Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Randall Fragg]

Regarding Christianity in Latin America, a lot of it is centered about being "humble", and in LATAM being humble means being poor, there's no ifs or buts, poor people are humble and victims of the system since remember, Christian Socialism is the core Socialist ideology here, this causes a lot of problems across all facets of society, one of the main ones being that rich and succesful people are villified since they're the opposite of the poor and humble, this is why Latin American govermnents are all to eager to make 50 thousand different taxes that the rich and their businesses have to pay, they, unsurprisingly, don't do it so they either commit tax evasion or leave the country with their money, this is what's currently happening in Argentina, all the rich people (that aren't politicians) and their companies are starting to leave the country.

I realized that I was going beyond my initial point regarding Christianity here so to sumarize, in Latinamerica Christianity is heavily related to the poor and the concept of being humble, Socialism being popular here means that the churches here also promote free gibs from the govermnent wich makes everyone poorer but they don't care since they're now even more humble.
I won't go on since the more I talk about my continent the more deppressed I get. So, uh, have a picture of my cat.View attachment 2357065

More proof of the inherent corruption of papism, and the inferiority of Latin-tainted cultures. Remember, the Vatican is nothing more than a festering font of pedophilic degeneracy, ruled by the tainted lineage of the Sons of Yeti. The only true path forward for mankind is to recognize the enemy within our midst, and wage a final crusade against the vile Yeti-human hybrids that stalk us today.
Reject Abrahamic degeneracy. Take the Yeti Pill. Embrace Zermatism. It is the only way to the Superior Future.

 

[Steelatlas]

More proof of the inherent corruption of papism, and the inferiority of Latin-tainted cultures. Remember, the Vatican is nothing more than a festering font of pedophilic degeneracy, ruled by the tainted lineage of the Sons of Yeti. The only true path forward for mankind is to recognize the enemy within our midst, and wage a final crusade against the vile Yeti-human hybrids that stalk us today.
Reject Abrahamic degeneracy. Take the Yeti Pill. Embrace Zermatism. It is the only way to the Superior Future.

Im just glad anti-papism is on the rise.

Suffer not the feynan I say. #cromwelldidnothingwrong

Im being sarcastic at least the billy boys and the know nothings gave us an honest fight not hiding behind screens and Senate tables.

 

[JayHarrison]

When Bob says "thinkers" and "believers" he really means "atheists" and Christians," respectively. He has somehow gotten it into his head that you cannot be both Christian and intelligent (or non-Christian and idiotic.)

Notice how I didn't say "religious." For all his posturing, he the only religion he dunks on is Christianity; it is a "safe" religion to mock. Christians have the rule about turning the other cheek, whereas Muslims have rules about killing those who disrespect Mohammed the Child Fucker. Bob doesn't dunk on other religions (such as paganism or Hinduism), likely because he knows nothing about those religions. I'll be surprised if he has.

Worth repeating: Based strictly by his own standards, Moviebob is much closer to "believer" than "thinker". I genuinely believe Bob would be shocked and dismayed if he were to discover how many thinkers--more accurately, people who have actually moved global scientific advancement forward--are also believers in any form of Christianity.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Worth repeating: Based strictly by his own standards, Moviebob is much closer to "believer" than "thinker". I genuinely believe Bob would be shocked and dismayed if he were to discover how many thinkers--more accurately, people who have actually moved global scientific advancement forward--are also believers in any form of Christianity.

No, he'd just no-true-Scotsman it. People like Newton obviously didn't really believe, if they had, they would have just believed whatever the Bible said and not made their discoveries.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Worth repeating: Based strictly by his own standards, Moviebob is much closer to "believer" than "thinker". I genuinely believe Bob would be shocked and dismayed if he were to discover how many thinkers--more accurately, people who have actually moved global scientific advancement forward--are also believers in any form of Christianity.

