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[A Grey Cat]

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Tiny Tim: Mr. salvation army man? did you raise enough for the orphanage to have a turkey this year? And wot of me med for my bum leg and illness?

Salvation Army: I'm sorry Tim, but some mentally unhinged transwoman said my organization is bigoted and told their thousands of followers not to give us money, I'm afraid their won't be a Christmas this year.

You did this troons...

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The most ardent "anti-capitalists" all seem to be consumed by pixels, plastic, and pharmaceuticals.

What does a "post-capitalist" society look like to these freaks? Being hooked up to a virtual reality machine while an IV supplies a steady drip of estrogen?

I've wondered before what a troon living in Teller, Alaska, with 10 bucks a month to spend at the Nome Safeway would do to signify his wammanhood. Like whenever a woman says her husband is trooning out I feel like her first step should be to get her own bank account and put a hold on any shared assets, 'cause someone's about to spend a thousand dollars to look like a five dollar whore.

I'd be super into a tranch forum as long as Wedge still didn't have his own thread.

 

[hasbinot]

Bryan at the tranch
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"this could be us but" but...what?!

Sporting stubble and a DAD shirt and hoping to been accepted as a woman??

 

[Billy Budd]

Of all the troons on the tranch, Ripley is the one that always looks like an actual dangerous person. Like, all the troons look stupid, ugly, and someone you want to avoid, but Ripley is the worst for me.

Ripley doesn't live on the Tranch, he's in San Francisco I believe. The reason he's in the Kevviesphere is that he was formerly listed as one of Kevin's "girlfriends" in his twitter profile. Originally we thought he lived on the Tranch but when we collectively figured out he didn't he still hung around as an orbiter due to the milk he was making. Glad to see he's coming back into form.

I would love to see a "Kevin/Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" subforum, but agree that Wedge should always maintain his status as a sideshow to Kevin. I can only imagine the seethe will be good for the milk god.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Ripley doesn't live on the Tranch, he's in San Francisco I believe.

Worse: Oakland.

 

[Friendly Futa]

Bryan at the tranch
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The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Osyth Osyth]

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I just had to give my two cents ( more than Kevin ever will to actual charities and not ethots) on this tweet because FUCK he sounds like such a smartass, I swear I could visualize him in a goddamn fedora.

Kevin is single handedly fighting for worker exploitation and winning. He abuses volunteer workers whenever he gets the chance. Just doing his part I guess. He most likely has a kill count wider than his rib cage with how many workers need to stay late to fulfill his latest transformer purchase. He’s also part of a scheme to sell poor quality goods to the masses for an overinflated price. Wow it’s so nice to have him lay it all out on the table like that. It all makes sense now. The alpaca are being neglected because ethical consumption doesn’t exist.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Ripley doesn't live on the Tranch, he's in San Francisco I believe. The reason he's in the Kevviesphere is that he was formerly listed as one of Kevin's "girlfriends" in his twitter profile. Originally we thought he lived on the Tranch but when we collectively figured out he didn't he still hung around as an orbiter due to the milk he was making. Glad to see he's coming back into form.

I would love to see a "Kevin/Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" subforum, but agree that Wedge should always maintain his status as a sideshow to Kevin. I can only imagine the seethe will be good for the milk god.

Thanks for the clarification!

Re: Wedge and his own thread. I honestly believe he shouldn't get one not only because it makes him mad, but also because he's just not that interesting. He tries way too hard to be edgy and different and gross. It's gotten pretty predictable at this point. I usually skip over his long ranting scribes unless Kevy is involved.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

The most ardent "anti-capitalists" all seem to be consumed by pixels, plastic, and pharmaceuticals.

What does a "post-capitalist" society look like to these freaks? Being hooked up to a virtual reality machine while an IV supplies a steady drip of estrogen?

To them, "capitalism" is just anything that deprives them of the things they want. Their paradise is just a cyberpunk dystopia with pastel colors. Don't think, don't strive, don't be free, just coom, consoom, beg for money, and cope, seethe, and dilate.

'cause someone's about to spend a thousand dollars to look like a five dollar whore

It's like that old joke "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap."

 

[Fetish Roulette]

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I've always had a problem with this argument, but I think I finally understand WHY I have a problem with it. For the record here, I don't think big corporations like Walmart and Amazon are inherently good or evil- they just sell goods and services to people who are willing to buy them at market prices. But if my ethical system did include the belief that all corporations are evil, I don't think I'd also hold the belief that all corporations are equally evil. Saying that there's "no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism," by rhetorical sleight of hand, has come to mean that everyone of leftist leanings is completely absolved from the responsibility of finding the way to obtain goods and services that best aligns with the beliefs they profess to hold. In practice, this means that every time Kevvo could buy his robot toy from a local department store instead of a nationally owned supercenter, he's allowed to wave away the blatant contradiction between the beliefs he says he holds and the beliefs he actually holds with a pithy slogan.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I've always had a problem with this argument, but I think I finally understand WHY I have a problem with it. For the record here, I don't think big corporations like Walmart and Amazon are inherently good or evil- they just sell goods and services to people who are willing to buy them at market prices. But if my ethical system did include the belief that all corporations are evil, I don't think I'd also hold the belief that all corporations are equally evil. Saying that there's "no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism," by rhetorical sleight of hand, has come to mean that everyone of leftist leanings is completely absolved from the responsibility of finding the way to obtain goods and services that best aligns with the beliefs they profess to hold. In practice, this means that every time Kevvo could buy his robot toy from a local department store instead of a nationally owned supercenter, he's allowed to wave away the blatant contradiction between the beliefs he says he holds and the beliefs he actually holds with a pithy slogan.

