[Youtube] Direct Mesage to Hasbro: MLPG5 is Cancelled - July 27, 2021, 07/21/21

[Apteryx Owenii]

Would anybody really be that surprised if this scuppered any chance of him being allowed entry to the con or whatever the fuck it is?
Wouldn't it be so like this buffoon to have shot himself in the foot with the RPG that is this video then blame the trolls that he got banned?

Leaving aside the fact that his 'direct message' can't reach anyone directly, I don't think anyone will care. The amount of freaks, creeps and probably pedos that they have to worry about likely overshadows fat autists even if they think they are goddesses.

He more likely is going to scream at them. He probably won't do actual vandalism unless there is nobody around in his mind

he will shit himself and do nothing. Maybe curl into a defense ball like last time.

So, in a great twist of irony, Chris is getting mad at G5 and doesn't even know he technically is getting what he wants.

G5 is, from what I can find, supposed to be a continuation of the setting of Friendship is Magic. Same universe, but there's been a massive timeskip (some are saying it's a thousand years) so all the events of FIM are largely forgotten and there is rampant racism going on between the normal, pegasus, and unicorn ponies. The main pony appears to have posters with the butt marks of the original core six characters, extending to the Office Space esque pin flair on her satchel strap, and a little set of figures that are clearly the original 'mane six' as they were known.

that sounds too autistic even for Chris to follow

 

[Interchanger]

Leaving aside the fact that his 'direct message' can't reach anyone directly, I don't think anyone will care. The amount of freaks, creeps and probably pedos that they have to worry about likely overshadows fat autists even if they think they are goddesses.

he will shit himself and do nothing. Maybe curl into a defense ball like last time.

that sounds too autistic even for Chris to follow

Don't know if this is one hundred percent right but his issue with G5 might stem from that plot line, he said how what was outlined was hell and somthing to do with the original mane six never would have yet that happen.

In Chris mind apparently because there is racism in future pony land this will cause it to deviate from the world his OCS travel to a d he depicts in Sonichu so it cannot happen.

Again this was a few years ago he outlined this, before he became Sonichu and took an extended leave on C-197 so his reasoning might have changed from this line of thought.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Certain puzzle pieces aside, has Chris explained why G4 has to run fourteen seasons, exactly?

Is "fourteen" Chris-speak for "gazillion?"

 

[Justanotherguy]

Aww, poor buddy, cartoons evolve over time.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Wow, a classic Chris rage-fit. After all the Sonichu roleplaying and weirdness of the last year, it's a bit like a cup of strong black coffee after a week without caffeine. It just hits in places you didn't know existed. I haven't even done a transcription in who knows how long, but here we go.

[The video opens on Chris in an unspecified area of his house. He is wearing a necklace of polished rocks that looks bulky and uncomfortable. As usual, the place is a complete mess. Especially noticeable are several large holes in the drywall to the left, apparently caused by Chris literally trying to break the fourth wall. ]

Hello, people of Hasbro in Rhode Island, this is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, [clenches his fist] your goddess Blue Heart [pause as Chris visibly forgets where he was going with this], in Ruckersville, Virginia. Now, listen here and listen good! [He points at the camera in a stern fashion.] I have told y’all, I have kept it going, time and time again, but y’all keep putting it on and putting it on! But My Little Pony generation 5 IS CANSOWED! [His eyebrows bob up and down at random as he shouts at the camera] G4, Friendship is Magic, needs its five! More! Seasons! [He gesticulates to emphasize his words] It needs to go on to Season 14! Now, [panting] dis is da last straw, because [jabbing his finger emphatically at the camera with each word] for the good and safety of this timeline, you need to get dat shit pulled offa shelves and Amazon stores or wherever else, [a fly begins buzzing around his head. Whatever this implies about his general odor is best left to the viewer’s imagination] all the dang far away, and cancel da frickin’ G5 series! Make sure it never gets published anywhere [the Claw of Fail makes its glorious return!] and never, ever talk about it again and make the official cancellation notice public, tell ever’body! I am telling you this tru--warning you, [the camera shakes as he gets more worked up, waving his finger angrily at the screen] if you continue on and you do not listen to me, HASBROOOO, and do not resume G5 . . . [He slaps his forehead as he realizes his mistake] I muh--I mean, you do not resume G Fooourr, you have to cancel G5! If you don’t cancel G5, [slashes his hand furiously at the camera] you’re gonna have this entire timeline in chaos! So I’m givin’ ya this warning, to tell ya true, and straight up! [He points upward] Cancel Generation 5 now, Hasbro! NOW!

