Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Divine right to rule]

Fucking jerkops, always kicking the incestic

 

[HARSH NOISE]

Delete this if it's been asked already, but where is Chris going to stay then if he can't return to his home?

Hopefully we get the Null arc where Chris moves to Montenegro with jersh and waters his pea plants.

 

[Witthel]

so where were you guys when you heard the news? i was in the waiting room at the doctor waiting to get an ultrasound. i was called back just when i saw the thread. it was all i could think about as a cheery technician jammed a probe against my cervix

I just got up from a nap before I heard the news.

What a thing to wake up to.

 

[Altera]

Well, if anything was gonna break my permanent hiatus from here...

40+ pages in 45 minutes? I need a tl;dr, stat

Chris molested his mom during her daily massages to help her blood circulation, after being told to stop numerous times on different days chris alleges that barb asked him to have sex with her. And that they moved forward with a sexual and loving relationship after that. Lasting several months.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Here's the big question: How is this going to impact the market for Sonichu medallions?

Probably worth a pretty penny between us retards. I doubt anymore are made.

 

[Mister Mint]

in keeping with my theory, that's a genderfluid transbian. The terminally online "grass is greener, become the girlfriend" transpeople are the only ones who care to police Chris' pronouns.

It's the only safe way to inject themselves into this shit.

 

[Crackhead Morticia]

So is the house empty at the moment, or are there any police there?

police took chris from the home

 

[PinPonMota]

The first thing I saw about this was someone saying the love quest was finally over.

And I was happy. Chris finished the love quest, finally.

But not like this. NOT LIKE THIS DEAR GOD NO NOT LIKE THIS.

This recording will be forever etched into my brain where it will never leave. We are truly experiencing the darkest timeline now.

 

[break these cuffs]

When is the Court trail btw?

2024. But for real, the condition of Barb, Chris, the house, and the animals makes this a clusterfuck. The state needs a m inute to evaluate just how fucked the whole situation is. It doesn't matter whether Chris fucked Barb or not. This has brought serious and unwanted attention into 14 Branchland.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Twitter tards are defending Chris' pronouns instead of focusing on the fact that he raped his own mother.

Clown World really is a dark place.

Sodom and Gomorrah 2: Electric Boogaloo indeed.

 

[Troll]

im in disbelief.
its just not true. it cant be

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

.. He finally found that boyfriendless girl.

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

wether it is true or not the coins will be worth more now... or they won’t lmao

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

First Kiwifarms literally murders Near in broad daylight, now Kiwifarms makes CWC fuck his mom, what is this world coming to

 

[LearsiNa]

I need to bleach my ears and eyes

 

[Fake News Anchor]

12,000 guests... REEEEEEEEEEE!!! NORMIES GET OUT!

 

[Ascension]

Delete this if it's been asked already, but where is Chris going to stay then if he can't return to his home?

Maybe he can stay with Sockness? Jacob has experience with fucking old people.

 

[asparaghost]

WHY????????

 

[fenny]

I don't understand anyone who says that Barb "Deserves it" or "Brought it upon herself". Plenty of people have insane parents and don't rape them on their death bed. Chris has been an adult longer than some people on this website have been alive, he is alert and functional and has had consent explained to him dozens of times in his life.

Barb sucks but shit sounds like she was confused and not an enthusiastic participant. You don't get to molest your mom just because she was a failure of a parent.

 

[:gold:]

police took chris from the home

Souvenir hunt! Yay!