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Im the only one who reads fatgirlflow as fartingcow?
Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering
- Thread starter Hamplanet Fitness
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- Feb 24, 2019
Corrissa must want a house since Anna got one.
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Corissa: Sub-creatures! I, FatGirlFlow, declare that the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!
Virgie Tovar: What do you mean, choose? We don't understand!
Corissa: Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!
Ragen Chastain: Oh, I get it. Real cute! Whatever we think of— if we think of oh, I don't know...Duncan Hines!, Duncan Hines will appear and destroy us with a box of cake mix, okay? So empty your heads, don't think of anything. We've only got one shot at this!!
Corissa: The choice is made!
Ragen Chastain: Whoa! Hold on!
Corissa: The Traveller has come!
Ragen Chastain: Nobody chose anything! Did you think of anything?
Anna O'Brien: No.
Ragen Chastain: Did you?
Chantal Sarault: My mind is totally blank.
Ragen Chastain: I didn't think anything!!!
Virgie Tovar: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there...
Ragen Chastain: What? What "just popped in there"?
Virgie Tovar: I- I- I tried to think...
Anna O'Brien: Look!
Chantal Sarault: No! It can't be!
Ragen Chastain: What is it?
Anna O'Brien: It can't be!
Ragen Chastain: What did you do, VIRGIE?!
Chantal Sarault: BRAAAAAAAAAAP!
Virgie Tovar: It's ya gorl...Julianna Aprileo.
Yes, autism. Yes, dumb. But that shooped picture said "Hello, childhood."
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It can be really upsetting to a sensitive person to see a significant change to their appearance, even if it's for the better, even in the case of a formerly morbidly obese person having skin removal surgery. You're just way off in the ditch when it comes to morality if people on Kiwi Farms are disappointed in you for your treatment/judgment of others.
Also, lol ditch pig.
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If I were a less charitable person, I'd suggest that Corissa is just jealous that those of us who retain the appearance of a human being can wash and care for our own hair, regardless of length. She can seethe and cope and take selfies of her greasy "Stevie Nicks shag" until J comes home, but we know the truth.
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oh, you guys...You're spot on, though. Corissa radiates fat bitch bitterness cope-seething through the screen as hard as I'd imagine she radiates the smell of yeast IRL
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I'm ever so curious in what universe can these people afford a house one stress test or major medical crisis which lets face it we all know is coming and they are done. I'm shocked that any bank would lend to them in the first place.
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I think they're still "trying" to buy a house a couple months after first bringing it up because no bank is remotely retarded enough to lend a dime to Corissa or J. Not sure what they're going to do unless Corissa's parents are willing to cosign or buy a second property for them?
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Well, they can't afford a house. Or at least Corissa can't on her own, as she has far too much debt, and her income may not be as steady and reliable as a lender would like.
Corissa, as far as I can tell, tried applying for a mortgage loan on her own, got turned down, and it looks like she's pulling J on board so she can try again, this time jointly. But J's got just as much debt, and is not making a large salary. Maybe they can convince a lender that, combined, they're not a terrible risk, but I'm not holding my breath.
That said, if they do manage to get a mortgage loan, buy a house, and end up losing it to foreclosure, the lender still has an asset—the house—it can turn around and re-sell. Coco and J would be fucked, but the bankers will just keep on doing their thing.
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Oh, yeah...
Corissa forgot to remind us plebs in flyover country that she is a RAWK GAWDESS! Can practically hear the haunting melody of Rhiannon every time I see a forced mixed company nood selfie on the 'gram.
Guntzilla
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Someone should tell Corissa that FAT RAWK GAWDESSES were shunned and made to hide behind things while their thinner blonde sisters were molded out of lava. There were no Lizzo’s back then. And keep Stevie Nicks name out your mouth Corissa, you fat pig. You fucking wish Corissa…you fucking wish.
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Corrissa IG:
J IG:
I'm gonna break down the post shes linking to in fat acceptance main thread.
J IG:
I'm gonna break down the post shes linking to in fat acceptance main thread.
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Maybe the face grease and the hair is actually some kind of cordycep mold compelling her...evolution.
Bobsmyuncle
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Corissa wants you to imagine what its like to be fat..
There are a lot of Stories behind this spoiler... I hope I got them all in the right order.. it took awhile..
When she goes on about changing things gradually, it sounds like the people on My 600 lb Life that say they are going to gradually follow Dr. Now's diet %100. It is always an excuse to not completly change.
There are a lot of Stories behind this spoiler... I hope I got them all in the right order.. it took awhile..
When she goes on about changing things gradually, it sounds like the people on My 600 lb Life that say they are going to gradually follow Dr. Now's diet %100. It is always an excuse to not completly change.
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Thank you Bob. And she might have another rant later on, as these ig stories were uploaded a few hour(s) apart I believe.
Her entitlement blahblah. Enjoy in full screen for her giganthick cheekmunks.
I couldn't watch the whole thing as she is so long-winded, boring, and takes forever to get to a point. Her "medium sized" sister girlletgo is the same when making ig stories.
Her entitlement blahblah. Enjoy in full screen for her giganthick cheekmunks.
I couldn't watch the whole thing as she is so long-winded, boring, and takes forever to get to a point. Her "medium sized" sister girlletgo is the same when making ig stories.
bathtub-tigers
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Everyone should change but not Corissa no, nooooo that’s unacceptable. How about you be accountable towards your daily caloric intake so you can stop ballooning out of clothing options?
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Yeah, yeah. Inklusivity for plus sized sistahs. Unless, you are a small fat or dare to watch Your caloric intake. Then, fuck you.
So far these obscenely fat bitches from HAES seem to be the most aggressive ones, demanding everything bowing down to THEIR needs.
At least I haven't seen this extreme "BOYCOTT THIS LABEL"-Rethoric from people who are extremely tall or small or are wheelchair bound. Maybe their reasonable issues get drowned out by the entitled shrieking of all the fat Corissas. As it is the current state of affairs with the Bodypositivity Movement, where no one is so oppressed like a super morbidly obese infinitat. It's sad and obscene.
So far these obscenely fat bitches from HAES seem to be the most aggressive ones, demanding everything bowing down to THEIR needs.
At least I haven't seen this extreme "BOYCOTT THIS LABEL"-Rethoric from people who are extremely tall or small or are wheelchair bound. Maybe their reasonable issues get drowned out by the entitled shrieking of all the fat Corissas. As it is the current state of affairs with the Bodypositivity Movement, where no one is so oppressed like a super morbidly obese infinitat. It's sad and obscene.
Bobsmyuncle
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Now she is saying that as long as you NEED those companies that exploit others, than it is OK to buy and/or promote them.
Again there are A LOT of videos under this spoiler..
Here is the question she is answering with all of the videos...
Again there are A LOT of videos under this spoiler..
Here is the question she is answering with all of the videos...
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The fuck is up with that last one? Is this the filter equivalent of drawing dicks all over Julianna's face?
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She’s so smug. I watched a few of those videos and gave up