He's been confronted on that before and just dismissed it on the grounds of that was a long time ago so it doesn't count.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Im being sarcastic at least the billy boys and the know nothings gave us an honest fight not hiding behind screens and Senate tables.

At least Jack Chick and the Orange Order don't try and hide the fact that they hate us.

"There should be no Republicans on a commission that has the potential to turn into a Democrat kangaroo court if it isn't run in a bipartisan way."
"Why do Republicans think this commission is a Democrat kangaroo court?"

 

[JayHarrison]

Worth repeating: Based strictly by his own standards, Moviebob is much closer to "believer" than "thinker". I genuinely believe Bob would be shocked and dismayed if he were to discover how many thinkers--more accurately, people who have actually moved global scientific advancement forward--are also believers in any form of Christianity.

He's been confronted on that before and just dismissed it on the grounds of that was a long time ago so it doesn't count.

Knowing Bob, he'll simply fall back onto his "it was a bad joke taken out of context" crutch, which is bound to snap at any moment.

 

[Koby_Fish]

At least Jack Chick and the Orange Order don't try and hide the fact that they hate us.

"There should be no Republicans on a commission that has the potential to turn into a Democrat kangaroo court if it isn't run in a bipartisan way."
"Why do Republicans think this commission is a Democrat kangaroo court?"

Bob may not be a communist per se, but he sure is a pro-hardcore authoritarian totalitarian (as long as it's woke).

 

[Oliver Onions]

You know I'm no fan of Bob but even i have to roll my eyes at this "creep" stuff. The internet really is going overboard with het is ew.

But then I remember that this is the life Bob choose and it makes the popcorn thatuch sweeter.

His thirstposting is legitimately creepy though.

I'm not going to clutch my pearls and pretend I wouldn't also like to have carnal knowledge of Rachel Weiss, but constantly posting words/emojis to that effect on your public social media --especially when you're a balding obese man in his 40s-- just gives off white van vibes. Keep that shit to yourself, bro.

ETA: It's also worse because Bob tries to position himself as a Big Thunks Only film critic. Imagine Roger Ebert taking five uncomfortable minutes on Siskel & Ebert to talk about how much he wants to fuck the lead actress in the movie they're discussing.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I literally refuse to watch Bob’s videos because they are literally boring to sit through. I can’t understand what he’s talking about with all that gibbering going on, causing me to tune out. Also, his piss poor editing skills doesn’t do any favors.

Hell, he should rebrand his channel to be all MCU because that’s the only thing he likes and talks about.

 

[blablabla]

His thirstposting is legitimately creepy though.

I'm not going to clutch my pearls and pretend I wouldn't also like to have carnal knowledge of Rachel Weiss, but constantly posting words/emojis to that effect on your public social media --especially when you're a balding obese man in his 40s-- just gives off white van vibes. Keep that shit to yourself, bro.

ETA: It's also worse because Bob tries to position himself as a Big Thunks Only film critic. Imagine Roger Ebert taking five uncomfortable minutes on Siskel & Ebert to talk about how much he wants to fuck the lead actress in the movie they're discussing.

My Roger loved His big titties just like the rest of us normal men do. But he wasn't a creep about it nor a retard in everysingle topic like bobo retardo Is

 

[Jack Awful]

Even if someone at NASA was high enough to say yes, would Bob even be physically fit for space travel? I'm pretty sure there are health requirements astronauts have to fulfill before getting on the rocket.

It costs $10k to send 1 lb into space. Even if they could somehow ensure Bob could survive the trip, him being there instead of a fit astronaut would add over a million dollars to the budget.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It costs $10k to send 1 lb into space. Even if they could somehow ensure Bob could survive the trip, him being there instead of a fit astronaut would add over a million dollars to the budget.

Well, let's work it out.

First, for the sake of round numbers, we'll assume Bob weighs 300lbs.

