Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[mick sidious]

Null is fucking done guys. He's fucking done.

about fucking time he has enabled and protected this fucking tard for to long.let the world eat the incestous faggot and spit him out i hope he dies crying in his car

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Holy shit I stopped messaging in this thread like hours ago and it's still going!?

Bruh, this lolcow literally fucked his mom, took her money and may attempt to escape the law, how the everloving fuck would it not still be going?
This is the lolcow equivalent of Micheal Jordan shattering the backboard.

 

[AnOminous]

So, what is everyone drinking? I've got a couple cans of cheap wine and a few cans of beer. Sipping on this cope juice, watching Snowpiercer as I witness this thread.

I have a handle of Ronrico rum and will probably just drink it straight until it's gone. Fuck this gay world.

 

[Full Race Replay]

The Olympics is happening and Chris somehow manages to be the most exceptional person in the world. nobody will remember any of the Olympian's names... not even that whatsherface gymnist. Chris disgusted a generation. Kids will sing fucked up nursery rhymes of Chris Chan in the future.

Only Chris could steal the limelight from the queen of whining “I don’t feel like it” on Twitter.

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

Absolutely incredible. Every waking hour this gets worse.

I feel like in this crazy timeline it can get worse. Like Chris is issued a warrant for his arrest and while fleeing from the jerkops in Sonchu, he speeds and kills/injures some innocent pedestrian.

 

[thismanlies]

HOT TAKE:
Barb let Chris fuck her on purpose.

This might have been said already, but I can't be bothered to read through a 430+ page thread that's growing faster than I can read.
So, hear me out:
- Barb is a cunning bitch. We know this.
- She knows her son is mentally handicapped but still loves him. Their weird relationship is proof of that.
- There is information pointing to Barb not being as demented as she acts, but purposefully putting on a show in order to get more money coming in.
- We know Barb has a horrendous mountain of debt that she can hardly pay off.
- We know, and she knows, that one day in the not-so-distant future, she will inevitably bite the dust. When this happens, due to her debt, Chris will be living on the street.

So, here comes the plan:
- Her future goals, combining what we know about her, will be comprised of two main points:

1. She wants herself to be provided for until the day she dies.
2. Once she's gone, she wants Chris to be provided for

- Knowing Chris, his mental illness, and his pattern of trusting random female voices from the internet, she comes up with the following steps:

1. Initiate a sexual relationship with her son. That's her sacrifice.
2. Wait until her son inevitably spills the beans and the trolls call in another welfare check.
3. She will land in an institution for the elderly, provided for by the state.
4. Chris will be charged but is, due to his mental illness, more likely to be institutionalized instead of going to prison. The state will provide for him, too.
5. She can live out her life in peace and will ultimately die knowing that her son receives the medical care he needs and won't have to sleep on the street.

This is what a cunning bitch with a handicapped son whom she nonetheless loves would do. Her sacrifice is, in the wider picture, relatively small, as the whole world anyway already looked at them as being crazy people.

You’re putting way too much thought into this. Barb never cared about anyone but herself. She doesn’t give a shit if her son is homeless (and quite frankly, neither do we) just like she never gave a shit that Bob died covered in bug bites. Once she dies, 14 BLC can burn for all she cares. It’ll be someone else’s problem.

 

[OrionBalls]

chris. tomorrow, when he lands in washington from the plane ticket he used the stolen 750 for refusing to believe he's banned from the con and wanting to ride out his court order on vacation with degenerate pony fuckers and his girlfriend fiona and galpal bella

The con isn't for another two weeks.

 

[Penis]

The fucked sexual shit about Chris used to be something you could pretty much avoid if you didnt want to read about bent ducks and unclits but this is just right in your face and fucking horrifying.

 

[Maple]

So Chris has had access to his mom's financials and been stealing from her. Just when I thought he couldn't get lower. Makes me wonder if he didn't plan on stealing money to go to the convention and pocket all of the gofundme in the first place.

 

[palmtreesalad]

This is what happens when you enable your child's shitty behavior and dismiss it as part of his disability. Hate to say it but Barb created this living hell for herself. Chris is still a piece of crap for abusing his elderly mother but it really goes to show how someone's upbringing can fuck someone up in the head.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

about fucking time he has enabled and protected this fucking tard for to long.let the world eat the incestous faggot and spit him out i hope he dies crying in his car

Calm down Ralph

 

[cockle]

Eh, it's only downhill from here lads. Gonna go drink some whiskey and fuck off to bed.

Night.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

sexual abuse (with Chris as the victim this time)

Oh yeah, surely he got it out of his system now and he's done raping people. I can't imagine Chris Chan raping anyone, can you?

 

[Count Olaf]

So, what is everyone drinking? I've got a couple cans of cheap wine and a few cans of beer. Sipping on this cope juice, watching Snowpiercer as I witness this thread.

Got a glass of rum with Pirates of the Caribbean on over here

 

[cow-wannabe]

This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.

You get kudos for sticking with CWC when you did and kudos for walking away when you did.

 

[The Last Stand]

Nice! Let me take a guess. Casablanca?

 

[OrionBalls]

So, what is everyone drinking? I've got a couple cans of cheap wine and a few cans of beer. Sipping on this cope juice, watching Snowpiercer as I witness this thread.

The show or the movie?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The con isn't for another two weeks.

don't shatter my hopes and dreams pls

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Watching the Rekieta stream.

If they do pull Chris’s phone records, won‘t they end up tracking and pulling in the troll for questioning if they are going to charge him? Especially if it turns out they have heavily encouraged it.

Then they might have their name Googlable for the rest of their life for helping make this mess.

 

[Ulkesh]

So, what is everyone drinking? I've got a couple cans of cheap wine and a few cans of beer. Sipping on this cope juice, watching Snowpiercer as I witness this thread.

Holy water