Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

[SaintChristopher69]

It's another A-Log who probably thinks Chris gives bronies a bad name or something

Since when did Bronies ever have a good name?

 

[Spooky Bones]

Since when did Bronies ever have a good name?

All these people openly or secretly dog on Chris because they believe he is "worse" than they are. Sometimes they're right. But the furries or bronies or autistics generally who wine about him making them look bad, they're usually pretty low functioning to begin with, circling the drain in their respective ecosystems and looking for scraps.

 

[Duke Nukem]

That gave us this unforgettable gem:



The creator of Mario and Zelda should be humbled to meet some random redneck retard who haphazardly mashed together two existing franchises into some unsellable abomination with explicit scenes of furry sex, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

If that quote about Miyamoto isn't *the* example of "Chris and his ego" then I honestly don't know what is.

Three categories of viewpoints can be discerned here, which I can sort of liken to American political parties.

1. The Libertarian: It's your money. Do whatever the fuck you want, even if that means setting your $ on fire and shoving it up your ass.

2. The Democrat: It's harm reduction. Chris isn't a competent adult, and if we shell out this money, we can at least protect him somewhat.

3: The Republican: It's a terrible idea. Enabling faggots and their retarded schemes serves only to deteriorate society and make things shittier for everyone.

I'm feeling kind of conservative right now, truth be told.

Personally I'm the libertarian on this one, it's not my money and even if you could try to stop people from giving money to an autistic fatass, why would you want to?

Then again this is Chris and he'll probably never be a productive member of society.

 

[Mr. 0]

I hope bad weather fucks the flight scheduling over completely and chris misses the con a la that thanksgiving episode of king of the hill

 

[Duke Nukem]

I hope bad weather fucks the flight scheduling over completely and chris misses the con a la that thanksgiving episode of king of the hill

If the con is in Seattle bad weather is just another day of the week. Doubt it'll be a big deal really.

Chris may be a fool but he deserves to enjoy himself one last time before his entire life crashes around him.

It's going to happen sooner or later.

 

[Retired Junta Member]

Three categories of viewpoints can be discerned here, which I can sort of liken to American political parties.

1. The Libertarian: It's your money. Do whatever the fuck you want, even if that means setting your $ on fire and shoving it up your ass.

2. The Democrat: It's harm reduction. Chris isn't a competent adult, and if we shell out this money, we can at least protect him somewhat.

3: The Republican: It's a terrible idea. Enabling faggots and their retarded schemes serves only to deteriorate society and make things shittier for everyone.

I'm feeling kind of conservative right now, truth be told.

People who want to others to pay for potential entertainment, which category they fit?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I hope bad weather fucks the flight scheduling over completely and chris misses the con a la that thanksgiving episode of king of the hill

That’s no fun. You should at least hope for an Alive scenario.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That’s no fun. You should at least hope for an Alive scenario.

I can't wish that innocent people stranded on top of a mountain, in an avalanche, slowly dying in terrible pain and fear should not only also have to deal with Chris but survive by eating strips of his frozen ass meat.

 

[AnOminous]

All these people openly or secretly dog on Chris because they believe he is "worse" than they are. Sometimes they're right. But the furries or bronies or autistics generally who wine about him making them look bad, they're usually pretty low functioning to begin with, circling the drain in their respective ecosystems and looking for scraps.

Chris predates bronies. If anyone has any gripe about being embarrassed by a community, it is Chris himself who should complain that they're making him look bad. Anyone in that community who has a sense of humor, though, is proud to have such a monument of Internet culture in their group.

 

[A Grey Cat]

So... The go fund me reached 5k before it closed, I'm gonna subtract a grand for airfare but add a grand back from Chris august tugboat which he may receive ten days before the con but I'm sure he'll find some reason to keep...or least only give the 200 to Barb for his monthly dues to her.


So taking into account that the four seasons is on of the best hotels in Seattle with a rate of 1050 a night Chris could spend three days and nights there and still have 1850 left to spend on snacks, toys, buttons, pins, plushies tee shirts, and all the other things he tends to shop himself silly on at cons

 

[Caesare]

I am vetoing the driving and the flight idea. Chris will be rollerblading to Seattle.

 

[Caesare]

If the con is in Seattle bad weather is just another day of the week. Doubt it'll be a big deal really.

