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So, Jeff Bezos going into space to escape the Earth riff-raff is terrible and awful, but if Bob did it, it'd be good and what he deserved?
There's already enough garbage in space.
There's already enough garbage in space.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Hey guys, sending Bob into space would be a great investment! (just don't bring him back to Earth)
Aztecs for example were extremely homophobic, and given Aztec-tier bloodlust you'd be better of being gay in Afghanistan.
Not all cultures had them.
Aztecs for example were extremely homophobic, and given Aztec-tier bloodlust you'd be better of being gay in Afghanistan.
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Yet another case of blah blah blah blah blah blah....... blah blah blah.....blaaaaaaaah???
Bob just fucking shut up if can't say anything of substance. And if you're that
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Someone just needs to convince him a robot body is waiting for him there so he only needs to send his brain.
I think the budget could handle the extra three fifty.
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Georg Cantor believed his mathematical discoveries were product of divine inspiration and he died in 1918.
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The only way I'd believe it would cost $3.50 to ship Moviebob's brain is through rush-delivery mail. I'd figure NASA could save an extra three bucks by simply shipping Bob's brain in a standard-sized envelope. The only question remaining: Is it worth shipping that envelope when 99.999999% of its capacity is nothing but air?
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Well, this is going to upset some people more so then usual.
Afterwards, Bob, the hero that he is, just retweeted "WHITE SUPRESMISTS ARE BAD" over and over again from various retarded people on Twitter. How bold and thoughtful.
Afterwards, Bob, the hero that he is, just retweeted "WHITE SUPRESMISTS ARE BAD" over and over again from various retarded people on Twitter. How bold and thoughtful.
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It's funny how you could change the first tweet to "George Floyd died" and everything Bob says still works.
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You know its a shame because I think there needs to be signficantly more oversight on no knock warrants.
But its all so partisan now.
But its all so partisan now.
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Yeah Bob, the FBI should have done more to stop the Weavers, who are noticeable for... being credited with time served then living quietly for a few decades.
Should have killed them all. Suffer not the mayo scum.
Should have killed them all. Suffer not the mayo scum.
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Alfred North Whitehead, collaborator of agnostic Bertrand Russell on Principia Mathematica, developed a view called Process Theology. While you might criticize his theory as smuggling pantheism into Christianity, the truth remains he believed in God.
"All Cops Are Bastards except those who entrap, arrest, shoot, or murder people I don't like".
Tactics targets. Play another song already.
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Aw, was the treasure hunting trip a bust, Chippa? You know, with how much time you spend on Twitter begging and implying that your family is having a hard time, maybe your time would be better spent, oh I don't know, getting a job? But I guess that isn't fun compared to driving a state over and playing Indiana Jones.
Maybe you could convince your brother to take that attitude, and then maybe he wouldn't have such a visceral reaction to the Sonic movie or Zack Snyder films.
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"It's okay that some movies aren't made for me"
BUT IT'S A WAR-CRIME THAT SOME ARE MADE FOR YOU, OBSOLETE MAYOGHOUL!
BUT IT'S A WAR-CRIME THAT SOME ARE MADE FOR YOU, OBSOLETE MAYOGHOUL!
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So, is bob just saying the weavers shoulda all been slaughtered until they were wiped out like the Beothuk on Newfoundland?
Timothy McVeigh would have bombed more than the Oklahoma city building, hell, there probably woulda been 12 Timothy McVeighs if that shit went down as Bob wished it had. But then of course Bob would respond to such info like "Don't you dare threaten me with a good time, friendo!"
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Y'know, as Adam/YMS has pointed out frequently, a lot of people seem to use the "it's just a kids' movie!" line to excuse bad movies just because they're made for children. The idea being, I guess, that kids are too stupid to deserve putting a modicum of effort to delivering decent quality entertainment. I mean, it's certainly easy to look at what kids are into and roll your eyes at the garbage that gets popular, but it's not like you always had great taste when you were a kid. Just because a movie is a "kids' movie" doesn't mean it's instantly immune from criticism.
Or if you don't buy that argument, look at it another way: most of the time, parents are going to be watching these movies with their children. Shouldn't they get a quality film to enjoy so they don't have to suffer through an hour and a half of grating, strobing, mind-numbing fever dreams?
Nobody cares that this movie isn't made for them, Chris. People care that this movie seems made for nobody.
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And was already made, better, years ago....
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White people are literally cancer.
In other words, Bobby hates his fellow whites because he was bullied by other whites at school.
You can call all American militia groups "white supremacists", but don't you insult mah Islam!
Unfortunately, the FBI doesn't care as much about their targets as Bobby does:
(Kansas Stars article)
Bobby the coward deleted a tweet while I wasn't looking. Luckily someone screencapped it for posterity
See what you Nazis and white supremacists did? Bobby lost one day of productivity just to block your Nazi asses!
I wonder who is the brighter bulb in the operation. At least I don't suspect TeamImpossible would lose a day of work yelling "Nazi".
"You're just writing fanfictions about me even you quoted me verbatim!"
(I might as well archive the "whomping the douchebags" tweet in case the big fat chicken deletes it, and here are the archives of the tweets that led up to that.)
