[Youtube] Direct Mesage to Hasbro: MLPG5 is Cancelled - July 27, 2021, 07/21/21

[The Dude]

Delusional, retarded, nobody manchild: NO PONY G5! ONLY PONY G4! I AM YOUR GODDESS! DO AS I SAY!

Hasbro: LOL money machine go "brrrrrrrrrr"!

Chris is pissed because the whole MLP G5 situation proves that he's been full of shit this whole time and he's not really special and powerful. He's just another worthless, unimportant adult Autistic child living with mommy and has no influence over anything.

I do hope that this does lead into something funny, like Blarms did. Hopefully something at his pony fucker get together sets him off and he has a public meltdown. I haven't seen Chris this worked up since the video he made when Quinn broke up with him. The one where he looked like half his face had stroked out and he was likely doped up on Valium.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Delusional, retarded, nobody manchild: NO PONY G5! ONLY PONY G4! I AM YOUR GODDESS! DO AS I SAY!

Hasbro: LOL money machine go "brrrrrrrrrr"!

Chris is pissed because the whole MLP G5 situation proves that he's been full of shit this whole time and he's not really special and powerful. He's just another worthless, unimportant adult Autistic child living with mommy and has no influence over anything.

I do hope that this does lead into something funny, like Blarms did. Hopefully something at his pony fucker get together sets him off and he has a public meltdown. I haven't seen Chris this worked up since the video he made when Quinn broke up with him. The one where he looked like half his face had stroked out and he was likely doped up on Valium.

Watch Chris being tricked into doing something.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I thought I heard creaking in the background. Must be Barb struggling to get on top of a kitchen chair and put the noose around her neck.

 

[The Dude]

I thought I heard creaking in the background. Must be Barb struggling to get on top of a kitchen chair and put the noose around her neck.

You know that picture of a noose, and inside the loop of the noose are the ponies in Ponyland asking the viewer to join them, like the noose is a portal to Ponyland? Chris has had his sanity slip these days to where he might take that picture as a genuine invitation if he ever saw it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I can't believe how many people in this thread think this was anything other than another dictated video by whoever's sockpuppeting him at the moment. The "classic rage" is back because they read the same CWCki and watched the same old videos that we did. Nothing more.

EDIT: and let's be real, even the "classic rage" videos often required a lot of prodding from his gal-pals.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I can't believe how many people in this thread think this was anything other than another dictated video by whoever's sockpuppeting him at the moment. The "classic rage" is back because they read the same CWCki and watched the same old videos that we did. Nothing more.

EDIT: and let's be real, even the "classic rage" videos often required a lot of prodding from his gal-pals.

I get that there is concern but Chris has a history of having a lot of rage towards new MLP content that isn't what he wanted. He literally stopped his roleplaying as Sonichu because he got angry about new MLP content.

 

[M0nster]

Will bring his Stungun to Everfree? What if he starts yelling at someone on the Booth, Security corners him and then he attempts to use the Stungun to fight back.

 

[eDove]

Will bring his Stungun to Everfree? What if he starts yelling at someone on the Booth, Security corners him and then he attempts to use the Stungun to fight back.

I don't know if he can sneak that onto a plane.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Delusional, retarded, nobody manchild: NO PONY G5! ONLY PONY G4! I AM YOUR GODDESS! DO AS I SAY!

Hasbro: LOL money machine go "brrrrrrrrrr"!

Chris is pissed because the whole MLP G5 situation proves that he's been full of shit this whole time and he's not really special and powerful. He's just another worthless, unimportant adult Autistic child living with mommy and has no influence over anything.

I do hope that this does lead into something funny, like Blarms did. Hopefully something at his pony fucker get together sets him off and he has a public meltdown. I haven't seen Chris this worked up since the video he made when Quinn broke up with him. The one where he looked like half his face had stroked out and he was likely doped up on Valium.

"I know what must be done. I shall enchant them with my powerful goddes dance I learned for the 1930s cooch dancers. And once they're good and hypnotized, I'll reveal the marvel of my breasts making their heads explode with extacy and rapture. That'll learn em!"

 

[Rungle]

I wonder what happened here?

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I hope it isn't the cause of his current pony sperging.
If that is the case I wonder what shit he will pull at that mlp convention.

I don't know if he can sneak that onto a plane.

He's a big guy

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I can't believe how many people in this thread think this was anything other than another dictated video by whoever's sockpuppeting him at the moment. The "classic rage" is back because they read the same CWCki and watched the same old videos that we did. Nothing more.