Chris may be a fool but he deserves to enjoy himself one last time before his entire life crashes around him.

It's going to happen sooner or later.

Chris' entire life has been crashing around him ever since that fateful day in kindergarten when the school staff held him down and "recorded his screams".

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

Chris' entire life has been crashing around him ever since that fateful day in kindergarten when the school staff held him down and "recorded his screams".

Obviously they thought it would make a sick mixtape. I swear if you play Apex Twin backward you can hear Chris slapping himself in the side of the head and going GWUUUAAAH because it's time to put the crayons away and focus on 1+1 = 2

 

[Mr. 0]

If the con is in Seattle bad weather is just another day of the week. Doubt it'll be a big deal really.

Chris may be a fool but he deserves to enjoy himself one last time before his entire life crashes around him.

It's going to happen sooner or later.

No, I mean the flight scheduling in Virginia

I hope a hurricane washes the planes away from the tarmac, or rednecks get into a shootout with the fat black bitch that got robert e lee statue removed from charlottesville at the airport

 

[Un Platano]

No, I mean the flight scheduling in Virginia

I hope a hurricane washes the planes away from the tarmac, or rednecks get into a shootout with the fat black bitch that got robert e lee statue removed from charlottesville at the airport

All you want from a hurricane is to delay him? Most of us here are rooting for bad weather to send him into the side of a mountain.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

People who want to others to pay for potential entertainment, which category they fit?

I categorize that under "Libertarian."

 

[Mr. 0]

All you want from a hurricane is to delay him? Most of us here are rooting for bad weather to send him into the side of a mountain.

We can't get him tarding out if he's the one getting turned into a splat. Better that bad weather sends his house to Oz while he's away, at least we'll get the homeless saga quicker

 

[Un Platano]

We can't get him tarding out if he's the one getting turned into a splat. Better that bad weather sends his house to Oz while he's away, at least we'll get the homeless saga quicker

He won't be homeless for long because he'll be qualified for federal disaster relief and will be given a trailer with which he can spend the rest of his life in smelly solitude. Making Chris homeless is a job for the banks, not divine retribution.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So taking into account that the four seasons is on of the best hotels in Seattle with a rate of 1050 a night Chris could spend three days and nights there and still have 1850 left to spend on snacks, toys, buttons, pins, plushies tee shirts, and all the other things he tends to shop himself silly on at cons

According to Null, if this can make Chris make "art" on a consistent basis, his plan is to help Chris save enough when Barb bites it and he's on his own (without the use of e-begging).

This being said, how soon can Chris go on without spending whatever is left when he returns home? Will this be a circle of spend thousands of dollars---establish another Go Fund Me -----repeat?

I mean, Chris is "famous" enough to have his own booth, but that would undertake a management and talking to various parties to even do that. It's way out of Chris grasp, and it would be something that Null would have devote some time to.

Also, I'm assuming Praetor have nothing to do with this, as their "goal" is to act as management/PR for lolcows apparently, But Null doesn't want them anywhere near Chris. Would they weasel their way in after the con?

 

[A Grey Cat]

According to Null, if this can make Chris make "art" on a consistent basis, his plan is to help Chris save enough when Barb bites it and he's on his own (without the use of e-begging).

This being said, how soon can Chris go on without spending whatever is left when he returns home? Will this be a circle of spend thousands of dollars---establish another Go Fund Me -----repeat?

I mean, Chris is "famous" enough to have his own booth, but that would undertake a management and talking to various parties to even do that. It's way out of Chris grasp, and it would be something that Null would have devote some time to.

Also, I'm assuming Praetor have nothing to do with this, as their "goal" is to act as management/PR for lolcows apparently, But Null doesn't want them anywhere near Chris. Would they weasel their way in after the con?

Awww really? I was really hoping Chris would be staying at a fancy hotel. As much as I pity the poor unfortunate souls who'll be stuck with him on a plane (twice) the thought of Fancy hotel bellhops and concierges seeing Chris, in That cosplay outfit or some proximation of it (like a too tight grey leotard that shows off how fat he is) lumber up to the front desk slam his luggage down and proclaim"I'm checking in, Christine Weston Chandler CPU goddess blue heart!"

Anyone else notice the date of the convention falls on Friday the 13th?

I may not be jasonfan anymore but.....you set this one up for me.