It's the same sort of nihilistic argument that prevents individuals from changing their behavior for the better. And since Kevin doesn't want to change, let alone be consistent in his principles, he attaches himself to this argument like a fly to excrement.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Powerlevel but in a local food mag this dude said that when he first started selling tomatoes at the farmer's market, he sold them for 25 c, but then he realized that 50 c was much more in line for what he was spending to grow them, and he raised the price accordingly. I can't believe this capitalist asshole selling food for what it costs to produce PLUS something to keep the grower fed and housed throughout the year. /do

Someone should ask Kevin why they're selling their literally shitty alpaca yarn instead of giving it to the needy.

I'm guessing that capitalism is fine when it benefits the tranch.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I've always had a problem with this argument, but I think I finally understand WHY I have a problem with it. For the record here, I don't think big corporations like Walmart and Amazon are inherently good or evil- they just sell goods and services to people who are willing to buy them at market prices. But if my ethical system did include the belief that all corporations are evil, I don't think I'd also hold the belief that all corporations are equally evil. Saying that there's "no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism," by rhetorical sleight of hand, has come to mean that everyone of leftist leanings is completely absolved from the responsibility of finding the way to obtain goods and services that best aligns with the beliefs they profess to hold. In practice, this means that every time Kevvo could buy his robot toy from a local department store instead of a nationally owned supercenter, he's allowed to wave away the blatant contradiction between the beliefs he says he holds and the beliefs he actually holds with a pithy slogan.

Exactly. It disregards degrees of culpability in order to justify not practicing your high-minded ideals. Like when you see a Communist grabbing chicken nuggies at a McD's. They'll say "There's is no ethical consumption under capitalism!", ignoring that, even if that's true, you don't have to give your money to the worst incarnation of American Corporate Capitalism.

Powerlevel but in a local food mag this dude said that when he first started selling tomatoes at the farmer's market, he sold them for 25 c, but then he realized that 50 c was much more in line for what he was spending to grow them, and he raised the price accordingly. I can't believe this capitalist asshole selling food for what it costs to produce PLUS something to keep the grower fed and housed throughout the year. /do

Someone should ask Kevin why they're selling their literally shitty alpaca yarn instead of giving it to the needy.

I'm guessing that capitalism is fine when it benefits the tranch.

Something something shield against capitalism, something something economic warfare something something donate to my gofundme.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

I feel that I am in the minority here wanting a Wedge thread, but that also means I love to see him seethe like a little Twitter teakettle. I am all for a Ripley's Believe it or Not!™ thread

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Amid the retweets, Kevin has revealed that his titty skittles have made him a eunuch in temperament as well as in body (he took care of that one himself). I thought HRT worked wonders!
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I bet this is all to get out of having whatever disgusting act he calls "sex" with the cucumber dead beat dad. Imagine leaving your wife and children to travel to a wasteland to mistreat alpacas and be romantic with a porn sick toy collectin furry fat man who then wont even have "sex" with you. What a fucking life thst is.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Being institutionalized sucks, and historically the conditions have been terrible, so instead of fixing the issue with mental institutions let's get rid of them entirely and hope the problem sorts itself out. If you think that's a terrible idea than you are just an uncaring asshole.

Also the cost of the new, not one flew over the cuckoo's nest, mental hospitals are insanely high. This is from a hospital that one of the top google reviews described as having a staff member famous for choking out the patients. The annual budget for the hospital is $67,792,703 and it provides beds for less than 800 patients.

The homeless population and people like Kevin aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

 

[Kiislova]

Bryan at the tranch
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Ripley post ffs selfie
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Looks like my (perfectly male) boss.

 

[Trianon]

I've always had a problem with this argument, but I think I finally understand WHY I have a problem with it. For the record here, I don't think big corporations like Walmart and Amazon are inherently good or evil- they just sell goods and services to people who are willing to buy them at market prices. But if my ethical system did include the belief that all corporations are evil, I don't think I'd also hold the belief that all corporations are equally evil. Saying that there's "no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism," by rhetorical sleight of hand, has come to mean that everyone of leftist leanings is completely absolved from the responsibility of finding the way to obtain goods and services that best aligns with the beliefs they profess to hold. In practice, this means that every time Kevvo could buy his robot toy from a local department store instead of a nationally owned supercenter, he's allowed to wave away the blatant contradiction between the beliefs he says he holds and the beliefs he actually holds with a pithy slogan.

Yeah, you will notice they never pull out this argument when talking about boycotting Chick-fil-a or giving people a hard time for eating it. It's special pleading.

This might also be why they try to go straight to the top to bully corporations into giving into their silly demands. That's somehow easier than just choosing not to shop there.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I'm still against wedge getting a thread, purely out of spite, but also agree that Ripley and cucumber neck are starting to produce. What if we were to modify mode_views quiet thread into an orbit thread, while still excluding wedge. Out of fucking spite. Fuck you wedge

 

[Aunt Carol]

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I hope someone keeps this on hand for when they're trying to cancel whatever business is evil next, or for when the Tranch is encouraging people to buy their yarn from oppressed transwomen.