Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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make_it_so said:
I'll admit - I couldn't listen to more than the first 20 seconds or so of the audio.

What was most disturbing was how he sounded so...nonchalant about it. He talked about finding his own mother's g-spot as if he was talking about the weather. I don't know if that's because of his autism, or if it's because this has been going on for such a long time that it's routine to him now.
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The part that got me was the clinical descriptions of sex in those screencaps. "Getting blood flow into the groin area" and "slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia".

One, Jesus Christ, this is a woman who was born before the attack on Pearl fucking Harbor, having her own fucking pearl and clam fingered by her adult kid who is pushing forty and wearing a fucking dress.

Two, nobody talks about sex like this unless they are profoundly autistic, mentally deranged, or both. It sounds almost confessional, like something you'd hear someone rattle off to a police interrogator. Given how things are evolving, it seems like it was the warm-up for the real thing.
 
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AnOminous said:
Any absolutely subhuman piece of tranny garbage taking this moment to babble about pronouns should be literally doused in gasoline and a Zippo thrown at them then kicked to death while they die screaming and burning to death.
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he just goes deeper and deeper...

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spigot the bear said:
logged in after a long while just to say i was here
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Posting in a historical thread.

You know, of all the things Chris has done this somehow, some fucking how, trump's the rest of his fucking life. No matter what happens now Chris will always be known as the autistic guy who raped his geriatric mother and bragged about it. Jesus Christ. That's enough internet for today.
 
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Drain Todger said:
Barb is post-menopausal, right? Too bad. We need the incest baby. We need it to continue the legacy.

The chosen one. The Final Lolcow.

Hideous and misshapen, it will crawl from Barbara's dusty snatch like Guts and Casca's lumpy hellspawn, leaving a slug trail across the floor. It will raise raise a slimy claw into the air and let out a keening wail, signaling the beginning of the Dimensional Merge.

The skies will blacken, dread trumpets will sound, and hordes of winged demons will pour forth from the abyss.

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This is like an inverted and retarded version of the Bene Gesserit trying to create a Kwisatz Haderach. Selecting the worst genes possible to create the most autistic abomination possible.
I'd read half a dozen books about that tbh.
 
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Null said:
Today, this audio and these screenshots were posted.

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They are considered genuine. Nobody knew of this except one person named "Bella", a trollsona of someone called 10thanonymous, who Chris confided this information in.

Early this morning, Greene County Police visited the Chandler residence for a wellness check.

Just now, Chris was served an emergency protective order until August 5th. He is not allowed at 14 Branchland Court until then. He is also not allowed to contact his mother at all. Barbara is at the hospital for a senior care inspection.

Chris has someplace to sleep. I will be disbursing the remainder of the GoFundMe money to him to cover emergency expenses, as promised and as legally obligated of me.

Incest is a Class 1 Misdemeanor with penalties going up to 1 year in jail.
It is apparently a Class 5 Felony if between mother/son.

"Class 5 felonies are “wobblers,” crimes that can be either a felony or a misdemeanor, depending on how the crime is charged and, sometimes, how the judge or jury decides to treat a conviction. Class 5 felonies in Virginia are punishable by: 1 to 10 years in prison (when the conviction is a felony), or up to 12 months in jail and a fine of $2,500 (misdemeanor)." (Source)
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And I thought Chris Lived in North Carolina, Not Alabama.
 
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You know... the scary thing about this is that even if this is some long-con done by another Idea Guys-esque troll, this is still way too plausible.

Barb had a history of pampering Chris and using him as an emotional incest sponge (especially after Bob died). When the original 14 Branchland Court caught fire, Barb specifically made Chris spoon her because they were sharing a bed since Chris's old mattress caught fire. Marvin's also talked about how creepy they are IRL and how Chris treats her more like a wife than a mother.

Chris is an extremely autistic and delusional adult. Maybe 10, 15, even 20 years ago, his grasp over reality wasn't anywhere near as hazy or fractured as it is now. However, that's not the case. Ever since the original Idea Guys incident, Chris has been doubling down on all of his worst personality traits specifically because his delusions were enabled even in the form of some sick, twisted psychological abuse. At this point in time, Chris's autism combined with his utter detachment from any reality that doesn't pertain to his interests.

Perhaps I'm underestimating how mentally competent Chris is, but the fact of the matter remains that Chris has an extremely poor grasp over the finality of death. Who's to say that he doesn't understand what dementia is? If Barb was still behaving as if Chris was some cute little boy to abuse rather than a grown ass tranny, Chris would have no fucking impetus to question what's going on. He's been a doormat for most of his life when it comes down to the authority figures in his life. To him, it's just business as usual.

Combined with Chris's penchant for voluntarily disclosing intimate and embarassing (or indeed, outright criminal) details about himself, his life, his family, his living conditions, etc, and you have a recipe for fucking disaster.

Again, maybe it is a troll after all and Chris has enough common sense to not molest a dementia-riddled elderly woman. Regardless, I'm willing to put up with a lack of content from Chris if it means two things:

1) Chris will actually get a proper psych eval done, and from there, will receive the care that he needs whenever he gets institutionalised.

2) Barb will actually end up in a nursing home and get the care she desperately needs while also not turning yet another house into a total fire hazard.

Man this is depressing.
 
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Drain Todger said:
Two, nobody talks about sex like this unless they are profoundly autistic, mentally deranged, or both. It sounds almost confessional, like something you'd hear someone rattle off to a police interrogator. Given how things are evolving, it seems like it was the warm-up for the real thing.
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John Waters needs to make a movie about this.
 
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Jesus fucking christ, how did we go from Chris running around with a camera to do parkay, screaming to take down a video, getting mad about blarms into becoming a motherfucker in the most literal sense of the word, and not only that, but on a senior with probable Alzheimer problems. People said trolls would destroy Chris, but Chris has destroyed himself.
 
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