Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[stupid frog]

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That, fellow fuckwits, is a man. And not by a little bit either. Countless dollars spent on sculpting your appearance only to get ambushed by a careless selfie. Don't get me started on the cucumber. Crazy shit.

someone who can art make wedge merge with pepe

 

[KiwiFuzz]

someone who can art make wedge merge with pepe

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They're the same picture.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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Can't do much at work, give me a good couple of hours and I'll whip up something after dinner. Assuming no one does it until then.

 

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Kay.



It's Wedge-e (pronounced wedge-ay).

And, for the more refined tastes:



Wedge-e: Classic Edition.

Fun facts:

- While everything else is stylized, the throat and chin is 100% traced.
- The yellow of his teeth is copied directly from the source image. The hair, also copied from the source, is a darkened, desaturated, disgusting green.
- This was the song I listened to making it.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin gives trigger warning for cute bugs and greasy food. But never any warnings for inflation porn and hairy moobs. I just wish he got his priorities straight with this.

Slightly late, but why would he? He could stop posting bugs or food, but NEVER would he ever compromise on porn. Its his entire personality, he could never censor himself.

Also beautiful work. Hope Wedge enjoys the fanart.

 

[A Grey Cat]

In 2016, Bernie Sanders really fucked up a whole generation of young kids with his champagne socialism and tooth fairy politics. I have friends that are very intelligent and they fell for it. It's always funny seeing these mall socialists like the tranchers chimp on twitter endlessly about how capitalism bad socialism good. It's woefully obvious that they don't even know the first fucking thing about communism. Kevin wouldn't know communism if it smacked him upside the head and forced him to work the fields at gunpoint.

I have a cynical streak inside me that often wishes that these mall socialists and BLM/ACAB simpletons would get what they want, like old-school communism or no more cops. They'd literally be wiped out within one generation. Sadly, I'll have to settle for watching Kevin buy cheap plastic shit off amazon while hating Jeff Bezos and praising communism while not putting in one lick of work at the tranch.

Seriously, has Kevin worked one goddamn minute in the last 5 years? Has he spent one shred of time at the Tranch not being a complete and utter drain on resources? He would 100% be first to go under real communism. They'd empty his bank account/inheritance then chop him up and use him for alpaca feed.


I bet even Kevin knows what a duster is.

Not a good look fam.

see it's moments like this why I keep comparing the tranch to animal farm, with Kevin being Napoleon.

Napoleon and the pigs did almost no hard work on the farm but convinced all the other animals they still needed things like beds, alcohol, better food and housing and eventually luxuries like sugar and clothes because they were the smartest most clever of the animals and this needed all that to work as hard as they did.

Kevin, pennywise, and Bonnie try and look like they're doing all the hard work running the farm, paying the bills, and managi6their image to the media and on social media but in reality that translates to sitting around playing video games and whining on Twitter all day and occasionally setting up events or playing solider while claiming it's a "training drill"

 

[Norman B. Normal]

It apparently uses an Allen (hex drive) screw. Pretty gob standard shite.

For want of a key, a fat troon got choked.

Now I have a vision of the road trip crew dashing into a Home Depot in Omaha, frantically trying to find an Allen wrench set of the right size as Kevin sits in the car rapidly turning blue.

 

[super thug]

Makes ya wonder a bit about what the requirements to joining the tranch are.

This is an excellent question. On one hand you have Wedge, who has had his dick sucked by Kevin and also licked piss out of Kevin's amhole. Given Wedge's nature, I'm sure he'd love to live at the ranch fucking off like Kevin or some of the others. So why hasn't he moved in yet?

On the other hand, you have that cucumber ex-mormon faggot, who seems to have been partially adopted by the Tranch already. I guess he also did some gay shit with Kevin in some hotel room. Kevin probably sucked the cucumber dead-beat dad faggot's dick in some hotel room. If cucumber ever reads these words: I hope the next time cucumber's looking down at Kevin slobbing his knob he asks himself if all this nonsense was worth ditching his kids. It doesn't matter if you wanna play dress up and act like a faggot sometimes, you have children. You have responsibilities. Seek professional help to try and detrans. Only misery lies in front of you, and your loved ones, if you continue down this path. You'll just become another gender-blob that can't hold down a job or form healthy, meaningful relationships anymore.

 

[Euler's identity]

When is the begging bowl not put out by this fucking tramp?

