This makes the Salvation Army guy's composure even more remarkable. Imagine you're ringing a bell in exchange for a place to sleep, and you hear a loud, booming rendition of this "woman voice" yelling at you. He sounds like a psychopath even when he's trying to be uwu cute, imagine what he could do when he's trying to be intimidating.
Guess who's gonna have absolutely no help from the anti-fraud dept in case he needs it.
Ahhh yes, the cop out of wannabe commies everyone. As a staunch capitalist I do my best to buy from farmers markets, locally own stores, and local craftsman. I'd rather buy used shit from China off of craigslist for cheap than new from Walmart. I spend quite a bit of money on food and don't consume all that much. I could live a lot cheaper if I didn't care about where my money went. I'm not perfect and sometimes I live by my values more closely than others, but I put my money where my mouth is.
I'm somehow always less prepared for the voice than I am for the nudity.
He's like a heroin addict but replace heroin with Transformers toys.
So does that imply his consumption of plastic toys is unethical? I suppose it is, but not in the way he's implying.
I love this very, very much. However I feel like the 2 whole sex is a bit inaccurate. I'd say he's had a half sex (1/4 each time) or perhaps 2/10ths sex, depending on how far wedge rammed it into his undialated "hole."
Ripley is really giving Wedge a run for his money as the king of making me feel bad for the people who have to deal with him IRL.
Ripley thread when?Bryan at the tranch
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TBH, he might deserve one along with Giraffe soon tbh.
Of all the troons on the tranch, Ripley is the one that always looks like an actual dangerous person. Like, all the troons look stupid, ugly, and someone you want to avoid, but Ripley is the worst for me.Bryan at the tranch
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I've been thinking for the last day or two that Ripley probably deserves a thread now. He's just too insane and his constant outbursts at people who are just trying to do their job really take the cake.
I support this even if for no other reason than to make Wedge seethe more. Kevin's ex getting a thread instead of him? The narc might post another 12 twitter rage threads just from that alone.
Because it wasn’t technically finished. He still has another surgery left, but no doctor will take him
He's afraid of getting raped now that his feminine visage is indistinguishable from the likes of Halle Berry and Adriana Lima.
what the fuck this tweet is so confusing and sad. is the shirt not dysphoria inducing? doesn’t it make you miss your kids?
