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Anyone wondering what Khet is doing today? Is she crying downstairs again? Is she waiting on that paycheck to clear for that weekly shopping experience? Oh who am I kidding, she probably went off on her own, leaving Mr. Piggy all by himself. And in his desperation to fill that hole of his accumulated and self-inflicted misery, he wants some wheelchair bucks to feel good and whole again for 15 minutes.
 
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Ok, this one takes the cake imo. Well done.

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I was wondering why this thread got so many pages today when today was supposed to be his "day off".

It's like he woke up this morning and realized he wasn't doing any begging on his day off, so time to turn to twitter. Un-fucking-believable. What the fuck did you do with the $300 you made yesterday Phil? Tips are supposed to help you out in the short term! Maybe go easy on pulling for sweaty wrestlemen for a day or so when you knew you'd need to buy groceries the next day, since it's LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to go shopping without your mom wife.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
He's talking about being broke and they barely afforded breakfast. You can make a nice bfast at home or get bagels or something for pretty cheap. No he has to go to fucking dennys on his day off lmao.
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And he doesn't even go to Denny's, he Doordashes everything, so tack a $8 or whatever delivery fee on there because Phil's too damn lazy to drive a few miles on his day off to pick up food. No, he's too busy getting into Twitter slapfights while Kat's crying the next room over. This guy's life is such a fucking mess.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Super relevant clip for today. Pig ups to AN1337 for clipping it.
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I'd imagine a perk of working at a grocery store is you could spend 60 seconds on your way out of work picking up a few things here and there and not ever have to go out separately to go grocery shopping once a week for an hour.
 
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San Dimas High School said:
I'd imagine a perk of working at a grocery store is you could spend 60 seconds on your way out of work picking up a few things here and there and not ever have to go out separately to go grocery shopping once a week for an hour.
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It doesnt even require powerleveling to prove Phil's bullshit there. Everyone who has worked retail has almost certainly bought something on the way out from a shift. Factoring in traffic, its kinda stupid not to grocery shop then anyway. Its one of the phew conveniences in that industry, and Phil himself must have done it at the Best Buy once.

It might work on wheelchairs who never worked a real job though, since that is the DSP whale's demographic.
 
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San Dimas High School said:
I'd imagine a perk of working at a grocery store is you could spend 60 seconds on your way out of work picking up a few things here and there and not ever have to go out separately to go grocery shopping once a week for an hour.
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Phil until recently didn’t trust his soulmaid wife to stir sauce, I’m almost sure that the inane reason he gave for Kat not bringing groceries after work is because he’d rather look like a smug prick than admit that he doesn’t trust her to do grocery shopping alone.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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"When you work, you're exhausted, you don't want to do anything after!"

Real adults do what needs to be done, Phil. We already know your dumb crackwhore potato wife works less than 20 hours a week. Asking her to stay an extra 20-30 minutes twice a week to pick up essentials is not back-breaking (nor buck-breaking), it's asking someone to do the absolute bare minimum to be considered an adult. Saying it's unreasonable to expect her to pick up the food she later inhales from her feedbag is like saying it's unreasonable to ask someone to use the toilet in lieu of shitting themselves because their feet are tired.
 
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CoomerCouch v2.69 said:
"When you work, you're exhausted, you don't want to do anything after!"

Real adults do what needs to be done, Phil. We already know your dumb crackwhore potato wife works less than 20 hours a week. Asking her to stay an extra 20-30 minutes twice a week to pick up essentials is not back-breaking (nor buck-breaking), it's asking someone to do the absolute bare minimum to be considered an adult. Saying it's unreasonable to expect her to pick up the food she later inhales from her feedbag is like saying it's unreasonable to ask someone to use the toilet in lieu of shitting themselves because their feet are tired.
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Phil gets super defensive when people talk about his wife, but everytime he talks about her she sounds like a literal retard who can't even be trusted to buy groceries without screwing it up. Is Kat a strong, independent woman or is she a frail, sensitive maiden who needs to be protected from mean people on the internet? My guess is she no longer works at Fred Meyer's or wherever she used to work and either works somewhere non-grocery related or she simply doesn't work at all and just stays home playing Skyrim all day. And let's just say she doesn't work at a grocery store anymore. I'm off today and I just went to Albertson's, took me around 30 minutes and I was done. Phil expects people to think grocery shopping is this epic 3-hour excursion that he can only do if he has like two days off to do it or some nonsense, and his fans just roll with it. It's stuff like this (among a LOT of other things) that make people think most of his fans are low-functioning.
 
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Fragarach said:
Phil gets super defensive when people talk about his wife, but everytime he talks about her she sounds like a literal retard who can't even be trusted to buy groceries without screwing it up. Is Kat a strong, independent woman or is she a frail, sensitive maiden who needs to be protected from mean people on the internet? My guess is she no longer works at Fred Meyer's or wherever she used to work and either works somewhere non-grocery related or she simply doesn't work at all and just stays home playing Skyrim all day. And let's just say she doesn't work at a grocery store anymore. I'm off today and I just went to Albertson's, took me around 30 minutes and I was done. Phil expects people to think grocery shopping is this epic 3-hour excursion that he can only do if he has like two days off to do it or some nonsense, and his fans just roll with it. It's stuff like this (among a LOT of other things) that make people think most of his fans are low-functioning.
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Yeah, about that last part...

Thanks to our lovely mad lad and resident dindu (goodest boi Nigel) we have pretty concrete evidence that most of his fans are, in fact, autistic as fuck. I don't just mean they post cringe shit or have trouble picking up on social cues, I mean their social media is filled with "as someone who struggles with autism..."

What started out as a meme of "this dude's not funny or entertaining so fuck me I guess his fanbase is just retarded" turned into the horrifying reality that the real reason Phil couldn't get the Wolverine toy is because Wolverine wanted to stay far, far away from him. You see, Phil's true identity is Mag-REEto, survivor of the lolocaust and master of acknetism, attracting all wheelchairs to him in a 1,000 mile radius. He's an o-begga level mutant.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Basically admitting he's gonna lurk on KF tonight drinking gin. Just make an account already pussy
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Literally one paycheck away from financial ruin.

Also spends money on dumb shit that won't help his stream's popularity.

I'm betting on a chair. Possibly a new webcam though I kinda doubt it cause he has to know that if he upped his camera resolution we'd see how fucked up his face and goatee really are.
 
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