Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Gone Ham]

Oh yeah. His switch library is filled with games he has bought, only played for around an hour, and then he abandons them.

Sounds like someone else this site knows really well

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

I love when these ADD riddled morons buy a game like Skyward Sword and then cry about it having a "slow start" or "too much text".

It's fucking Zelda, what did you expect?

 

[The Dude]

Oh yeah. His switch library is filled with games he has bought, only played for around an hour, and then he abandons them.

That's literally every video game Louie plays. He couldn't even get through the tutorial section of L.A. Noir, the section that literally teaches you how to play the game.

 

[Spoonomancer]

He already owns an 80 dollar game.that just came out?

Switch games are still 60$ per AAA game, although your point still stands. Struggling yet can somehow afford to buy new games instead of pirating them? Interesting.

I love when these ADD riddled morons buy a game like Skyward Sword and then cry about it having a "slow start" or "too much text".

It's fucking Zelda, what did you expect?

WHEN THE ELF MAN COLLECTS THE THREE ITEMS TO GET THE MASTER SWORD THEN GOES THROUGH THE FOUR DUNGEONS TO PROVE THAT HE CAN DEFEAT GANONDORF/INCARNATE OF GANONDORF

 

[Pinball 2000]

I guess nobody caught this when I posted some of Lou's Discord adventures the other day (and admittedly I accidentally missed this myself), but you can link multiple social media accounts to your discord, which then adds a little "verified" badge onto them to prove you actually linked said account yourself. Anyways, here's Lou's linked accounts:

To start off, the Twitter link is his current account (as of this writing), and it's properly tagged as verified, signifying that yes indeed, this is Lou's account and he linked it correctly. That way, he can't make the excuse of some random troll impersonating him on Discord.

Here's Lou's Twitch which shares the same name. There doesn't appear to be anything on this account that I can see publicly, but I'm assuming he's only using this account to watch some specific streamers.

I don't use Battle.net and I don't know how to look up his information on what games he's played, but if someone else here knows how to do that, it's BluStarr#1114

What's most interesting to me is the Xbox account, "Cappurrvel". Microsoft doesn't really have many easy ways to look up someone's game history, but there are fortunately several 3rd party scraper sites, so let's use GameDVR:

Now here's the interesting part. There are a total of 13 games on Lou's play history. Even if he played a game once and never racked up a single achievement, it would still show up in this list. But longtime readers will remember Lou bought an expensive Xbox One X bundle (around last summer I believe? I'll look that up later) and then later sold it on craigslist with like 30 games attached. But none of the games on that list were mentioned here. The earliest achievement he seems to have unlocked is on 6/17/2021 for New Super Lucky's Tale:

Literally none of the games Lou sold on craigslist are on this list, suggesting one of two scenarios:
1) Lou bought an Xbox One X a few months ago, spent a shitload of money on accessories and games, then decided to sell it all on craigslist without ever playing a single game. He then recently bought an Xbox Series S despite knowing he might not get much use out of it.
2) Lou played some of his older games, but then made another Xbox account for some reason. There's literally no incentive as to why he might do that, though, because he would have lost his entire purchase history and would be forced to re-buy any digital purchases he might have made.

Now some of you Xbox users might be asking "But Pinball, what if Lou subscribed to the Xbox Game Pass service for $15 a month? He might not have bought all 13 of those games on his account." And you might be right, so let's just pretend he didn't already re-buy any of the games already on the service and only leave games that are NOT on Game Pass. That leaves us with the following xbox games that Lou definitively bought and played at least one time:

Assassin's Creed Odyssey
Immortals Fenyx Rising
Madden NFL 21 (the Series X/S version. They made a separate version for the Xbox one)
Marvel's Avengers
Shadows: Awakening

In summary, I consider this the most definitive proof that Lou just buys expensive shit and never even bothers to do the bare minimum with it. After all, he sold a PS4 and some games where at least half of the games weren't even taken out of the shrink wrap.



P.S. This is Lou's current picture on the gamertag, it was made using the newer Xbox avatar maker. I'm honestly surprised he didn't use the recolor tool in the editor to make the hair/clothing obnoxious shades of pink/blue like on some of his newer sona designs.

 

[HX-2]

P.S. This is Lou's current picture on the gamertag, it was made using the newer Xbox avatar maker. I'm honestly surprised he didn't use the recolor took in the editor to make the hair/clothing obnoxious shades of pink/blue like on some of his newer sona designs.
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But we all know what he really looks like: A fat neckbeard over 400lbs with a foot ulcer gone wrong (from diabetes type II) and multiple other conditions.