EDIT: and let's be real, even the "classic rage" videos often required a lot of prodding from his gal-pals.

Maybe I'm retarded but pretty sure this is a legit chimp out. He replies to every g5 tweet on Twitter every day. It's blarms but ponies

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Maybe I'm retarded but pretty sure this is a legit chimp out. He replies to every g5 tweet on Twitter every day. It's blarms but ponies

Pretty much, Chris has screamed and cried for years how terrible G5 is and he never gets pissed much nowadays unless he gets inconvenienced which G5 is. Whenever he tried to fake anger nowadays he tries to sound badass or cool instead of a crazy deranged retard like here

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

The flies can only mean that Barbara's corpse lies somewhere inside the house

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

God, I knew this would be good just from the thread title

You all seem to assume that the holes are from Chris punching the walls, but he's too much of a muscle-atrophied sissy to dent a wall and too much of a pussy to dare limply punch anything harder than a pillow.

Maybe his flabby neck can't manage to properly balance the sheer weight of his massive mongo-head anymore and his hydrocephalic, subnormal noggin just bangs around the house when he passes by, with him barely noticing because it is so thick. (EDIT: ah, shit, just saw the thread about Chris confirming he indeed punched the wall)

At this point, daddy-Null should consider this video as "misbehaving" and punish Chris by cancelling the flight and locking the 5K on a fund Chris could only access after Barb croaks (but I'm glad he doesn't).

 

[Slowinthemind]

Please Godbear, let them show lots of clips of G5 at this event.

 

[Stupidface]

Chances of Everfree being eventful have just been nearly guaranteed. Rejoice! There's no trailer for the G5 shit apparently so it'll have to release next month.. The con is going to be filled with the shit and Chris will be unable to avoid the exposure and excited bronies.
Think he'll be kicked out day one? Perhaps that's too optimistic.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I get that there is concern but Chris has a history of having a lot of rage towards new MLP content that isn't what he wanted. He literally stopped his roleplaying as Sonichu because he got angry about new MLP content.

yeah but anything entertaining chris does on video usually has an undercurrent of sad manipulation to it so I don't see why this wouldn't be yet another example

except blarms but he didn't know he was on video for that masterpiece

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Would anybody really be that surprised if this scuppered any chance of him being allowed entry to the con or whatever the fuck it is?
Wouldn't it be so like this buffoon to have shot himself in the foot with the RPG that is this video then blame the trolls that he got banned?

Hopefully he won't be but then again if the organizers get accosted by weens on Twitter and bombarded with links to this video and then decide "Fuck no Chris can't go!"would you really blame them?

Dealing with hundreds of unhygienic at the best of times fur suited walking petri dishes filled with covid and god knows what else, and then there's this fat borderline psychotic schizophrenic with a known history of violent assaults and misdemeanors, would you let that in to your event?
I mean for obvious health and safety reasons and the personal safety of the guests and celebs attending, can you imagine this level of tard rage at a panel?
Also the insurance cost alone to cover his morbid ass.

I really hope they let him in, if they kick him to the curb later that's fine, I just want to see fireworks.
However you must admit in a fair and just world he'd have been permanently blacklisted from any shit like this ponyphile expo long long ago.
Who the fuck am I talking to?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Someone once guessed that Chris heard of "cancel culture" and must've combined it with his "cargo cult" thinking to think that if one says something is "cancelled", it magically ends. Or maybe he thinks he can cancel G5 "in another dimension" because he thinks he's a "goddess", which makes G5 "cancelled" IRL.

It's the same kind of exceptional thinking that led him to believe trolls are like mindless piranha, going after anyone appearing in a photo posted online - because the GAMe PLACe photo helped launch CWC trolling.

 

[The Dude]

yeah but anything entertaining chris does on video usually has an undercurrent of sad manipulation to it so I don't see why this wouldn't be yet another example

except blarms but he didn't know he was on video for that masterpiece

Chris' whole life has an air of sad manipulation to it, even before you bring the trolls, the clingers-on, the whiteknights, the ass-patters, or anyone else into the equation. Chris is a gullible chump with the mind of a literal child, and he was raised by pop culture because his elderly parents didn't know how to raise him properly. From Transformers to PlayStation, Chris has had his whole worldview filtered through the lense of pop culture...mostly cartoons and video games. It's manipulated everything he knows and does.