Now that Chris-Chan's story is coming to a conclusion, who/what should be in the movie about his life?

[StraightShooter2]

MoveBlob. He's already got the incel/manbaby thing down as well as the morbid obesity and lack of social or emotional intelligence. He wouldn't even have to "act" - he would basically just have to be himself and swap out all of his asinine diatribes about politics and Mario games with rants about MLP and Sonic.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

But really, I can't think of any actors that fit the characters that have drifted in and out of Chris's life. Perhaps DJ Qualls for Liquid Chris? I can't brainstorm anything else.

 

[Pringles Can]

I wanted to see Danny DeVito as Michael Snyder personally.

Honestly Danny DeVito as Chris could be interesting. I can see him doing an amazing job with chris sperging out

 

[Moff Ensign]

I think the guy who voiced Sonic is available, get him in the role

 

[Tookie]

Jake Busey as Chris
David Cross as Cole

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Good question. Who would go method to play Chris?

 

[Xenomorph]

The late Sam Kennison would have been a great later era Chris/tine.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Chris, if he were still alive.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Honestly Danny DeVito as Chris could be interesting. I can see him doing an amazing job with chris sperging out

I think DeVito would be a great casting choice for Bob. Sure he doesn't quite look the part, but just imagine him saying the lines in this scene?

Robert Chandler talks about their house

Some months ago, Christian W. Chandler (Ruckersville, VA) made two videos showing the inside and outside of his house for an internet friend and uploaded the...

youtu.be

He'd be a great internet lumberjack.

 

[Pringles Can]

I think DeVito would be a grest casting for Bob. Sure he doesn't quite look the part, but just i magine him saying the lines in this scene?

Robert Chandler talks about their house

Some months ago, Christian W. Chandler (Ruckersville, VA) made two videos showing the inside and outside of his house for an internet friend and uploaded the...

youtu.be

He'd be a great internet lumberjack.

Either one would be great. I've seen his work in its always sunny, so any role where he freaks the fuck out will be an instant classic even if the rest of the movie sucks.

 

[Scrumption]

I put this in that main thread, but it might provide some inspiration here

 

[R00T]

ralph bakshi as director so we can get animated sonichu and magichan characters in a surreal no holds barred feature length film that covers the majority of his life in a satirical but honest way.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

CWC's story begins in the 80s, so the kid from Stranger Things.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Until Chris is dead his story hasn't ended. Even if Chris spends the rest of his life in prison or a padded room, somebody somewhere will find a way to leak new content about Chris-Chan.

 

[Sonichu Medallion]

Idris Elba as Chris.

 

[YMB]

It would be the perfect Hollywood comeback role for Owen Benjamin. He's tall as fuck but he looks just like Chris Chan.

 

[Dimensional Merge Expert]

I think DeVito would be a great casting choice for Bob. Sure he doesn't quite look the part, but just imagine him saying the lines in this scene?

Robert Chandler talks about their house

Some months ago, Christian W. Chandler (Ruckersville, VA) made two videos showing the inside and outside of his house for an internet friend and uploaded the...

youtu.be

He'd be a great internet lumberjack.

I was thinking Devito getting ran over by the sonichu car at the mall would be a classic scene. Also him and chris arguing at the Games place with Devito being a MTG Pokemon card peddler would be hillarious.

 

[Tism the Return]

It's Tarantino directing it, but the film uses a mix of real CWC footage with new scenes to become an unofficial August Underground remake of sorts.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

Leslie Nielsen would have made a good Bob
Mabey Sally Field as Barb

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Idris Elba as Chris.

For the netflix reboot.