[Youtube] Direct Mesage to Hasbro: MLPG5 is Cancelled - July 27, 2021, 07/21/21

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I never noticed that gap in his teeth before, I would be saying this is a stroke victim if it wasn't Chris.
 
Ratty, tangled hair that says 'I stopped giving a fuck 15 years ago?' check.
In this video, it's apparent he's going bald too.

I never noticed that gap in his teeth before, I would be saying this is a stroke victim if it wasn't Chris.
He's had it for a while now, and it's obvious they're trying to escape his hideous face. Under a toxic, Lovecraftian brine of Fanta, Cheeto dust, and sperms, they have gained a quasi-sentience and wish to join Cthulu in an eternal slumber.
 
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Almost nostalgic levels of rage over random shit.
Omg I have such high hopes for the upcoming Everfree Northwest show now.....🙏 C'mon GodBear! let your wrath flow free through your Autistic Male Goddess Chris Chan and smite those evil Hasbro storywriters, artists and the execs responsible for his pain!
 
It's like blarms all over again, except instead of going to walmart and gamestop to vandalize displays and mace employees all he can do is impotently scream at his iphone.
After this video, I can't wait for Everfree.
I don't think Chris will actually have much of a freak out at everfree. Bronies only like g4 and g5 hasn't even aired yet, so I imagine it won't really have much of a presence at the con.
I wonder what happened here?

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The one on the left looks like a fist, but the other ones are too big. Some people said he probably headbutted the wall but I think that would be too painful for Chris. I imagine he probably punched the wall once, realized that it hurt, and started hitting the wall with something. Or maybe he just shoulder checked it, idk.
 
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