[He derps out as the video ends]

 

[Elpizo]

Wow, a classic Chris rage-fit. After all the Sonichu roleplaying and weirdness of the last year, it's a bit like a cup of strong black coffee after a week without caffeine. It just hits in places you didn't know existed. I haven't even done a transcription in who knows how long, but here we go.

[The video opens on Chris in an unspecified area of his house. He is wearing a necklace of polished rocks that looks bulky and uncomfortable. As usual, the place is a complete mess. Especially noticeable are several large holes in the drywall to the left, apparently caused by Chris literally trying to break the fourth wall. ]

Hello, people of Hasbro in Rhode Island, this is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, [clenches his fist] your goddess Blue Heart [pause as Chris visibly forgets where he was going with this], in Ruckersville, Virginia. Now, listen here and listen good! [He points at the camera in a stern fashion.] I have told y’all, I have kept it going, time and time again, but y’all keep putting it on and putting it on! But My Little Pony generation 5 IS CANSOWED! [His eyebrows bob up and down at random as he shouts at the camera] G4, Friendship is Magic, needs its five! More! Seasons! [He gesticulates to emphasize his words] It needs to go on to Season 14! Now, [panting] dis is da last straw, because [jabbing his finger emphatically at the camera with each word] for the good and safety of this timeline, you need to get dat shit pulled offa shelves and Amazon stores or wherever else, [a fly begins buzzing around his head. Whatever this implies about his general odor is best left to the viewer’s imagination] all the dang far away, and cancel da frickin’ G5 series! Make sure it never gets published anywhere [the Claw of Fail makes its glorious return!] and never, ever talk about it again and make the official cancellation notice public, tell ever’body! I am telling you this tru--warning you, [the camera shakes as he gets more worked up, waving his finger angrily at the screen] if you continue on and you do not listen to me, HASBROOOO, and do not resume G5 . . . [He slaps his forehead as he realizes his mistake] I muh--I mean, you do not resume G Fooourr, you have to cancel G5! If you don’t cancel G5, [slashes his hand furiously at the camera] you’re gonna have this entire timeline in chaos! So I’m givin’ ya this warning, to tell ya true, and straight up! [He points upward] Cancel Generation 5 now, Hasbro! NOW!

[He derps out as the video ends]

Fucking genius, dude.

 

[Kh0rg0sKhul]

Don't know if this is one hundred percent right but his issue with G5 might stem from that plot line, he said how what was outlined was hell and somthing to do with the original mane six never would have yet that happen.

In Chris mind apparently because there is racism in future pony land this will cause it to deviate from the world his OCS travel to a d he depicts in Sonichu so it cannot happen.

Again this was a few years ago he outlined this, before he became Sonichu and took an extended leave on C-197 so his reasoning might have changed from this line of thought.

The bronies insist that this is a huge problem with the plot because "that shouldn't be possible." Yes, because it's entirely unrealistic that within a 1000 or so year period society could absolutely crumble and degrade over time. The link between autism and bronies seems pretty clear.

 

[Tikbalang]

Certain puzzle pieces aside, has Chris explained why G4 has to run fourteen seasons, exactly?

Is "fourteen" Chris-speak for "gazillion?"

Don't know. Unlike Chris, Metalocalypse fans only wanted one season to conclude the story.
I remember Pony Life exists, it's the closest thing for a new season.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Certain puzzle pieces aside, has Chris explained why G4 has to run fourteen seasons, exactly?

Is "fourteen" Chris-speak for "gazillion?"

Because Chris had some weird storyline headcanon where all the main characters become immortal.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Not exactly right. It wasn't that the Mane Six were going to become immortal. It's that, as per Twilight Sparkle, they were all going to become alicorns (read: the most overpowered kind of pony there is in the mythos of the show), presumably at the rate of one each new season. Also, presumably, with the help of Night Star, who of course would be even more powerful.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Wow. This is classic Chris levels of tard rage over shit nobody over 3 years old would care about. Only this wasn't encouraged by trolls, he made this video on his own volition. But the contrast between this and content Chris uploaded close to 15 years ago is what really gets me.

As a young adult pining about being unable to find love or acceptance, the cartoonish anger he projected was hilariously pathetic because of the sheer ridiculousness of it, but mid-20s Chris still resembled a human being to some extent. What I'm seeing here in this current vid is just... mental illness.

