[Youtube] Direct Mesage to Hasbro: MLPG5 is Cancelled - July 27, 2021, 07/21/21

I'm glad about this return to form for Chris honestly, it's making me look forward to the Ponycon even more. Can you imagine if he had a tard rage on this level to one of the voice actors who're on stage via zoom? Lmao.
 
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Apteryx Owenii said:
yeah but anything entertaining chris does on video usually has an undercurrent of sad manipulation to it so I don't see why this wouldn't be yet another example

except blarms but he didn't know he was on video for that masterpiece
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Everything he's done has been under a sad veil of manipulation, whether it was his family or trolls. Its just 10 years ago opsec was probably a little better.

But things like this chimpout are usually genuine Chris. No one online made him mow down Snyder in his van, nor mace the GameStop employee. Those were all rage Chris caused himself, and were of such a uniquely autistic vintage that I don't think anyone could organically get him to react that way without us knowing. He's not a good actor. Only he can whip himself up into a rage about this.
 
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So, in a great twist of irony, Chris is getting mad at G5 and doesn't even know he technically is getting what he wants.

G5 is, from what I can find, supposed to be a continuation of the setting of Friendship is Magic. Same universe, but there's been a massive timeskip (some are saying it's a thousand years) so all the events of FIM are largely forgotten and there is rampant racism going on between the normal, pegasus, and unicorn ponies. The main pony appears to have posters with the butt marks of the original core six characters, extending to the Office Space esque pin flair on her satchel strap, and a little set of figures that are clearly the original 'mane six' as they were known.
 
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The Dude said:
Chris is pissed because the whole MLP G5 situation proves that he's been full of shit this whole time and he's not really special and powerful. He's just another worthless, unimportant adult Autistic child living with mommy and has no influence over anything.
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I like how the closer it gets to airing the madder he gets at his absolute inability to control something as stupid as a pony show for little girls. Also like how he keeps stressing that he is “[their] CPU GODDESS: BLUE HEART”(pauses for dramatic effect) and that he genuinely expects this to hold any weight to his claim. :story:

It’s like how he thought Nintendo would defend him because he had been a customer of theirs for years.

It’s pitiful in its own way. You could almost feel bad for him. It’s a modern day version of The Glass Menagerie, except instead of a tiny glass animals and a singular fragile glass unicorn it’s a bunch of legos and his CWCville high school (or whatever building/structure he brought to McDonalds that one time).

“So I tuned out from the rest of the world before it could cause me any more pain than I have already suffered. And it seems that whatever Autism in my brain—yes, Barbie, you might as well admit that I’m autistic!—has retarded the rest of my being throughout time. It seems I just got worse and worse at school. And then at PCP, in that confined drafting room, that quick clacking of keyboards surrounded me as I stumbled and fat-fingered all the letters. It felt as if the professor was breathing down my neck, silently mocking me as I continued to fail. Until finally, all that pressure poured out of me–and into a toilet. Mom, secluded from the world in this home watching My Little Pony and dusting my Lego collection–this is where I belong! I fail everywhere else in the outside world. Here, there’s nothing to fail at! I’ll never succeed at finding a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart, or a job, so I might as well give up trying now and just be content in my bubble with at least having no additional failure for the rest of my life!”
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
G5 isn’t canceled, your flight to Seattle is.

(between general stresses of air travel, and attitudes like this, I am having a feeling that Null is in for a rude awakening in about two weeks)
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Null was smart to keep emergency back up funds.
Kh0rg0sKhul said:
I get the feeling Chris is going to be watched by security like a hawk. I expect a few vendors to be peddling G5 shit since it's getting closer to debuting officially, and maybe some G5 related panels. I expect something to happen, but whether or not it gets him banned is a whole 'nother story.
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I think it's almost certain they'll be a bunch of unofficial G5 merch since at conventions there's always people trying to cash in on the next big thing.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
If he's this mad, imagine when he finally realizes HRT has done nothing for him except give him moobs.
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dude this is the guy who was convinced that binaural beats grew a pussy in his taint. His brain is as smooth and dense as a river stone. He won’t ever realize that hrt did nothing because everything that he can perceive as a feminine trait is a result of estrogen to him. And everything is a feminine trait when you’re a true and honest woman like Chris.

Anyway Everfree Northwest freak-out coming in nicely, can’t wait to see what shenanigans our beautiful goddess gets up to in Seattle. Can’t wait to see him spend all of his money in the little shops at the airport before he even leaves Virginia.
 
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Celestia's Little Helper said:
Anyway Everfree Northwest freak-out coming in nicely, can’t wait to see what shenanigans our beautiful goddess gets up to in Seattle. Can’t wait to see him spend all of his money in the little shops at the airport before he even leaves Virginia.
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I expect him to blow a good chunk of money when he gets to SEATAC airport. That airport is almost like a fucking shopping mall attached to an airport. Might not even get a chance to get on-site commissions of his pony.
 
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The Dude said:
Delusional, retarded, nobody manchild: NO PONY G5! ONLY PONY G4! I AM YOUR GODDESS! DO AS I SAY!

Hasbro: LOL money machine go "brrrrrrrrrr"!

Chris is pissed because the whole MLP G5 situation proves that he's been full of shit this whole time and he's not really special and powerful. He's just another worthless, unimportant adult Autistic child living with mommy and has no influence over anything.

I do hope that this does lead into something funny, like Blarms did. Hopefully something at his pony fucker get together sets him off and he has a public meltdown. I haven't seen Chris this worked up since the video he made when Quinn broke up with him. The one where he looked like half his face had stroked out and he was likely doped up on Valium.
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That and because he was such a late bloomer when it came to fim.
Chris joined up just as the show/bronycon was on its death bed and all this bitching "no G5 five more seasons of g4!" Is just Chris angry that they decided to shake up the franchise status quo just as he was getting into it. Itd be like if he became a sonic fan just before the whole blue arms fiasco.
 
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