Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Argh My Cigar said:
Was asleep. Woke up. Read texts. Friend sent "Chris-Chan is trending world-wide on twitter". Check the farms. Wake up to 200+ notifications.

There are no words.
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Remember when the most disgusting thing Chris did was draw and upload porn of him and his female friend to the internet?

Those were the days.
 
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Fuck! said:
Yeah like at this point I just want off the ride, it's not fun anymore.

It's like growing up and realizing santa isn't real and it's your 'brink of divorce' minimum wage job parents spreading their paychecks thin to get you that toy you really wanted.

It's not just a side show anymore, it's real and it's awful
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Surely the whole point is to watch the inevitable train crash before it happens.

There's nothing people enjoy more than a good cluster fuck. pardon the pun
 
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Null said:
Chris intended to stay with extended family. They rescinded the invitation. It's going to take 3 days for GoFundMe money to transfer, at the latest. He can't afford s hotel until it settles.
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"And this is why YOU SAVE YOUR MONEY." - Everyone Chris has ever met.

To everyone who's hoping that this brief bout of homelessness is FINALLY going to cause Chris to wake up and smell the coffee about spending his cash on frivolous shit....the man's house burned down and he wound up spending five grand on Lego sets as soon as it was repaired. El-oh-freaking-ell.

On the VERY slim chance that Chris gets away with murder (AGAIN,) how much are you willing to bet that he's going to use this moment as an excuse not to get any commissions done?
 
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I'm honestly more surprised than anything that Chris thought stayed with extended family was a feasible option. I don't know if there was every a single family member who is on good terms with the Chandlers and yet he tried crawling to them. Actually thinking about it, that's an extremely Chris move, I can imagine thinking that this extended family owes him because he's family or something and them (understandably) wanting absolutely nothing to do with the literal motherfucker.
 
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3119967d0c said:
Would it surprise you if this 'bella' individual had suggested the massages and.. other stuff in the first place? I doubt Chris came up with this shit himself.
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Especially since "JULAYYYYY" was also a troll suggestion. If there is a video, it's extremely likely trolls are complicit.
 
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AnOminous said:
Any absolutely subhuman piece of tranny garbage taking this moment to babble about pronouns should be literally doused in gasoline and a Zippo thrown at them then kicked to death while they die screaming and burning to death.
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Mister Loser said:
I'm gonna go against the grain for a minute and come ahead to defend the trans people getting uppity about misgendering Chris.
Chris is an awful human being. Chris has done unspeakable things and needs to be committed to a mental ward. But I do see where trans people come from when they get upset about misgendering her.
A lot of these people are just otherwise nice, regular human beings who happen to be trans. They don't want their identity to be miscontrued. When somebody who has done bad things adopts a gender identity, regardless of what they've done, disrespecting what that person identifies as would effectively be a personal insult since it implies anybody can be ignored for what they identify as.
I'm not gonna expect anybody else here to really care, or even agree with me on this, but I personally feel discussing and belittling somebody shouldn't lead to throwing shade on a community they're a part of. That's all.
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You trannies seem to not be able to get it through your self righteous skull (not you anominous) that people calling you the wrong pronouns on purpose is a cheap bullying tactic which get ignited when you get so triggered over it. Every time you say how horrible calling someone the wrong pronouns and dehumanizing people, it makes people do it more.
Null said:
Chris intended to stay with extended family. They rescinded the invitation. It's going to take 3 days for GoFundMe money to transfer, at the latest. He can't afford s hotel until it settles.
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Holy shit homeless arc incoming.
 
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Pickle Dick said:
I don't know if its because I just have a strong stomach or whatever, but I think most of stuff Chris has said about others, not the mention whatever else he's done, makes all of this funnier in an ironic way than it should.

One last note before I embarrass myself here further: I'm holding out a glimmer of hope that this was a giant psysop and we have a new Idea Guy in our hands. I don't know, and I shouldn't probably care.

talk about guilty until proven innocent though
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That’s what I’m holding out for too. Have there been any updates from Null since this morning? I won’t be getting around to MATI until tomorrow
 
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