Is this a recurring cost for donators meaning he gets $1000+ per month or a one time donation?
Troons can't plan properly. His backup plan was relying on the whims of his paypigs who inexplicably keep giving him money. I guess when you don't earn the money yourself you don't care that you give it away to another grifter.
This still presupposes that it isn't a total hustle and that he could not easily afford everything he encountered but decided to invoice his paypigs afterwards anyway because why not, it's worked every other fucking time. I wonder if the other Tranchers grimace when they see this type of shit because it eats into their own eBegging schemes.
Still somehow looks both thinner and more human than the misshapen lump of fleshy Play-Doh that is Wedge.
Fucking TranHandlers. Twitter really has become the bus station full of tranny pan handlers.
I'm inclined to say that Penny is the Napoleon of the Tranch's Animal Farm. While Kevin definitely doesn't do much of anything on the tranch, he also isn't in charge of anything. Nobody cares about what he has to say, and they only keep him around because he represents income for the Tranch. In Animal Farm terms, I'd say he's more of a Mollie. For people who don't want to read the link, Mollie is an entitled show horse who doesn't care about the world around her as long as she gets to keep her ribbons and sugar cubes (or in Kevin's case, video games and Troonsformers). Unfortunately, even this isn't as apt a comparison as I'd like- Mollie is smart enough to GTFO while she still can. And of course, Mollie is actually a mare, rather than a flabby, depressed gelding who's on a copium binge.
The point often gets made that there are thousands of worthwhile charities that these paypigs could donate to instead of throwing money at troons, but it's also true that there are thousands of better ways to piss money away on losers. I'd rather hand a quid to a blatant alky/junkie in a doorway who doesn't even pretend it's for food or a bus ticket, at least they can be interesting to chat to for a few minutes.
If you don't have the money (and even if you do), use Skype or Zoom instead and it's 100 percent free. Shameless indeed.
I have a feeling they planned this to the letter, honestly.
Mollie was, if I remember correctly, meant to represent the middle-class Russians who emigrated - her obsession with ribbons and sugar cubes was Orwell taking a swing at ”bourgeois” Russians who preferred having nice things to living in a communist country.
I guess that would make Kevin one of the rats, since they were the lumpenproletariat who just stole food and didn't do any work. The farm tries to get them into the Wild Comrade's Reeducation Committee to train them into something useful (which doesn't work) and then eventually they get eaten by the cat who'd only joined the committee because she wanted to eat the rats (I'm going to take this as a metaphor for Jarrod eventually going postal)
The profile pictures of those "Top Supporters" are activating my fight-or-flight instincts.
Fun fact; the middle one is kevin biggest paypig, a geriatric toothless troon, he also sent +800$ worth of cameras to the tranch after earl attack.
Are you sure that isn't Tommy Tooter?
At least ko-fi is mostly one time donations, and showing how many have donated provides some amount of transparency. I shudder to think what their paypal donation amounts look like. Have any of their orbiters ever asked that, I wonder?
It's hard to imagine that this tranny granny was once somebody's baby. Just looking at him unsettles me.
Fucking hell. Teeth like a burnt fence.
