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Thanks for making a transcript of this acutely cursed audio, @Seraphim. Here's a searchable text version for the thread.
CHRIS: "Um, so yeah she's [Barbara Chandler] got a really [inaudible] G-spot because, apparently, I don't believe her, I don't believe he ever, Mr. C [Robert Chandler], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands, haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks."
BELLA: "Right... right..."
CHRIS: "They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on..."
BELLA: "[coughs]"
CHRIS: "...pleasuring themselves, really, as opposed to focusing on her, which that's my focus."
BELLA: "Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, for the convention [Everfree NW], make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push [censored with a beep] and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um..."
CHRIS: "Obviously."
BELLA: "Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom. Yeah, uh, make sure - I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh..."
CHRIS: "My mom and all the other [inaudible]..."
BELLA: "Yeah. Yeah, right."
CHRIS: "[inaudible] before they can register as well."
BELLA: "But how are you feeling, Christine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like, um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like, would judge, and you know, there's a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful."
CHRIS: "Yeah, it is."
BELLA: "Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah."
CHRIS: "Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with."
BELLA: "You always have them - I, okay..."
CHRIS: "Incest fanfics that come true and shit."
BELLA: "I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on Christory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was, um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those, uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?"
CHRIS: "I approached her with care and caution..."
BELLA: "Mhm?"
CHRIS: "And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady and then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she..."
BELLA: "Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?"
CHRIS: "Yeah."
BELLA: "Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?"
CHRIS: "Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution."
BELLA: "That's good."
CHRIS: "And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part."
BELLA: "That's good. How did she respond when you, when you, um, when you approached her? What's she say?"
CHRIS: "I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way."
BELLA: "Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?"
CHRIS: "Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right."
BELLA: "When did you start having feelings for Barbara?"
CHRIS: "Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So..."
BELLA: "Really? Yeah."
CHRIS: "Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex."
BELLA: "Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking, I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer but... how was the sex?"
CHRIS: "Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible]."
BELLA: "It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older."
CHRIS: "Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all because we're already daughter and mom."
BELLA: "Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?"
CHRIS: "We've been doing it every third night and the first might be on June 7th."
BELLA: "Oh, you have a routine? Huh."
CHRIS: "Yeah."
BELLA: "Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting."
CHRIS: "Yeah."
BELLA: "Yeah. So you said since June, June?"
CHRIS: "Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and..."
BELLA: "Does your mother enjoy it?"
CHRIS: "Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally."
BELLA: "She is? She's having a good time?"
CHRIS: "She'll - Yes, sh - well, we're, we figured it out."
BELLA: "That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'"
CHRIS: "Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now."
BELLA: "Oh, really?"
CHRIS: "So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point."
BELLA: "But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?"
CHRIS: "Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her."
BELLA: "Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?"
CHRIS: "Well, uh, she's not."
BELLA: "No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?"
CHRIS: "Yeah, she's okay."
BELLA: "Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?"
CHRIS: "Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together."
BELLA: "Yeah."
CHRIS: "We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet because, after getting the crown..."
BELLA: "Uh-huh."
CHRIS: "...my tooth."
BELLA: "Oh, did you?"
CHRIS: "Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible]."
BELLA: "Right. That's true, yeah."
CHRIS: "[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker."
BELLA: "Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you Christine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and, um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship...but wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?"
CHRIS: "Obviously."
BELLA: "Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?"
CHRIS: "Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe."
BELLA: "You don't want anyone who's younger?"
CHRIS: "Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously, uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly."
BELLA: "Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. It's hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead."
CHRIS: "Alright. So anyway, um, every - with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and..."
BELLA: "Mhm."
CHRIS: "Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so..."
BELLA: "Right."
CHRIS: "And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, guide. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards..."
BELLA: "God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'"
CHRIS: "Yeah. And, uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so..."
BELLA: "But how did this happen? How did this come about?"
CHRIS: "Well, among which, just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with, uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously..."
BELLA: "Right... right..."
CHRIS: "They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on..."
BELLA: "[coughs]"
CHRIS: "...pleasuring themselves, really, as opposed to focusing on her, which that's my focus."
BELLA: "Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, for the convention [Everfree NW], make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push [censored with a beep] and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um..."
CHRIS: "Obviously."
BELLA: "Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom. Yeah, uh, make sure - I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh..."
CHRIS: "My mom and all the other [inaudible]..."
BELLA: "Yeah. Yeah, right."
CHRIS: "[inaudible] before they can register as well."
BELLA: "But how are you feeling, Christine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like, um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like, would judge, and you know, there's a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful."
CHRIS: "Yeah, it is."
BELLA: "Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah."
CHRIS: "Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with."
BELLA: "You always have them - I, okay..."
CHRIS: "Incest fanfics that come true and shit."
BELLA: "I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on Christory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was, um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those, uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?"
CHRIS: "I approached her with care and caution..."
BELLA: "Mhm?"
CHRIS: "And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady and then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she..."
BELLA: "Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?"
CHRIS: "Yeah."
BELLA: "Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?"
CHRIS: "Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution."
BELLA: "That's good."
CHRIS: "And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part."
BELLA: "That's good. How did she respond when you, when you, um, when you approached her? What's she say?"
CHRIS: "I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way."
BELLA: "Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?"
CHRIS: "Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right."
BELLA: "When did you start having feelings for Barbara?"
CHRIS: "Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So..."
BELLA: "Really? Yeah."
CHRIS: "Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex."
BELLA: "Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking, I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer but... how was the sex?"
CHRIS: "Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible]."
BELLA: "It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older."
CHRIS: "Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all because we're already daughter and mom."
BELLA: "Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?"
CHRIS: "We've been doing it every third night and the first might be on June 7th."
BELLA: "Oh, you have a routine? Huh."
CHRIS: "Yeah."
BELLA: "Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting."
CHRIS: "Yeah."
BELLA: "Yeah. So you said since June, June?"
CHRIS: "Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and..."
BELLA: "Does your mother enjoy it?"
CHRIS: "Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally."
BELLA: "She is? She's having a good time?"
CHRIS: "She'll - Yes, sh - well, we're, we figured it out."
BELLA: "That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'"
CHRIS: "Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now."
BELLA: "Oh, really?"
CHRIS: "So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point."
BELLA: "But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?"
CHRIS: "Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her."
BELLA: "Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?"
CHRIS: "Well, uh, she's not."
BELLA: "No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?"
CHRIS: "Yeah, she's okay."
BELLA: "Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?"
CHRIS: "Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together."
BELLA: "Yeah."
CHRIS: "We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet because, after getting the crown..."
BELLA: "Uh-huh."
CHRIS: "...my tooth."
BELLA: "Oh, did you?"
CHRIS: "Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible]."
BELLA: "Right. That's true, yeah."
CHRIS: "[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker."
BELLA: "Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you Christine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and, um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship...but wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?"
CHRIS: "Obviously."
BELLA: "Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?"
CHRIS: "Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe."
BELLA: "You don't want anyone who's younger?"
CHRIS: "Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously, uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly."
BELLA: "Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. It's hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead."
CHRIS: "Alright. So anyway, um, every - with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and..."
BELLA: "Mhm."
CHRIS: "Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so..."
BELLA: "Right."
CHRIS: "And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, guide. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards..."
BELLA: "God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'"
CHRIS: "Yeah. And, uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so..."
BELLA: "But how did this happen? How did this come about?"
CHRIS: "Well, among which, just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with, uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously..."
EDIT: And here's another transcripted interpretation of the audio from @Andrew Neiman: [LINK]
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