Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[deputydogshit2.0]

This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.

You gave him more chances than he deserved.
I wish the “Kiwifarms is a hate and bully website” people knew how much you did for this guy.

Big ups @Null

 

[Moon Man]

Imagine being so into a Sega Genesis game that you rape the last person in the world who cares about you

 

[Henry Bemis]

Does Chris have any form of diagnosis outside of autism as a result of the crimes he committed in the past?

Hell, the only legal recognition of Chris's autism is Chris's court history. His initial diagnostic paperwork is either ash or peat by now, and I wouldn't expect either Chandler to remember the particulars.

That might make things interesting should this escalate to a criminal court.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

There’s always zoophilia, pedophilia, necrophilia, or just straight up murder.

so what if murdered snoopy and clovers puppies and banged them before calling the neighbor for burial... what then

 

[LeeSun]

oh yall better not!
and risk missing out on him getting into more shenanigans of his own leading up to, and during, the con? he'll get his smack on the bum eventually, let us edge just a little longer till then.

dont touch the cookie batter, boys

Delaying justice for an actual crime just for the sake of laughs isn't it. I'd rather no one else get hurt in the wake of this insanity, even if it would be funny in a grim sort of way.

There is also comedy in Chris Chan trying to explain why he was trying to flee the state of Virginia if he's caught before he leaves.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I found out about him just before 14 BC was purged by fire.

I'd do anything to go back to the days when that was the biggest thing to happen in Christory for a while.

Same; the house fire was my first “big” Christorical event.

 

[AnOminous]

Most of us (not you nasty A-Logs) hoped for a happy ending of some sort for Chris.

Even the A-Logs never hoped for this bad of an ending.

And now, "I hope he gets raped and murdered in prison" is an actually rational viewpoint. Entirely literal. Not even a joke any more.

We always wondered what kind of weird shit went on behind the hoard. Now we know. And wish we didn't.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Jesus take me back to 2009. I was just starting out in wrestling and Billy Mays was not only alive, but the mayor of CWCville.

Happier times, simpler times.

There is no going back.

 

[Slowinthemind]

When Chris gets out of prison he should be forced to work at olive garden, after all he would have had lots of experience tossing salads.

 

[PeggyFresh2012]

I really don’t wanna ask this but
can things get any worse?

he would get arrested

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

Delaying justice for an actual crime just for the sake of laughs isn't it. I'd rather no one else get hurt in the wake of this insanity, even if it would be funny in a grim sort of way.

There is also comedy in Chris Chan trying to explain why he was trying to flee the state of Virginia if he's caught before he leaves.

mans gunna hunt down Cole and molest him

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

I no longer feel bad about what Bluespike did to Chris.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Eat shit.

I would, but all the CWC ball riders have cornered the market for the foreseeable future.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Imagine being so into a Sega Genesis game that you rape the last person in the world who cares about you

It’s like Sonic Says:

 

[Andrew Neiman]

mans gunna hunt down Cole and molest him

I’m sure they’ve beefed up security at Carnagee Hall in response to the news.

 

[A Logging Company]

National Enquirer will not touch that shit even with Hazmat suit

Nat. Enquirer may throw it in on like page 10 or something if they are desperate for content. It's not going to dethrone Megan Markle from the main headline at the grocery store checkout. Nat. Enquirer is aimed at old people who still buy print, so very-online oriented stuff doesn't usually grace in there. Plus I don't think they want to make grandma of being raped by caretakers below ads for life alert and statutes of Jesus.

But I could see Radar Online covering it. They covered the e-Girl beheading that happened a few years ago.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Someone in YouTube mentioned this Patreon update made by GenoSamuel. Pretty understandable.

 

[AnOminous]

This is part of why he's not going to be considered incompetent to face trial

He REALLY fucked himself with this. A completely incompetent retard would not have been capable of doing that.

 

[W00K #17]

you look dumb

He might be uglier than Chris tbh.

 

[Bepis]

I really don’t wanna ask this but
can things get any worse?

Well, he could end up in a women's prison instead of a mental facility and impregnate another inmate with his retarded hellspawn.