 

[Law]

I'm 110% sure that when surgeons perform FFS, they ALWAYS shave down the brow bone because it's one of the most clockable features on men.

I heard that they can only shave the brow bone down so far, because otherwise the structural integrity of the skull is compromised and they might need to put plates in. In a lot of FFS before-and-afters, I can't tell the difference, unless they get their jaws shaved down into creepy, pointy anime chins. It's a really ineffective procedure. There's a lot you can't change.
Trying to look like a woman, end up looking like a male victim of head trauma. Classic.

he asks himself if all this nonsense was worth ditching his kids

I don't think Bryan cares about his kids or their mother. The daily grind of raising kids was probably overwhelming for him cause he's pathetically immature and selfish. I could easily see him just acting like the fifth child and making life difficult for everyone.
I think the kids and their mother might be better off without him and his fetishes.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

When is the begging bowl not put out by this fucking tramp?

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Minimal ko-fi donation is 5$ , so he received at least +1000$

 

[White Devil]

Yea I'm real sure that mystery charge wasn't ordering $50 of fast food at every stop.

 

[super thug]

I think the kids and their mother might be better off without him and his fetishes.

You're probably right, but based on what I've seen transgenderism is a lot like an addiction. The troons all act like retarded addicts. Look at cucumber, everyone in his friend group is a major fucking weirdo and also not really his friend and this happened almost overnight. Couple of weeks, maybe. Not unlike what happens to addicts. I have an engineering/technology background and I've seen addiction play out many times among friends and co-workers. Engineering types seem fairly susceptible to various types of substance abuse, from alcohol to amphetamines. I think most troons, especially the FTMs, could get past their issues without taking any hormones or getting any surgery. The fact that we're treating this mental illness the way we are is a complete abomination.

 

[Law]

Engineering types seem fairly susceptible to various types of substance abuse, from alcohol to amphetamines.

I think you're right. Tech/engineering types also seem rather susceptible to troonery.
I'm afraid the prognosis for our friend the cucumber is rather grim. Another MTF cow I follow, Terra Jones, had a similar trajectory and ended up sleeping on a roachy floor in a really bad neighborhood then getting into Warhammer.

 

[BallBuster]

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How do other people not see that it is always "mystery charges" and "unforeseen charges" every single fucking time? How blind are these people?

Also how do you not have extra money put aside for an emergency when on a cross country trip? You should have your main fund, then half of that main fund as an emergency fund.

 

[one_time_user]

I literally said a few pages back (about the white supremacy run) that they were dumb not to ask for gas money. someone reads here.

 

[Yamamura]

Now I have a vision of the road trip crew dashing into a Home Depot in Omaha, frantically trying to find an Allen wrench set of the right size as Kevin sits in the car rapidly turning blue.

It's funny that they use specifically an Allen wrench instead of any other screw pattern. Where the Allen wrench is not common enough like the phillips head, so you could easily take it off whenever you feel like, but also not as uncommon as a special bespoke screw pattern created specially just for the collar. It's just awkward enough that you'll have to make a shameful trip over to the local Ikea with that thing around your neck when your "owner" gets bored and forgets about the key.

"Welcome to Ikea how can I help you?"
"Do you have any Allen wrenches?"
"Sure, just give me the model number of your item and I'll look up the size"
"No no, you don't understand, do you have any Allen wrenches that fit this collar around my friend's neck?"

Picture scene of Kevin sitting next to the front checkout counter while the teenage Ikea clerks try out various sized Allen wrenches attempting to get the collar off.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

How do other people not see that it is always "mystery charges" and "unforeseen charges" every single fucking time? How blind are these people?

Also how do you not have extra money put aside for an emergency when on a cross country trip? You should have your main fund, then half of that main fund as an emergency fund.

Earlier this year Kevin bought a 800$ transformer with e-beg "medical bills" money that still sit in his box.

 

[A Grey Cat]

A bunch of normies are jumping into movements they don't understand and dilating them into nothingness

Ftfy

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

Yea I'm real sure that mystery charge wasn't ordering $50 of fast food at every stop.

Almost definitely this. If it was a real mystery they could call the bank and dispute it. I know they’re child-minded and can’t fathom speaking to another adult in a professional setting, but your bank is there to protect your money. If it’s really money they didn’t spend, Kevin doesn’t need to extend his hat with begging eyes, he needs to contact the fraud department. But I guess why bother when he could make the money back with interest by asking troon Twitter? He’s making me think that they just want to go to a theme park or some shit without spending their own money.