And in case you wonder what lead to all this brouhaha about militia and death squads, it was Glenn Greenwald, as usual.
Jan 6. It is not doom and gloom as Bobby has lost 2 pants-size worth of lard:
Bobby promulgates a news story concerning a doctor behaving extremely unprofessionally towards patients dying of covid. We suspect this story is a hoax and the doctor was making shit up for attention:
Predictablt, Bobby makes it racial and MAGA:
Retard arguing with retard, part I
Retard arguing with retard, part II:
The villain in Space Jam (2021) is a SkyNet clone. It is an evil AI because it told WB to make DC movies, and, God helps us, release the Synder Cut!
More brainless movies to consoom:
Jap Power Ranger:
Bobby attempts a sociocultural interpretation of Harry Potter, which is to say that it is a Cinderella fantasy.
Having established Harry Potter is a prince being restored to his rightful place, the next step is to establish him as "white girl feminism mapped onto a male character for genre sake".
Bobby dreads the idea that Nazis will pelt his Twitter with Dislikes:
Turns out Bobby is an equal-opportunity oogler: if a woman has big enough tits he can't care less about she being a MAGA ghoul who writes for the Federalist:
Of course Bobby checks out Brandi Love just to examine the sleazy Trumpster aesthetics. He is an Art History scholar you know.
Bobby knows Egyptian language:
Dob Chipman:
Simp:
Bobby's Angels. People who want children to grow up physically and mentally healthy are rapists and murders:
E-bay link, in case anyone wishes to own a piece of history by "mstmario22l69"
In other words, Bobby hates his fellow whites because he was bullied by other whites at school.
You can call all American militia groups "white supremacists", but don't you insult mah Islam!
Unfortunately, the FBI doesn't care as much about their targets as Bobby does:
(Kansas Stars article)
Bobby the coward deleted a tweet while I wasn't looking. Luckily someone screencapped it for posterity
See what you Nazis and white supremacists did? Bobby lost one day of productivity just to block your Nazi asses!
I wonder who is the brighter bulb in the operation. At least I don't suspect TeamImpossible would lose a day of work yelling "Nazi".
"You're just writing fanfictions about me even you quoted me verbatim!"
(I might as well archive the "whomping the douchebags" tweet in case the big fat chicken deletes it, and here are the archives of the tweets that led up to that.)
And in case you wonder what lead to all this brouhaha about militia and death squads, it was Glenn Greenwald, as usual.
Jan 6. It is not doom and gloom as Bobby has lost 2 pants-size worth of lard:
Bobby promulgates a news story concerning a doctor behaving extremely unprofessionally towards patients dying of covid. We suspect this story is a hoax and the doctor was making shit up for attention:
Predictablt, Bobby makes it racial and MAGA:
Retard arguing with retard, part I
Retard arguing with retard, part II:
The villain in Space Jam (2021) is a SkyNet clone. It is an evil AI because it told WB to make DC movies, and, God helps us, release the Synder Cut!
More brainless movies to consoom:
Jap Power Ranger:
Bobby attempts a sociocultural interpretation of Harry Potter, which is to say that it is a Cinderella fantasy.
Having established Harry Potter is a prince being restored to his rightful place, the next step is to establish him as "white girl feminism mapped onto a male character for genre sake".
Bobby dreads the idea that Nazis will pelt his Twitter with Dislikes:
Turns out Bobby is an equal-opportunity oogler: if a woman has big enough tits he can't care less about she being a MAGA ghoul who writes for the Federalist:
Of course Bobby checks out Brandi Love just to examine the sleazy Trumpster aesthetics. He is an Art History scholar you know.
Bobby knows Egyptian language:
Dob Chipman:
Simp:
Bobby's Angels. People who want children to grow up physically and mentally healthy are rapists and murders:
E-bay link, in case anyone wishes to own a piece of history by "mstmario22l69"
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And frankly, in my humble opinion, it wasn’t even that good to begin with.
When I was a kid, I went to an orthodontist’s office that had a Looney Tunes theme. They had a waiting room specifically for kids where they’d play the cartoons for them to watch as they were waiting for their appointments. I distinctly remember, even as a young one, whenever they’d play Space Jam, I just wished that they’d go back to playing the classic Looney Tunes cartoons.
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The problem now is that movies are becoming longer and longer for some godforsaken reason. A dumb kids movie could be tolerable for maybe 90 minutes. This current Lebron vehicle is nearly two fucking hours long.
The other thing is that the "it wasn't made for you" logic isn't just being used for kids movies. It's being deployed as a shield for shit like the new Charlie's Angels, Ghostbusters, and other assorted pieces of shit that bank on the genitals and skin tone of the cast to make bank and get recognition. It's a complete travesty to reviewing media in general and will only get worse as awards organizations start valuing who the actors are more so than the product on screen.
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Bob is one pawned Lego NES away from destitute. We know he wouldn't part with Mario merch unless bill collectors were kicking in the door to his subterranean hovel.
But that's not the most interesting takeaway from today's lovely updates, just the most heartwarming.
I'm just amazed that somebody's dedicated their entire life to calling people nazis on Bob's behalf. Marquess of Queensberry rules say you have to come clean if this is your troll account. I'm having a hard time believing this a real person.
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