Plagued Incels.is (Previously known as /r/incels) - Subreddit's banned, entitled Manchildren whine about why they can't get laid.

[LordOdin]

Best reply tbh. Makes my word salad worth it.

ALL HAIL SUPREME GENTLEMAN

 

[Negus]

Aiming for 3000 kill count? Fucker was ambitious I'll give him that.

 

[Mr Snek]

Not really, most clubs I've been in it's pretty easy to talk in as long as you're not litterally next to the speakers. I can imagine soft spoken people might have to deliberatly speak clearly but that's pretty simple.

Maybe I just go to shitty clubs then because all of the ones around here are ridiculously loud. It's a shame because I actually like clubbing, but I prefer to not spend the next day having my ears ringing.

Nigga nobody goes to a nightclub to find a partner they can talk do, they go to a nightclub to find a slut to dump their load inside.

The most effective way is to start by being the best dressed person there. (Sidenote: This approach requires you to have a sense of rhythm and self confidence so is generally unsuitable for your typical incel). Full suit when you walk in, check your jacket at the coatroom. Then you walk with your head and shoulders high into the middle of the dancefloor and dance like nobody is watching. Women love to dance, and they love confident men. So the entire time you're dancing you're also glancing around for ANY woman who is eyeing you up, and you extend your hand to them inviting them to join you. This works well, because what women love more than anything else is being the centre of attention, and at this point she's the centre of attention dancing with the best dressed man in the building. She'll enjoy this experience, for about 90 seconds because by that time, you're going to have done exactly the same thing with another woman, and then another, and then another. This level of confidence and command of the social environment is incredibly attractive.

What the fuck kind of clubs do you go to? The clubs around here are the kind of place where it's a miracle if the people there are wearing shirts with collars, never mind suits. If you wore a suit here you'd get laughed out and mugged on your way home.

 

[folly magnet]

Any woman can get laid, because there are men out there who will literally fuck anything. Chantal Sarault, in the Deathfats forum, is one of the most repulsive humans alive, but she's got some skeevy Egyptian drug dealer who is willing to fuck her.

Not every man can get laid, however, for the reasons I described above. Women, as a group, have much higher standards for who is fuckable; for their own health and safety, they have to. Some men really are so totally unfuckable they have to pay for it if they're ever going to have sex, and even then sex workers who can turn them down often will. Russell Greer is a case in point.

Yeah I never got that part. Why are women to be blamed for men being complete horn dogs who will nail anything? There's also the orgasm imbalance. It's easier for a man to come. Generally a woman will need a more generous partner who doesn't just want to dive in while she's still half dry. It makes random hookups pretty unappealing. Then you add the fact that most men are stronger than us so being alone with some dude you don't know is not a very appealing prospect. I don't know what it's like to be dude but being a woman, safety is always at the back of your mind so no, giving a creep the benefit of the doubt is not high on our list of priorities as that is how you end up dead.

Let's not forget the risk of pregnancy either. That more than anything kept me from sowing my wild oats in college (the prospect of a broken condom loomed large in my mind). And there was also the risk of being labeled a slut (have they tried encouraging people not to call women who sleep around sluts to get more women interested in sex? I mean, it's cool if you think they are indeed sluts but you don't get to complain women are being cautious about their choice of lovers at the same time). So one one hand, we have a high likelihood of mediocre sex and on the other, the risk of physical violence, reputation loss, pregnancy and stds.

Absent fatherhood strikes again.

This guy has a father. Where the fuck was he?

THIS. As I mentioned above, pregnancy more than anything has been a top concern of mine. Dual parenthood is already tough but single motherhood sounds like misery to me. Just thinking about arranging and paying for childcare terrify me. There is no way most single mothers chose that life for themselves, the dads usually bail.

Then again, maybe I should schedule an appointment ASAP to tie my tubes. I cannot imagine carrying around a son for 9 months, pushing him out and raising him only for him to rant to other losers online about how I owed him sex as well.

