I second this. Mode is such a nobody I can't be fucked to remember he exists half the time, may as well spend a little time enjoying the antics of his orbiters. And I also vote we never give Wedge a thread; it's so clearly what he wants and his impotent rage is funnier this way.
Ripley: YEAH MAN FUCK THE GOVERNMENT, I'M GONNA HAVE DIFFERENT GENDER MARKERS ON EVERY PIECE OF ID I OWN TO OWN THE TRUMP VOTERS! BE GAY DO CRIME
because he's ugly
I hope the engravers put "Garblefart" on his headstone through some kind of hilarious mixup.REST IN PEACE, GARBLEFART!
chalk another one up for the KF death squads
Slight power level, but I do this. It is a MASSIVE inconvenience and more expensive, but I make good money and I want to support my local economic matrix over faceless corporation that really doesn't give a shit about my community.
His politics are entirely a matter of convenience. If Republicans were offering free HRT and bottom surgery, Kevin would vote red until he died. So like 3 years, but still.
It has its problems, but I think capitalism works well. It's a great provider and motivator. However, I think capitalism at a global level with multi-national corporations gets fucking messy. I think problems creep in when the people at the top are so far removed from the people that work for them and the community that operate in that they start making short-sighted/selfish (I'm not sure what words I'm looking for) decisions. This leads to shitty work conditions, shitty pay, and polluting places they'll never visit. The thing that annoys me the fucking most though is what they do to small business, it stifles the freedom of creating your own destiny. I'm also not a fan of how they have their fingers in every pie and have started to control what people say and do.
Well, given you can pretty much split the Party up into 'people who joined purely for what it can grant them' and 'people not bright enough to grasp that the first group cannot be tolerated if you are going to have a communist economy,' I can see why the thought leaders have problems.
It's funny because when the troons were attacking Cloudflare's CEO for offering their services to the Farms, the entire troon "brigade" only existed on twitter. They don't realize that not everyone gives a shit about what happens on twitter and probably all he had to do is disable notifications on his phone for a day or so. People like Kevin exist in a peculiar state of terminally online where they think that everything that happens on sites like twitter is real life and that change.org has any actual legal binding effect (if it ever did #giveboogiethedeathpenalty has clearly proven otherwise).
I hate the idea that Kevin's idea of communism is probably consists of the government handing out free Transformers and Nintendo Switches on every street corner. I'm just imagining some sweat shop in China where child workers are producing Kevin's toys.
I think that's a spot on analysis, companys are slowly starting to realise that these squealing mobs really don't have that much sway outside of Twitter anymore. Its took them a while to catch up with the rest of us that if you bow down to them they read it as a sign of weakness and they'll just look for another perceived thoughtcrime they can castigate them for. Just tell them to fuck off and they'll move onto the next issue of the day with a different target, more likely a smaller one more concerned with the imaginary bad press and loss of business a bunch of professionally perpetually-offended cunts who never intended to spend a penny on your business to begin with.
Please don't. You're going to monkey-paw into existence a new wrinkle to the bimbo fetish.
That's all good and well, but it's not as if Kevin is going to just do the housework and shut up about it. Instead, his Twitter is going to be full of huffing about how hot it is to be a domestic servitude slut, and that's just more shit to wade through to find the good content. And the troons all take their cues from each other- once Kevin is doing it, that brand new fetish is going to spread through the troon ranks like a virus.
I always use my local butcher over the supermarket for meat. They do eggs and veg from local farms too which is neat. The quality is night and day compared to the water saturated shit you get from the big shops.
From your mouth to Goddess' ear. Can't believe the strong and independent ladies of Tenacious Unicorn haven't been angling for one already, considering all the positive coverage they've been getting from corporate media.
