Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Plane tickets from Charlottesville-Albemarle to Washington are roughly 750 dollars. The MLP convention is located in Seattle. Is it possible Chris is still trying to go to the convention? Dear God...
It's within the realm of possibility that Chris lied about going to the mall to Null.
Interesting theory. Would be hysterical if true.

I thought it was weird Chris would only borrow 750 when he was expecting 1000 to come in and he’d pay back (allegedly) the money he “borrowed” from Barb. Why not borrow 1000 then give back 1000? Unless Barb didn’t have 1000 to “borrow”.
 
Lol lately it's been like the Oltroonmpics. Off the top of my head, we've had the troon ranch "rescue" thing, the shit with Byuu, the spa incident, and now this. I'm guessing Yanvin is going to have to do something crazy now in order to keep up.
Sophie Labelle was also outed for using real babies/toddlers for referencing his babyfur art lately is currently working on making a tranny art commune (And will likely take in runaway teens).

If only there was some connection, like being trans and autistic. :thinking:
 
I know this story is unfolding fast and it’s absolutely horrible.
Chris raped his mom and stole 750 bucks from her AND caused the only person that’s ever tried to give him the benefit of the doubt to finally cut ties with him.
There are troons here defending pronouns and a lot of people are responding to that

but what about Fiona? What about Bella? Shouldn’t our efforts be put toward that instead of the circle jerk of the same 3 memes and taking tranny bait?
Give it a minute, we are still processing the issue and are retreating into fist fighting trannies in an attempt to regain our sense of normal.
 
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Okay so inevitably this black swan event will get topped. The question is: which lolcow, how would they do it and when would they do it?
We find out DSP has actually been extorting and kidnapped Kat. The marriage is a sham, and he has her at some metaphorical gun point.

And even typing that out, it just seems more likely than Chris Chan doing this. Christ. What a fall.
 
with the mainstream normalization of degeneracy and troon culture it's possible in 20 years they're celebrating Christine Mr Poopy Head Weston Chandler Sonichu CPU Blue heart love day while passing around the HRT with the milk and cookies in some kindergarten class to honor CWC with his battle between the evil kiwi farms and trolls who bullied him his whole life
KF will no longer be the parody forum of mocking lolcows but worshipping them in year 2050.
 
I wonder if 20 years from now, when Chris extremely likely will be dead, people still will talk about him.
Things can only get worse from now, and it's already deep shit.
Are you kidding? We're watching the most amazing, and disgusting Greek tragedy play out in real time. I dont think humanity is gonna forget this one boys
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We find out DSP has actually been extorting and kidnapped Kat. The marriage is a sham, and he has her at some metaphorical gun point.

And even typing that out, it just seems more likely than Chris Chan doing this. Christ. What a fall.
A lower low which I thought couldn't possibly exist but we are living in a timeline that shouldn't even be possible.
 
Ha, I think this thread broke the featured post system somehow.

Suggestion: if you're feeling shitty or even hardcore depressed because of this new saga, log the fuck off the internet for a few days at the least.
You know, you're probably right. I was starting to spend way too much time every day on this place even before 7/30.

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echo "127.0.0.1 kiwifarms.net" >> /etc/hosts
(gonna miss that Olympics thread though)
 