So at $10,000 per 1lb, it would cost about $3 million to send Robert's fat ass into orbit. All of it taxpayer's money, assuming NASA is the one doing the launch. I can think of worse uses for my tax dollars.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

It costs $10k to send 1 lb into space. Even if they could somehow ensure Bob could survive the trip, him being there instead of a fit astronaut would add over a million dollars to the budget.

Well, let's work it out.

First, for the sake of round numbers, we'll assume Bob weighs 300lbs.

So at $10,000 per 1lb, it would cost about $3 million to send Robert's fat ass into orbit. All of it taxpayer's money, assuming NASA is the one doing the launch. I can think of worse uses for my tax dollars.

I'm pretty sure that if you sent Bob to space astronomers would confuse him with a rougue planet.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I'm pretty sure that if you sent Bob to space astronomers would confuse him with a rougue planet.

All I can think is that Bob might have is own gravitational pull to where things will orbit around him now.

 

[Bolo]

His thirstposting is legitimately creepy though.

I'm not going to clutch my pearls and pretend I wouldn't also like to have carnal knowledge of Rachel Weiss, but constantly posting words/emojis to that effect on your public social media --especially when you're a balding obese man in his 40s-- just gives off white van vibes. Keep that shit to yourself, bro.

ETA: It's also worse because Bob tries to position himself as a Big Thunks Only film critic. Imagine Roger Ebert taking five uncomfortable minutes on Siskel & Ebert to talk about how much he wants to fuck the lead actress in the movie they're discussing.

In the end it is all about this weird insecurity hang ups Robert has that makes him act like that.

Robert loves to portrait himself as a thinker, the evolved global village citzen, his rational and scientific mind envisions a bright future where utopia can be reached.

But at the same time, Robert is a man's man, while being carefull to not thrust his toxic masculity upon others, he is a survivalist, a sharp shooter, he knows guns, he knows cars and by golly, he knows his way around a good ol' bar brawl, he doesn't have to make his plate in cookouts and if can be forgiven, Manly Robert here is a bit of a horndog (heh, lesbians), can't be helped, he is red blooded Bostonian after all.

And when Robert has the need to play this bit on twitter "OMG guys, Science mama Rachel Weisz in a catsuit is sooo hot" is comes across as fake as fuck, same thing as this weird cheerleading for them lesbos, acting estatic when he thinks a hollywood actress might be munching on another actress' carpet.

Look, I don't know nor I want to know what Robert uses to stain his cum pants with, but I doubt he is using Rachel Weisz, who is 50, to get off to, or the progressive aproved lesbos for that matter.

Yeah, Robert wants to show everybody how much of a "man" he is, and if he gets horny, but he gets horny for the progressive stuff, like lesbians and Science mama Rachel Weisz.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

All I can think is that Bob might have is own gravitational pull to where things will orbit around him now.

That's why we call his followers "orbiters."

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Late but,

Luke on the comment of someone he calls "Death Eater" (thread). Bobby rehashes the tired argument in favor of men in women's sports.

"It's society's fault that I'm fat and do nothing to change that because they won't respect my pronouns. Now let a man with three times the testosterone of a juiced up woman play women's sports or I'll keep eating this candy! I'LL FUCKING DO IT!"

Chris's favorite Angel weighs in on covid.

You mean the Chinese? Based.

 

[Jack Awful]

Well, let's work it out.

First, for the sake of round numbers, we'll assume Bob weighs 300lbs.

So at $10,000 per 1lb, it would cost about $3 million to send Robert's fat ass into orbit. All of it taxpayer's money, assuming NASA is the one doing the launch. I can think of worse uses for my tax dollars.

Yep, assuming an average astronaut is around 180 lbs that's an additional $1.2 million if you sent Bob instead.

 

[BScCollateral]

So at $10,000 per 1lb, it would cost about $3 million to send Robert's fat ass into orbit.

We don't need to.
Just get him a hundred feet in the air and drop him from there. Mission accomplished with minimal resources.