Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[NotEmergencyFood]

Haven’t fully caught up with the thread but I’ll say this

Honestly I don’t know why full time care wasn’t set up for both Chris and Barb in the first place, rate me late to this but surely both of them couldn’t live on their own never mind with each other as this situation showed us. A women with dementia and Chris was never going to fit in a household.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

It’s gotta be more than autism. He’s like a sociopath or something.

Chris is too self-deluded and oblivious to readily understand the consequences of his actions. The guy tried to give himself a vagina by slicing open his perineum.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

So, who's Chris? Internet famous for something, YouTuber maybe? Streamer?

You must be knew to Christory? Don't worry all will be revealed in due time.

 

[Liquid Marlon]

"Don't worry, I'll be fine"
-Chris after being arrested for having sex with his elderly mother.

 

[The Demon]

why did he get him to repeat it twice

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Is there a particular reason null associates with rackets even though rackets associates with dick Masterson?

Is it a convenience thing, or a "I won't judge you by the company you keep thing"?

 

[peach tea]

Wasn't Dahmer beaten to death by a schitzo?

Well yeah but it’s more of the point that someone was able to get to him for long enough to kill him.

I had already read the texts but I just listened to that audio and it was…. A lot. Goddamn.

 

[Collections Agent]

Literally the entire internet today

I feel bad if you're an Olympian who trained their entire life for this time and got overshadowed by a middle aged man doing horrific stuff

 

[Maya]

Dude, what the fuck.

 

[cancermonger]

if we want cwc documentation to persist a kiwi member has to go to jail and smuggle a phone in. It's the only way. Who's gonna take one for the team?

 

[Grumbles]

I can't wait to see how his brother responds to this...

bro he was done with these people even when things were "normal". If I was him, aka, a person with an actual job, the last thing I'd do on this earth is go on twitter and be like, hey ya'll, my insane brother who has been haunting the internet for 20 years fucked my mom, this sucks, I guess read my movie reviews. Like lmao what do you think he's gonna do? Issue a press release?

 

[brooky]

Imagine the mental state of a person who does that. Astonishing.

So, who's Chris? Internet famous for something, YouTuber maybe? Streamer?

If only there was an entire subforum on this very website dedicated to documenting his entire life.

Oh well.

 

[Faggitory]

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My conversations always go like this IRL. Maybe its my delivery, but man I just don't like to be interrupted.

Anyway, back to the horror!

When was the last time anyone laughed at what chris was doing?

You know, the liquid Chris shit was incredibly funny. Funny in the "I can show this to my friends" sense, too which is usually more than you get with Chris Chan.

Honestly? I laughed at that video he uploaded a few days ago where he was demanding that Hasbro cancel G5. Kind of sad to think that probably was the last time we will ever see something close to golden age Chris rants.

True, true, but I feel like Chris is at his funniest when he reacts to outside influence. Its a shame because a TON of people wanted to harm Chris in some way. I wish more trolls were like the aforementioned Liquid Chris, and the guy who made the parody comic which eventually led massive changes in the Sonichu lore. Ranging from characters dying, being born, to the fucking torture scene after the sham trial in chapter 10 (IIRC).

That's going to always be a classic in my eyes, man.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

if we want cwc documentation to persist a kiwi member has to go to jail and smuggle a phone in. It's the only way. Who's gonna take one for the team?

Not it

 

[Jagraveen]

remember when chris rock made a joke that white people could call someone the n word if a black guy stole their shit and pissed on their wife?

goes to show you how soft the lgbt community is.

They're the biggest pussies on the planet. If they knew any better, they would be fine with us calling him a dude because having Chris as a part of their community is the last thing they would do at this point.

 

[Long-Nosed Fish]

Is there a particular reason null associates with rackets even though rackets associates with dick Masterson?

Is it a convenience thing, or a "I won't judge you by the company you keep thing"?

Do you actually think they hate each other that much?
Just because he doesn't want to go on his show any more doesn't mean he's burning every possible bridge between them.

What kind of petty person do you have to be to blacklist people for associating with someone?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

So what do you guys think?

- Chris finding some REALLY desperate 50-y.o., keeping it secret and then lying to someone in a very detailed account how it was actually his mom with "mother-daughter', "incest fanfics", "hitting her G-spot like Mister C and her other boyfriends never could" and shit

- Chris actually fucking Barb, keeping the details scarce so Null thinks that it was just some older woman and then actually spilling the beans to some whiteknight?

What is more likely?

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Maybe he found Bob's stash of viagra and he's got a prick that can cut diamond 24/7.

new diamond hard oozing bent dick when? I need a new wallpaper

 

[Melon_salt]

Barbs face June 27th

 

[biozeminadae1]

Literally the entire internet today
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I feel bad if you're an Olympian who trained their entire life for this time and got overshadowed by a middle aged man doing horrific stuff

Dude, fuck the Olympics, they're boring as fuck. This is quality content here.