 

[unidentified code]

I don't keep up with politics enough to really get this, but seeing Lou mad about cops being beat up is funny.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I am absolutely delighted to say that progress has officially begun on Lou Gagliardi: 1000 Page Celebration Secret. It's super autistic, I'm having a grand old time, and Lou needs to have a meltdown so I can show it sooner rather than later.

I'm also thinking of maybe going back and grabbing one of his commissions to color for fun... anyone recall anything particularly horrifying that they'd like to see rendered with a huge obnoxious watermark over it? Tempted to do one of those Gneech ones he recolors every other Tuesday, since it would be a fun challenge due to Gneech's atrocious art but ALSO better than anything Lou does.

 

[0 0]

He already owns an 80 dollar game.that just came out?

That's Skyward Sword, Louis.

This instantly tells me Louis bought this with absolutely zero understanding of the game he just purchased. When Skyward Sword came out, there was a genuine frenzy because of how poorly it was being rated by critics and is still considered the worst mainline game in the franchise, and for good reason. Even though this remake fixes a few fundamental issues, you simply cannot fix the glaring problems the game has involving its storyline with a glacial speed and a gameplay loop which consists of constantly repeating what you've already done once or twice more for hours.

I use the game as a fantastic litmus test to see if people just purchase things for the label, because if you actually cared where your money went, you wouldn't buy it. On top of that, you can't use the excuse of "I'm a fan of the series," because if you were, you'd be aware of how bad it is. Louis complaining the game moves at a snail's pace is like complaining your head hurts because you just slammed a sledgehammer into it.

 

[Dusk]

Oh yeah. His switch library is filled with games he has bought, only played for around an hour, and then he abandons them.

Come to think of it, Lou does share quite a bit of DNA with Yanderedev. They're both art perverts who claim to provide a service--("I'm a game dev" vs. "Open for commissions")--but really are NEETS who do fuckall except leech off gullible morons.

 

[MetalParakeet]

That's Skyward Sword, Louis.

This instantly tells me Louis bought this with absolutely zero understanding of the game he just purchased. When Skyward Sword came out, there was a genuine frenzy because of how poorly it was being rated by critics and is still considered the worst mainline game in the franchise, and for good reason. Even though this remake fixes a few fundamental issues, you simply cannot fix the glaring problems the game has involving its storyline with a glacial speed and a gameplay loop which consists of constantly repeating what you've already done once or twice more for hours.

I use the game as a fantastic litmus test to see if people just purchase things for the label, because if you actually cared where your money went, you wouldn't buy it. On top of that, you can't use the excuse of "I'm a fan of the series," because if you were, you'd be aware of how bad it is. Louis complaining the game moves at a snail's pace is like complaining your head hurts because you just slammed a sledgehammer into it.

Isn't it also weird that after he grifted for 100 bucks or so to get his neighbor a phone while he walked to Walmart, he suddenly has a game that costs almost 100 bucks?

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Archive is fucked for me right now but Lou is buying a $20 custom Switch controller.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Isn't it also weird that after he grifted for 100 bucks or so to get his neighbor a phone while he walked to Walmart, he suddenly has a game that costs almost 100 bucks?

-fat breathing noises before the usual gummy spluttering of:-

"LOOK NEEDSH BEFOAH WANTS I already got my neighbour their phone and I had a bit of money left over for something small and nice so I got myself the $60 vidya game for a bit of positivity because I was sad you fucking terrorist"

 

[Dahmer]

2) Lou played some of his older games, but then made another Xbox account for some reason.

I'm going to bet he's such a fucking retard that he sold his Xbox with his old account still attached to it and made a new one/had to make a new one because he doesn't know how account retrieval works.

 

[MetalParakeet]

-fat breathing noises before the usual gummy spluttering of:-

"LOOK NEEDSH BEFOAH WANTS I already got my neighbour their phone and I had a bit of money left over for something small and nice so I got myself the $60 vidya game for a bit of positivity because I was sad you fucking terrorist"

I bought it yesterday and it was 79.99 before tax.
Pretty close to the 100 bucks he was grifting for

 

[The Dude]

I bought it yesterday and it was 79.99 before tax.
Pretty close to the 100 bucks he was grifting for

You aren't honestly making the insinuation that Louie would make up a pathetic LIE to get money he didn't earn so he could buy WANTS instead of NEEDS, are you?

