US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Meat Target]

When I told my more left-leaning friends this, they always brought up the "more noble" cause behind their approved rioting, to which I replied, "I don't give a crap about the motivation, I give a crap about the rioting - one more doesn't matter at this point."

"The ends justify the means". That's Leftists for ya.

 

[Salubrious]

I honestly think they do want it to end, but they've listened too much to representatives of the pharmaceutical companies that said the mRNA vaccines could seriously do away with the common flu.

I wish I could believe that, but the Democrat politicans love the powers they can wield, the CDC/WHO/Fauci are relevant for the first time in their lives, and too many people love the idea that they can be morally superior just by staying home and doing nothing.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Their rhetoric on vaccines and the virus has been schizophrenic lately as they've been trying to argue vaccines are a panacea and also that they barely make a difference.

So I doubt there's any sort of plan. It comes across more as the media fear mongering and Dem politicians and figures like Fauci just going along with it to get more TV interviews. It's like they've gaslit themselves into believing getting vaccination numbers close to 100% would mean the virus would be eradicated from society and getting proven wrong with the Delta variant is breaking their brains.

Or it’s dawned on them that they’re the ones holding the bag now, and this is them flailing about looking for a solution that isn’t coming.

 

[Meat Target]

Or it’s dawned on them that they’re the ones holding the bag now, and this is them flailing about looking for a solution that isn’t coming.

Nothing they can't dismiss with WhatAboutTrumpism.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

This is WWE levels of over the top dramatization.

I wish.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

It is always a political move of last resort

Last resort, this early in the game?

 

[verissimus]

This is WWE levels of over the top dramatization.

Even Jim Ross couldn't sell this crap.

 

[Gehenna]

Last resort, this early in the game?

It's not that early in the game. Keep in mind it's the last resort for their covid policy, not their entire policy. And in that light, it started in early 2020. So it's been a good year and a half of a major crisis.

 

[Miller]

That officer who acted like he went into foetal position after he heard a woman wearing a MAGA hat call him a "nigger"...
FFS, what's next? "And then they all clapped"?

Ace of Spades had the best lines for the sham hearing today

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Testicrying is perfect.

Here is the Kinzinger being such a fag even RuPaul would say grow a fucking pair.
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Never ever give these people respect ever again. Trump should do a press release where it's just "hahahahahahahahaha fags."

No wonder why Pelosi selected him for the hearing. What a fag.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

I got through about 10 seconds of listening to a police officer pretending he was at Normandy.

*dc officer clears throat*
"-I was there, that day... the day th-the MAGA(t)s came to the senate... they-they went right by me, waving their little American flags and posing for selfies as they gathered inside..."

*dc officer needs a moment to collect himself*
"..The worst of it for me.. wa-was the little old boomer ladies with the American flag knitted hats.. they started PRAYING OUTLOUD-"

*audience gasps and the judge nearly drops his cudgel*

"-I KNOW! One minute they were praying and then the next this little old MAGAt lady tottered over to me and handed me an American flag shaped cookie and said-"
*lip quivers*
"-thank you for your service, God bless you."

*entire court erupts into chaos, judge screams, GUILTY! GUILTYYYY!!!*

Note; potentially late and or gay of me but this wouldn't post early this morning cuz the site isn't working too well for me.

 

[X Prime]

Wonder if the GOP will have the balls to punish Kinzinger for this farce.

Doubt it.

 

[Meat Target]

Wonder if the GOP will have the balls to punish Kinzinger for this farce.

Doubt it.

I heard McCarthy was considering booting Liz Cheney from the Armed Services Committee.

 

[The Last Stand]

1/6.

The Left: fuck the police!
The Right: LAW AND ORDER!

Left: Trump sent white supremacists to the Capitol!
Right: Traitors! It was a SET UP!

Can't even stay consistent with their own logic.

 

[gaystoner]

*dc officer clears throat*
"-I was there, that day... the day th-the MAGA(t)s came to the senate... they-they went right by me, waving their little American flags and posing for selfies as they gathered inside..."

*dc officer needs a moment to collect himself*
"..The worst of it for me.. wa-was the little old boomer ladies with the American flag knitted hats.. they started PRAYING OUTLOUD-"

*audience gasps and the judge nearly drops his cudgel*

"-I KNOW! One minute they were praying and then the next this little old MAGAt lady tattered over to me and handed me an American flag shaped cookie and said-"
*lip quivers*
"-thank you for your service, God bless you."

*entire court erupts into chaos, judge screams, GUILTY! GUILTYYYY!!!*

Note; potentially late and or gay of me but this wouldn't post early this morning cuz the site isn't working too well for me.

not late and very accurate. I honestly thought it was a dramatic reading of Macbeth or something

 

[MrJokerRager]

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Apparently Newsmax gave him a D, I don't know if it was intentional.

 

[MrJokerRager]

1/6.

The Left: fuck the police!
The Right: LAW AND ORDER!

Left: Trump sent white supremacists to the Capitol!
Right: Traitors! It was a SET UP!

Yeah, I do have to agree that its pretty much retarded to put all the blame on the FBI and Capitol Police when there were warnings by many right wing pundits not to be there.

Majority of that crowd knew what they were doing and wanted to do it.

Blaming FBI and ANTIFA kind of makes the FBI and ANTIFA look competent.

For one day, the right wing earned some respect for that stunt.

Sometimes people get mad and lose their shit, anyone trying to spin it as something as a plan cooked up by the deep state because they care about the optics a lot more than what is really going down and the game has changed.

 

[X Pac Heat]

If you know someone who used to say "ACAB" but now show sympathy to the capital police, they're a fucking rat snitch and you should cut them out of your life.

 

[Salubrious]

Only thing I got out of today's hearing is "my God the Capitol Police are a bunch of whiny crybaby bitches."

 

[mandatorylurk]

And don't forget, the Capitol Police are now having branches in different states, doing whatever dirty working Pelosi wants, and they are not under the same rules that govern other agencies like FOIA.

 

[Oats12345]

Apparently Newsmax gave him a D, I don't know if it was intentional.

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I would love to think they did it as a troll move