 

[TheShedCollector]

What the fuck kind of clubs do you go to? The clubs around here are the kind of place where it's a miracle if the people there are wearing shirts with collars, never mind suits. If you wore a suit here you'd get laughed out and mugged on your way home.

Then go to better clubs you ugly retard. Do I need to spell everything out for you. Jesus Christ it's probably for the best that you're an incel. If you were to ever get naked with a woman you'd need me to roll the fucking jonny onto your willy.

 

[Vince McMahon]

18 years old is not a kid. You're a full grown adult. Stop making excuses for inadequacy.

Physically - yes but hardly mentally (and even then, there are still a few things that are still being developed). We agreed that 18 is a general age when we consider people adults but many people at that age have zero idea where to go, whom to be and who they are.

If you were able to figure it out by that age - more power to you, however, you are not everyone.

 

[Desktop User2]

"Isla Vista shooter"
HIS (bongmalay) NAME WAS ELLIOT RODGER. REMEMBER HIS NAME!

 

[LordOdin]

Can someone please translate this retardese?

1 out of 5 men are absolute giga chads that dont need to worry about appearance and dab on the ugly fuckers. Seeing as most people in this thread are shitting on this dude that implies the average farms poster is a giga chad.

 

[Fougaro]

Scientist need to put more effort into creating more lifelike sex robots so we can avoid these types of situations.

Disregarding the possibility that highly advanced sex robots (that is if we'll even get them) will most likely be given rights, the problem regarding incels is less the lack of sex, which can easily be fixed with a sex doll or a hooker, but the lack of love, companionship and especially validation leading into an endless pit of despair.

I don't see how society itself, especially in the current climate, could realistically solve the incel problem because people being divided into winners and losers is a fact of life everyone has to come to terms with eventually. I'll go even a step further and say that with the current social dynamics, I expect incels to increasingly become the norm in the Western civilised world. The only viable solution I see is for incels themselves to get their heads out of their asses, come to the realisation that there is more to life than dating and sex and for them to stop seeking validation from women and society at large.

Mass shooters on the other hand will sadly always exist as long as you have disenfranchised (usually young) men who one day just snap and go postal, be it incels, rejects, veterans etc.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Honestly just this tbh. It helps to not have your sole hobby being playing vidya because that shit makes you look pathetic as all hell. Pick up something easy and low effort at least like Golfing.

I recommend just talking about your music tastes. It's really easy if you're in a club where you like the music because she probably does too. A mate of mine spent the emo period balls deep simply because he loves that shit. I met Mrs Julian at a slayer gig.
Mind you a lot of incels are the sort of faggots who listen to classical and nothing else or vidya music

 

[Octavia]

I recommend just talking about your music tastes. It's really easy if you're in a club where you like the music because she probably does too. A mate of mine spent the emo period balls deep simply because he loves that shit. I met Mrs Julian at a slayer gig.
Mind you a lot of incels are the sort of faggots who listen to classical and nothing else or vidya music

Not wrong, friend of mine who was pretty well known for being a turbo virgin got his dick wet by talking about vidya music at a small alt rock club (Played anything from Pop Punk to hard Heavy Metal). Tbh most things work as long as you're not leading with what your elo is in ranked overwatch, kek.

 

[Mr Snek]

Mass shooters on the other hand will sadly always exist as long as you have disenfranchised (usually young) men who one day just snap and go postal, be it incels, rejects, veterans etc.

Nah, I think that a lot of mass shooters, especially the incel ones are into it purely for a sort of established infamy being a shooter carries. They are convinced that shooting up a place is the only way they'll achieve any sort of impact on the world and frankly they're probably right, just look at Elliot Roger. Being able to take out their anger on the populace is just a happy accident. The same phenomena happened with school shootings after Columbine, the media constantly talking about these events doesn't help.

 

[TheShedCollector]

Physically - yes but hardly mentally (and even then, there are still a few things that are still being developed). We agreed that 18 is a general age when we consider people adults but many people at that age have zero idea where to go, whom to be and who they are.

