[Youtube] Direct Mesage to Hasbro: MLPG5 is Cancelled - July 27, 2021, 07/21/21

Yes Chris, it’s not Hyperinflation or a global virus that’s shutting down world economies. Pay no attention to the wars going on across the globe or Islamic Fundamentalism. The most pressing matter of our time is a cartoon about horses hanging out being cancelled. Truly if they don’t heed your warnings the apocalypse is upon us.
I wish cartoon ponies were the only thing I had to worry about. (:_(
 
I feel like Chris is getting really damn pissed while at the same time trying to hold back a little bit so he could be seen as a goddess. Even when he’s holding back he fails and is raging like the Classic days
Hopefully the Chris Chan we all knew is still in there and we can get him back.
 
Seeing Chris flying into such a rage over ponies that he is either hurling things at the wall or smashing his forehead into it really calls into question the notion that his hrt has mellowed him out in any meaningful way. The moment he's confronted by something in real life he can't control, he's back to his old self.
 
Where has this come from? Chris has seemingly been punching in his walls with anger. Bronycon's going to be fun.
Everfree, BronyCon is as dead as the dodo.
Seeing Chris flying into such a rage over ponies that he is either hurling things at the wall or smashing his forehead into it really calls into question the notion that his hrt has mellowed him out in any meaningful way. The moment he's confronted by something in real life he can't control, he's back to his old self.
I've said before but i seriously think chris is only taking his HRT in half doses. He half assess everything else in life why shouldn't his medications be any different.
 
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Look at his chin, my man's been dribbling. At this point, Chris' mental health is at the point of no return.
 
Chris starts the video looking like a bloated dead whale that washed up on the Sargasso sea.
I can see damage to the drywall like chris decided to go chun-li on it.
Ridiculous amount of jewelry? check.
Ratty, tangled hair that says 'I stopped giving a fuck 15 years ago?' check.
A double chin so big it looks pregnant? check.
dead eyed stare into the camera? check and double check
Chris opens the video addressing Hasbro's HQ and IDing himself as "their goddess" blue heart sonichu. He's starting us off with peak crazy. I'm sure Hasbro's CEOs are sitting up for this.
Chris reminds Hasbro that he has had many tantrums about Gen5 and despite what their advertisements say, the show has been canceled.
Chris waves his hand around, a quick ring count shows 10 rings on one hand. with a new record of 5 on his middle finger.
Chris reminds Hasbro that Gen4 needs 5 more seasons. I'm sure those lost seasons are all about Nightstar, who later turns into chris after 4 episodes.
Chris says "This is the last straw" like it means anything to people outside of smelling distance of him.
Chris claims that the continuation of a cartoon for 6 year olds is a matter of temporal security.
Chris demands a multibillion dollar toy company remove finished product from the shelves and never sell it. Then demands MLP as a property never go into production after those 5 seasons he wants.
Chris is raising his voice and looking greasier than ever.
Chris is yelling and shaking the camera as he continues to tantrum like a child.
Chris smacks himself in the forehead for some reason.
Chris again says that if they don't cancel Gen5 the timeline will 'be thrown into chaos' Kinda too late for that, Picklemonger.
Chris ends the video by pointing his finger at the camera, daring us to pull it and unleash the smell of failure.
Chris is fat.
 
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Does that mean Hasbro or some ween(s) will contact security and have it posted that Chris is banned from the G5 panel and Hasbro's booth? I mean Chris is still going, but to be barred from those two things seems like Chris con attendance would be limited.

Shame the poor SOB couldn't keep his fat trapper shut about it a couple of weeks before Everfree. Chris really likes to sabotage himself.
 
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