest-thumping while claiming he lives in abject poverty.
I seem to be remembering the sage advice of "Piggy will always embarrass himself, no need to spend money trying to humiliate him or get angry at him"....
 
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WolverineGuy22 said:
Do you think he is just trying to be an ass hole on purpose, or does he genuinely think people can't go grocery shopping on days that they work..?
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General reminder that Phil has ~3 hours between his streams based on the schedule that he himself sets and lives less than 10 minutes from the grocery store.
Fill Bern El said:
does he legit buy breakfast, lunch, and dinner on his days off?
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Yes. Literally all 3 meals are bought on his day off.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
"I have enough money to buy us breakfast"

the fuck does that mean? you eating out again dark? does he legit buy breakfast, lunch, and dinner on his days off? I'd really hate to see the weight Kat has put on
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I believe this man has Doordash on speed dial...sorry for the boomer reference. Kat's fat tits are probably catching up to Dave's
 
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WolverineGuy22 said:
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Do you think he is just trying to be an ass hole on purpose, or does he genuinely think people can't go grocery shopping on days that they work..?
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Let me get this straight. He cant eat today because he has no food at home and he has to wait until tomorrow to eat because he has to wait for a paycheck. I am sorry thats horse shit. You are telling me this fat fuck has no food at home. Is this mother fucker buying food measured per meal and he has no leftovers? He also has ZERO dollars right now in his bank to buy dollar menu items. Its funny he gets exact amount of tips every month to pay his bills. Oh wait, each month his tips amount fluctuate yet his bills always matches the tips amount he gets that month. So he is always at ZERO dollars every month. Forgive me for my memory but someone mentioned in May he made $15k and then in June he made $9K. How does his bills fluctuate $6k? He should have some leftover cash each month. But somehow it disappears to always ZERO every month. Paypigs if you are reading this, just do basic math and realize he is swindling you. He lied about Pandaree was gone, he lied about Jasper, he lied getting married, he lied about P7, so of course he is lying about his financial wealth.

Back on topic with the food crisis. He can easily get a $5 pizza from Little Caesars or 5 cheeseburgers from McDonalds. That should last at least one day. Or fuck it just fast for the day. I do that once and a while, and he wont die from 24hours without food. He can survive between 8-21 days with no food. So Phil before crying that you will die without food for one day just remember your body can last a week with no food, so come back in 8 days to bitch about no food. Also I found the closest Little Caesars so you can get that $5 pizza pie, and it may taste like shit but its better than the nasty pasta sauce you make.
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Phil is gonna spend all of today blocking people on Twitter lmaoo
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Maybe he just baits people so he can block people :biggrin: He did taht before.

"Haha, all good. My earlier tweet was just a bait so i can get rid of the negative kids spamming my account. We were in bed all morning, now we go doing our rounds and stuff, see you tomorrow for a positive stream!"
 
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Rainyday Hedge Fund said:
Fuck me man. He's only done it a couple of times lol....right. I bet he called her mom when they consummated the marriage too. The only time Kat probably screwed him.
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He's called her 'mom' at least twice that I can remember, and at least one near slip up "my maaaa- wife." But recently he also called his mom 'Kat.'
 
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If he's just going to spend his "day off" crying about bills, lying, arguing with people contradicting him, and blocking them, he might as well just turn on his shitty webcam and call it a "work" day.

If he weren't such a sack of shit, you could feel sorry for him. He has absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go in his sad life. Just sitting in his quiet house alone, drinking. If this is the result of the so-called pigroach luck then he can have it. There are crackheads on the corner with richer lives than this guy.
 
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Imagine Kat kicking his ass up and down the condo stairs because she can’t buy more Overwatch lootboxes without Phil’s account being overdrawn.

Fred was such an A-grade fucker but he was so right when he said that Phil is never more entertaining than when he’s miserable. Even when he’s faking it! He simply cannot think more than a day ahead about anything. What an absolute treasure.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
So, his dumb bitch wife can't pay for anything still? So he is sitting there on twitter, lying, that he can't buy anything? Didn't this dumb cunt make $300 in tips yesterday?
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He's just throwing a temper tantrum because the instant gratification he was expecting hasn't shown up yet. This has exposed how frivolous Phil's spending is so hard that even the average person has to walk away wondering what the hell is wrong with him. He'll go back telling everyone how perfect things are before long.
 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
He's called her 'mom' at least twice that I can remember, and at least one near slip up "my maaaa- wife." But recently he also called his mom 'Kat.'
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Yeah I can remember 2-3 times but did not catch wind of him calling sweet mama burnell, kat. I guess any woman in Dave's life that does a majority of his stuff for him is "mom" Do you think Khet mom combs Phil's hair too?
 
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