Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

These people can't take criticism over Twitter without going into near suicidal fits. Why would anyone believe they've ever had the testicular fortitude to be confrontational in real life?
All I could think when reading those tweets was, "Bitch, you expect me to believe this when you claim you're scared of thunder?"
 
All of these "confrontations with cis bigots" stories carry the strong, distinct stench of attention-seeking bullshit. I'm sure if any of these she-males got into any kind of altercation it would result in them either breaking down into hysterical sobs, quietly skulking away without making eye contact, or autistic, inarticulate shrieking that's nearly unrecognizable as coming from a human mouth.
We've already secured footage of exactly how this shit actually plays out when it happens in reality: Remember Commiedickgurl having a chimpout in the Popeyes because he thought someone called him bro.

What ensued was a grown-ass man throwing a toddler temper tantrum and threatening to beat the shit out of/sexually assault the staff, who all just repeatedly asked him politely to get the fuck out.
 
These people can't take criticism over Twitter without going into near suicidal fits. Why would anyone believe they've ever had the testicular fortitude to be confrontational in real life?
To a petite woman by herself? Yeah I could totally see them getting confrontation, to a man or group? Obviously not.
 
Speaking of Gibesmas, Kevin's done this exact same thing before, but this time at the Salvation Army. How depraved do you have to be to hate the fucking Salvation Army?
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EDIT: It's so obvious the cis are responsible for all of society's problems.
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Ugh, fucking disgusting. The only thing missing is the wretched amhole creature calling the guy a trans/homophobic murderer. But in the end even the bell ringer has a healthier body & better life than dickless Kevin cumbrain.
 
We've already secured footage of exactly how this shit actually plays out when it happens in reality: Remember Commiedickgurl having a chimpout in the Popeyes because he thought someone called him bro.

What ensued was a grown-ass man throwing a toddler temper tantrum and threatening to beat the shit out of/sexually assault the staff, who all just repeatedly asked him politely to get the fuck out.

It's childish behavior like that which has brought me to believe that everyone who identifies as trans are also on the Autism Spectrum and should probably be accompanied by a retard wrangler.
 
Kevin isn't the type that can stand up to anyone, everyone calling out his story as a load of horseshit is exactly right imo. Sure, probably something did happen, but you already know that (given how full of shit he is) the anecdote is quite exaggerated in his version. I bet that if he had a video of his big confrontation with the "wretched cis" that he'd never post or share it because it'd show what a little bitch he truly is.

Also, it greatly amuses me that he had no idea he'd need to clean boogers off of the jewelry in his septum piercing. Whenever I've seen those piercings (or really any nose piercings) it's like the first thing that pops into my mind, thing's gotta be like a booger magnet. I believe this is also probably very obvious to most people other than Kevin, but it wasn't obvious to Kevin.

When you also think about how fucking stupid many of his "hot takes" are on whatever retarded issue he feels impressed to focus his potato-attention towards for the poor, non-troon-elder masses then it all starts to make sense. The amhole, the piercing, the inability to properly understand fucking anything... it's like his brain is simply incapable of playing the tape to the end. Now I think that he went into his amhole surgery totally believing that he'd be getting a real vagina. He had no idea how bad the care for it would be, how it probably can't feel anything except maybe pressure since the nerves are so destroyed. This whole time I haven't really been sure why someone would ever get that surgery, surely someone can't be stupid enough to think they'd end up with anything other than a mutilated dick and balls, right? Now I think that's exactly what happened to him. He really is/was just that fucking stupid.

It'll be interesting to see how much longer the world will get to enjoy this troon-elder, I doubt he'll make it another decade without 41%, sadly. It's sad because I do enjoy watching his antics, he takes himself so seriously it's hilarious.
 
Whether fiction or a bona fide Real & Happened™ event, it always delights me how troons will write stories about them being the biggest asshole imaginable and really believe it makes them look like a hero and not an impossible cunt.

I hope this did happen though, because the SA guy absolutely demolished him by simply not giving the rise he obviously wanted. The best revenge truly is living well.
Kevin didn't say shit to that guy, he muttered it under his breath and scampered away. He only has balls when he's behind a keyboard.
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This whole time I haven't really been sure why someone would ever get that surgery, surely someone can't be stupid enough to think they'd end up with anything other than a mutilated dick and balls, right? Now I think that's exactly what happened to him. He really is/was just that fucking stupid.
He is, but you also have to remember that there's an organized effort to deny the truth about every aspect of what goes into hormonally and surgically making a troon. There are plenty of people, even non-trannies, who never think about it or look into it and just "trust the science" to the point of assuming it's possible because the media/pop culture tells them it is.
 
A lot to unpack in some of the recent tweets. Basically, Kevin is incapable of not being an angry, creepy fuck. He's a miserable human being who can only function in the troon hugbox that is Twitter. Lazy, fat and dickless is no way to go through life son.
You're 1412 pages late on this realization
 
Adorable, happy, healthy looking cat. Nice to see non-dying animals in the Tranch-o-Sphere once in a while. That said, how is it that every fucking picture can show how cluttered and filled to the brim every inch of that place is with cardboard boxes and bric-a-brac? I'm by no means an hyper-organized type-A person but this shit would give me a heart-attack if I was around it daily.

Kevin and every other troon sounds like a fucking psychotic and his falsetto is terrifying and an utter failure on every level. Reminds me of a creepypasta about a dude by himself in the desert who hears a fucked up recreation of his own voice being spoken back to him by a skinwalker.
 
I know I shit on them, but I have to say that after reading about all of the heinous troon activity lately, Kevin & Friends™ are a breath of fresh air. They have wacky adventures and zany characters and it's always exciting.

I like Penny's energy, I love that Bonnie is a raging fucking asshole to people at the tranch to keep them in line, I like that Jarod is a ticking time bomb, and I love that Kevin fleeces other troons for toy money. Wedge is okay, but he's too much of a Scrappy Doo sometimes. A tryhard, annoying-as-hell dipshit whose bark is worse then his bite.

I really hope all of this media attention ends with a reality show. I unironically think it would be successful and oozing with drama (and amhole juice).
Would it just be all of them reading print outs of their twitters?
 
Kev's take on creationists : Link | Archive: https://archive.md/7K1mj
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Hey that's uh quite similar to something else... I just can't put my finger on it... it was on the tip of my tongue... I could have sworn... no, never mind, no similarity to other people or events or organizations at all. Just a coincidence.

If his lack of self-awareness was any worse than this he'd be a vegetable on life support. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the same loony faggot who spouts such nonsense as "my former dick and ball skin know it's supposed to be vaginal lining now so it turned into a proper mucous membrane and shit!".
 
One of the ironies of the Salvation Army scene is that toy consoooooooming notwithstanding, KevKev begs for money, wears clothes that look like he bought them for a buck, sleeps in a bed with multiple other people he's not fucking, eats garbage, and lives in a hovel.

He's basically a housed homeless person.
 
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