 

[Spoonomancer]

I bought it yesterday and it was 79.99 before tax.
Pretty close to the 100 bucks he was grifting for

I take it you live in Canada? IIRC that's the only place I can think of with that price for AAA games. Usually games cost $59.99 before tax here in burgerstan

 

[Iron Hamster]

I mean, if UK poors absolutely HAVE to have a pizza fix, we've got this, which you probably couldn't make at this price. A damn sight healthier than the takeaway option as well, even if you added your own extras to it (unless you add lard).

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Don't tell me that they can't find super basic pizzas for the equivalent over there. Not having that at all. It doesn't get the ol' crack receptors twitching as much as a 3ft takeaway pizza tho does it.

And if he's only eating 3 slices at a time I'll eat Lou's toenail clippings. He's scarfing the fuckin lot.

Walmart supreme pizza is $3. Digiorno rising crust is $5

 

[Professional iPad Hoarder]

I am absolutely delighted to say that progress has officially begun on Lou Gagliardi: 1000 Page Celebration Secret. It's super autistic, I'm having a grand old time, and Lou needs to have a meltdown so I can show it sooner rather than later.

I'm also thinking of maybe going back and grabbing one of his commissions to color for fun... anyone recall anything particularly horrifying that they'd like to see rendered with a huge obnoxious watermark over it? Tempted to do one of those Gneech ones he recolors every other Tuesday, since it would be a fun challenge due to Gneech's atrocious art but ALSO better than anything Lou does.

Tiger on Meth 2?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I guess nobody caught this when I posted some of Lou's Discord adventures the other day (and admittedly I accidentally missed this myself), but you can link multiple social media accounts to your discord, which then adds a little "verified" badge onto them to prove you actually linked said account yourself. Anyways, here's Lou's linked accounts:

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To start off, the Twitter link is his current account (as of this writing), and it's properly tagged as verified, signifying that yes indeed, this is Lou's account and he linked it correctly. That way, he can't make the excuse of some random troll impersonating him on Discord.

Here's Lou's Twitch which shares the same name. There doesn't appear to be anything on this account that I can see publicly, but I'm assuming he's only using this account to watch some specific streamers.
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I don't use Battle.net and I don't know how to look up his information on what games he's played, but if someone else here knows how to do that, it's BluStarr#1114

What's most interesting to me is the Xbox account, "Cappurrvel". Microsoft doesn't really have many easy ways to look up someone's game history, but there are fortunately several 3rd party scraper sites, so let's use GameDVR:
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Now here's the interesting part. There are a total of 13 games on Lou's play history. Even if he played a game once and never racked up a single achievement, it would still show up in this list. But longtime readers will remember Lou bought an expensive Xbox One X bundle (around last summer I believe? I'll look that up later) and then later sold it on craigslist with like 30 games attached. But none of the games on that list were mentioned here. The earliest achievement he seems to have unlocked is on 6/17/2021 for New Super Lucky's Tale:
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Literally none of the games Lou sold on craigslist are on this list, suggesting one of two scenarios:
1) Lou bought an Xbox One X a few months ago, spent a shitload of money on accessories and games, then decided to sell it all on craigslist without ever playing a single game. He then recently bought an Xbox Series S despite knowing he might not get much use out of it.
2) Lou played some of his older games, but then made another Xbox account for some reason. There's literally no incentive as to why he might do that, though, because he would have lost his entire purchase history and would be forced to re-buy any digital purchases he might have made.

Now some of you Xbox users might be asking "But Pinball, what if Lou subscribed to the Xbox Game Pass service for $15 a month? He might not have bought all 13 of those games on his account." And you might be right, so let's just pretend he didn't already re-buy any of the games already on the service and only leave games that are NOT on Game Pass. That leaves us with the following xbox games that Lou definitively bought and played at least one time:

Assassin's Creed Odyssey
Immortals Fenyx Rising
Madden NFL 21 (the Series X/S version. They made a separate version for the Xbox one)
Marvel's Avengers
Shadows: Awakening

In summary, I consider this the most definitive proof that Lou just buys expensive shit and never even bothers to do the bare minimum with it. After all, he sold a PS4 and some games where at least half of the games weren't even taken out of the shrink wrap.



P.S. This is Lou's current picture on the gamertag, it was made using the newer Xbox avatar maker. I'm honestly surprised he didn't use the recolor tool in the editor to make the hair/clothing obnoxious shades of pink/blue like on some of his newer sona designs.
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He could at least be accurate