It's stuff like this where I watch, lean back, and think "This man is unwell." Seeing Chris, with his skin sagging lower and lower, eyebags more pronounced, with cracked plaster amid the dented walls of his home makes me feel that we're closely reaching a point where he's so detached from the world around him that he'll become violent if forced to confront the truths of reality that don't align with his grotesquely bizarre beliefs and delusions. He's pretty much about to be air-dropped into a convention where the likelihood of G5 being thrown at his face is high, and in an environment he associates with nothing but bliss and sanctuary from his bleak, empty life at home. Hopefully he can stifle most of that vitriol long enough to get through the entirety of his stay, for better or for worse.

 

[The Dude]

All this because Chris wants all the pretty ponies to be OP flying unicorns, not just the purple one.

I really hope this rage carries over to the pony faggot get-together and something there sets him off. It would just be perfect if he pitches a massive retard tantrum, gets arrested, Barb has to fly to Seattle to bail his fat ass out, and they then have to scrounge up the money to fly back out again to make Chris' court hearings. It would be even better if Chris had to serve jail time in Washington. But it IS Washington, and it's so pozzed that they would likely let him off with a warning.

 

[Positron]

Any timeline that contains Chris has it coming.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I really hope this rage carries over to the pony faggot get-together and something there sets him off. It would just be perfect if he pitches a massive retard tantrum, gets arrested, Barb has to fly to Seattle to bail his fat ass out, and they then have to scrounge up the money to fly back out again to make Chris' court hearings. It would be even better if Chris had to serve jail time in Washington. But it IS Washington, and it's so pozzed that they would likely let him off with a warning.

Every sentence of this is tremendously optimistic, especially the part about Barb being able to move.

 

[sweetstone]

I'm excited to follow Chris for the first time in years. God, that video was pure gold.

I initially thought maybe the holes were from someone tripping over the hoard and smashing into the wall like Barb is known to do, but the holes are too high. Chris is absolutely tard raging and punching holes in a house they don't even own over a new horse cartoon that he'll undoubtedly love within a few months.

 

[Banh Xeo]

How is the weather at the Seattle airport? My local international is famous for its ridiculous crosswinds at times, making for some sketchy landings. I flew in a few days ago and on descent the plane just straight dropped down maybe 20 ft, accompanied by some terrible turbulence. Unexpected, and everyone in the cabin had a collective FUCK moment. I can only imagine how Chris would react to brand new, terrifying stimuli such as that.

 

[Maya]

This has to be the funniest video in a while. It’s a shame we rarely see Tard Rage videos from Chris these days. The holes in the wall and the fly buzzing around are a nice touch.

 

[Autistsforuganda2]

Will we see a combo of the gamestop and toomanygames meltdown next month?

 

[A Grey Cat]

The bronies insist that this is a huge problem with the plot because "that shouldn't be possible." Yes, because it's entirely unrealistic that within a 1000 or so year period society could absolutely crumble and degrade over time. The link between autism and bronies seems pretty clear.

Oh idk it took the USA what... 174 years before it began down the path or going the way of Rome under the mad emporers? And Rome took 200 or so years before it finally collapsed and was ransacked from the east and west and became a shit hole till Christianity revived it in the rennesaince?

But yeah getting back on topic much like how Chris lies about not wanting to get a real job by saying "I don't need to work I'm a goddess and my job is bringing cartoon characters to life." When the truth is he doesn't want to get a real job because he's fat, lazy and doesn't listen to authority. His chimp outs over G5 are rooted in two simple reasons, one he's not an official writer on the series and his little fan fiction about "the mane six all becoming princesses" only exists in his tiny little brain, and two because he got into MLP g4 just as it was closing up shop and that pissed him off.

Like a little kid who's late to a birthday party and everyone's already played the good games and cut the cake without him and it's not even his own birthday.

 

[Coelacanth]

Late to the party but my god was it good to watch that video. Just when I think the milk has run dry/the weens and enablers force unfunny shit out of him the old Chris suddenly rears his head and reminds me why I started following him in the first place.

I would've loved to see him punch holes in the wall all because of MLP - it's like that one autist who punched his drywall because people hated Pokemon Sword and Shield.

he will shit himself and do nothing. Maybe curl into a defense ball like last time.

I'd love to see that too. Maybe this time someone will catch him on camera raging over G5 toys and we'll get to see him actually curl up when the Jerkops come to kick him out.