Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[bajagoogoo]

I assume he just took as needed because he thought it would always be there for him and either there was a withdrawal limit, or he didn't want to leave Barb with no cash.

With Chris' spending habits I wouldn't be surprised if the only thing left in Barb's account is $25 and a pack of Necco Wafers.

Chris can bleed money faster than DSP with unlimited credit.

 

[Ramborambo]

Nice! Let me take a guess. Casablanca?

Close. Casarape-a.

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

So, what is everyone drinking? I've got a couple cans of cheap wine and a few cans of beer. Sipping on this cope juice, watching Snowpiercer as I witness this thread.

Turkish sparkling mineral water (this specifically)

 

[Andrew Ryan]

I wonder if 20 years from now, when Chris extremely likely will be dead, people still will talk about him.
Things can only get worse from now, and it's already deep shit.

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

This is what was confusing me while I was reading people blaming KF for ruining Chris' life. Barb is not absolved of guilt here, she is totally at fault for this, Chris is a product of his environment and has there been any bigger influence on Chris than Borb?

"your honor i should be allowed to rape my vegetable mom because she coddled me too much"

 

[mr.moon1488]

The Olympics is happening and Chris somehow manages to be the most exceptional person in the world. nobody will remember any of the Olympian's names... not even that whatsherface gymnist. Chris disgusted a generation. Kids will sing fucked up nursery rhymes of Chris Chan in the future.

Lol lately it's been like the Oltroonmpics. Off the top of my head, we've had the troon ranch "rescue" thing, the shit with Byuu, the spa incident, and now this. I'm guessing Yanvin is going to have to do something crazy now in order to keep up.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

Got to attach this image so it's on the internet forever when the wiki janny that's been on a anti nazi crusade for over 10 years deletes everything.

Janny moment

 

[Pickle Inspector]

about fucking time he has enabled and protected this fucking tard for to long.let the world eat the incestous faggot and spit him out i hope he dies crying in his car

The enablers larping with him over the few years were the worst influence IMO.

 

[AnOminous]

Nice! Let me take a guess. Casablanca?

Why do you have to guess? That line is obviously from Casablanca. Watch it again, it's really good.

 

[Red-Hot Copper]

You get kudos for sticking with CWC when you did and kudos for walking away when you did.

Are you kiddding we all literally told him to stop supporting Chris with money.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Even that shit is unobtanium right now, and knowing Chris he would buy the wrong caliber entirely if he somehow could find ammo

I’d consider it blowing up in his hand to still be a win.

 

[Sickle Nuited Pigger]

"your honor i should be allowed to rape my vegetable mom because she coddled me too much"

I only did what Sonic says. The bear gave me my god promised name and they pulled it from a hat and I just won.

Judge: is this nigga for real?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Just a thought occured to me.

If Chris was a woman and somewhat decent looking, you know he would get away with stealing money and shit. He would get laid regularly and get some free shit out of it.

Chris is the basic version of a shitty slut but Asperger and penis.

Chris wants a boyfriend free girl because he wants to be taken care of. Not the other way around. Like a wymyn.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

If they do pull Chris’s phone records, won‘t they end up tracking and pulling in the troll for questioning if they are going to charge him? Especially if it turns out they have heavily encouraged it.

I can't believe I'm asking this; but are you even able to get in trouble for encouraging incest?

 

[BurningPewter]

anyone else think the craziest thing is Chris Chan has now had 2 sexual partners

maybe I'm slow but i didn't realise he was free to wander the mall. I assumed he was in some kind of custody

 

[Sithis]

So, what is everyone drinking? I've got a couple cans of cheap wine and a few cans of beer. Sipping on this cope juice, watching Snowpiercer as I witness this thread.

Some good old fashioned redneck rocket fuel for me

 

[Kusottare]

Chris will die in your lifetime.

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

So, what is everyone drinking? I've got a couple cans of cheap wine and a few cans of beer. Sipping on this cope juice, watching Snowpiercer as I witness this thread.

Reisling and The Crown

I need time to process.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I'm surprised Chris isn't livestreaming from the mall. I'm assuming he knows how to use twitter live on his phone.

 

[mick sidious]

The enablers larping with him over the few years were the worst influence IMO.

i agree but you cant say he wasnt protected by the forum