If you were able to figure it out by that age - more power to you, however, you are not everyone.

What the fuck are you talking about? The biological drive to have sex is not a massive life altering decision that requires months or years of planning and deliberation. It's a biological necessity for human survival that should be fully established by anyone aged 16.

Absent any life altering traumatic event or disability, there's nothing to figure out. There's nothing to think about. There's nothing to carefully consider and plan out. There's no great journey to go on, no round the world voyage where you meet and study every culture to work out exactly your place in the world. It's all horseshit. You've got nothing but excuses from a male who has failed to hit an important milestone in the process of becoming a man, and instead of acknowledging it's a problem and doing something to correct it you're making excuses about feelings and personal development and all this other feminine nonsense.

By 18 every man has finished puberty for at least two years and his brain should be swimming in chemicals screaming at him to find a girl and start fucking. By 21 if you have failed to reach this milestone you should be seriously looking at why you have failed to reach it and what you can do to correct it.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Incels not getting pussy is just natural selection.

 

[bigbombguy2222]

I always love seeing incels make the argument that you must be some hot gigachad in order to get a girlfriend. We live in a world in which Ethan Ralph was able to reproduce. A waddling trainwreck in human form like him is capable of finding new girls to put his dick into, even after he made and shared a revenge porn tape with the world. 'Impossible' my ass.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

And do they? Do they lift regularly to attain a fitter, more useful body?

Well yeah, a lot of them do. A lot of people who identity as incels are absolutely obsessed with aesthetics, to the point of neglecting everything else about what it means to be a person (interests, social network, involvement in community, confidence that's based on anything other than height, hairline and autistic shit like maxilla proportions, etc).

Another problem is they tend to project their own hetero male desires onto male beauty, so they assume that a very specific "prettyboy" archetype is the key to success with women (nevermind that's not every woman's cup of tea, and that not every guy is suited for that look). But the serious incel forum guys will get expensive, risky surgery to look like that.

It might be we're using "incels" to mean different things, a lot of older people seem to think incel is just the newest term for "loser"/"virgin" on the euphemism treadmill, but it's something a lot more specific than that. Fitness is important but "just lift bro" isn't useful advice for people who lurk on incel forums. The problem is mental.

 

[TheShedCollector]

Fitness is important but "just lift bro" isn't useful advice for people who lurk on incel forums.

By the time they are lurking on an incel forum it's too late. They need to be put into a work camp.

 

[Fougaro]

Nah, I think that a lot of mass shooters, especially the incel ones are into it purely for a sort of established infamy being a shooter carries. They are convinced that shooting up a place is the only way they'll achieve any sort of impact on the world and frankly they're probably right, just look at Elliot Roger. Being able to take out their anger on the populace is just a happy accident. The same phenomena happened with school shootings after Columbine, the media constantly talking about these events doesn't help.

I think anger and resentment to the world and society at large are absolutely necessary to fuel the "criminal energy" (for the lack of a better term) required to commit something as gruesome as a mass shooting. Otherwise you don't decide to kill a bunch of people just to become famous, no matter how much of an attention whore you are. Unless you're clinically insane. Had Elliot Roger for example not been filled to the brim with hatred and despair and not reached his breaking point, he would have likely done cringy performance art or become a grifter within the manosphere instead (imagine the thread we could have had on him in that timeline...).

I will however agree that the media is making the situation worse by being their usual retarded selves by borderline glamorising these speds and thus rubbing salt into the wounds of the victims and their loved ones, which I assume is the actual intent for mass shooters who actively seek media infamy.

 

[Jizzrag]

Single mothers and their spawn have been a disaster for the human race

Yes, it’s the women who stays and raises their child who’re disasters, not the men too stupid to use a condom before abandoning their child.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I'm on the fence with this one. Are trannies exempt from being shot by incels or do they get the same treatment as real women?