I don't know if anyone has tried to transcribe what was being said in the audio but here is an attempt.
Chris: So yeah shes got a really unintelligible (possibly deep) g-bot g-spot because apparently i don't believe her i don't believe he Mr. C or any of her past boyfriends ex-husbands they haven't really reached or hit her g-spot really with their dicks
Bella: Right, Right
Chris: They were more focused on pleasuring themselves really as opposed to focusing on her which is my focus
Bella: Right? unintelligible True. Umm for like at the convention make sure to have a lot of fun with **** her right
Chris: Obviously
Bella: Yeah because now you are doing this for your mom yeah make sure I'll be there to watch you guys making sure that nobody is trying to hurt you do anything I'll take photos of you two.
Audio appears to be cut and edited
Bella:
Yeah the dance will be awesome we can take turns I'd like to dance with her too and then you guys can take the slow dance or whatever.
I cannot understand a word Chris said during this, sorry
Bella; But how are you feeling Chris? Because I know there is a lot of societal pressure on you about this thing with Barbara and a lot of people you know who would consciously judge you know and there are a lot of eyes on you, it must be very stressful.
Chris: Yeah it is
Bella: I can imagine. I am so sorry about all that stuff
Chris: Yeah but still, I still would have Magi-Chan and Crystal(?) to dance with
Bella: You'll always have them
Chris: But the incest fanfics come true and shit
Bella: But I didn't know there was incest fanfics (doubt). Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that, I-I knew that you guys had a good relationship but I always thought cause I'm not huge on Christory and you know whatever I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting and that's how I got into you when I was younger, right? But I had no idea that Barbara and you had that sort of relationship I didn't have those vibes.
But umm, how did you approach her?
Chris: I approached her with care and caution and it was a timed process so I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady and then I approached her positively and let her make the first move and she wanted to do it
Bella: Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?
Chris: Yeah
Bella: Oh Really? Woww! Barbara heheh
How did she do it if you don't mind me asking? What was the first move?
Chris: Uh, I don't member exactly, umm it was her first move but my approach was, hmm I forgot exactly what terminology for the approach I used but I approached with care and caution
Bella: That's good.
Chris: Then I was direct and up front with her for the most part
Bella: That's good. And how did she respond when you approached her? What did she say?
Chris: I don't remember exactly what she said but I think she was partially confused at one point but then she came around obviously with more approaching that I was doing with her along the way
Bella: Right, so she got into it. So how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel? Having known this woman for your whole life, how did that feel?
Chris: Oh yeah so it was simple, uhh lip lock lip to lip kiss but yeah it was good and it felt right.
Bella: When did you start having feelings for Barbara?
Chris: Well obviously well for a long time I mean I remember even mentioning sometime ago in one of my videos that I've had dreams where I had, I potentially had sex with her.
Bella: Really?
Chris: But yeah its the Oedipus complex.
Bella: Oedipus that's right. Yeah, that's right. Uh, how, if you don't mind me asking, I know this is personal but how is the sex?
Chris: Uhh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while it took a few tries to uhh
Bella: It took a few tries? Yeah she is older.
Chris: And also plus she's also very understanding about the whole thing as well. I was direct with her and still am direct and honest with her and I made sure that I obviously I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all because we're already daughter and... Mom
Bella: Yeah, mother and daughter. You know they say theres no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter.
Chris: Yeah, we've been doing it every third night and you know the first being on June 27th.
Bella: Oh, you have a routine? Cool
Chris: Yeah
Bella: Well at least you have a stable relationship, because you know if anything happened and it ended you know you would still be mother and daughter and so it's not going to be an explosive breakup right? At least that's comforting.
Chris: Yeah
Bella: Yeah. Talking over Chris: So you said its been since June?
Chris: It's just something nice to do, to figure out what goes right and what didn't feel right and..
Bella: Does your mother enjoy it?
Chris: Yeah, she is having a good time
Bella: Shes having a good time?
Chris: Yeah especially when unintelligible
Bella: That's good to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter or do you guys act more like, you know, like lovers? Like say you come home from, you know the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uhh, would you say "Hey sweetheart" or do you say "Hi mom"?
Chris: Yeah, um, I'm I haven't called her mom in quite some time now
Bella: Oh really?
Chris: Yeah, I'm more into calling her love at this point.
Bella: But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that true, right? You have a relationship?
Chris: Yeah so between Barbara and I it is an (open relationship or isn't a relationship, can't tell). I made that very clear with her
Bella: Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?
Chris: Well, uhh, she is not.
Bella: No? But she is fine with you dating other people, right?
Chris: Yeah she's okay.
Bella: Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?
Chris: mm, well, not anything extravagant but we do uhh as often as possible eat at the dinner table together. But we haven't been able to much lately because I had to switch to a soup diet because I had to get a crown on my tooth
Bella: Oh did you?
Chris: Yeah and plus we still try to remember her in her child but I have been trying to encourage her towards the positives
Bella: Yeah
Chris: be like a homemaker kind of
Bella: Yeah, knowing you Christine I think that uhh because you I-I know that she's mature and wise, she is wise in her ways. I know she has experience and she loves you and you two have a great relationship, but wouldn't you want somebody who is younger and can keep up more with your energy?
Audio is edited and cuts out his response
Bella:
Yeah, a lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense, because you know you don't know how long she has left so you just wanna you don't want her to be lonely or anything right?
This kind of provides context for what was cut out. Seems like she is just repeating back his original response as a question.
Chris:
Yeah obviously, but still I would want somebody who is younger or close to my age, obviously I don't know maybe
Bella: You don't want someone who is younger?
Chris: No, not too many others at this time but I mean obviously I would uh like can't understand him at the time we are proceeding more slowly
Bella: Sorry I am playing with the volume, I have a really bad ear because I just got sick like you can hear in my voice, it is hard to hear anything at all. But I could hear now, go ahead
Chris: Alright, so anyway umm with the events and everything that I was showing I really to a sexual relation(ship). Not too many individuals on this side unintelligible are coming up to the plate right quick right here
Bella: Right?
Chris: So umm everything was coming into good alignment and it was in the signs were all there you can imagine the way I felt, God said it was okay unintelligible rambling
Bella: God said this was okay? Yeah then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said this was fine
Chris: Yeah and uhh yeah and I was talking to myself I said okay so I'll take a dive for it you know so
Bella: So how did this happen? How did this come about
Chris: Well, long which mainly I was really really horny and I need a to be true and honest relationship to come about and so obviously this was one of the best ways to do it, despite it being with uh I don't want it to be labels at all but you know obviously

I couldn't get all of it perfectly and there are moments when I could not at all understand what the fuck Chris was saying. Keep in mind he is a severely autistic man talking with his phone on speaker while the girl he was talking to interjected half the time he was mid sentence.

General highlights:
Chris wanted to go to Everfree to meet up with a non-troll boyfriend free girl and dance with them.
Chris kept asking Barb for china until she relented, had to be direct with her about it but made her make the first move.
Chris did shit with her every 3 days for a month.
Chris only started doing this because he was horny and nobody else wanted his bent pickle
The girl in the call edited the content, cutting parts out while encouraging Chris in his actions.
Chris got led on by another damn dirty troll
Listening to the audio and Nick’s analysis, the troll claim seems plausible. And Null even said that it’s the MO from the old days that Bella used.
She deserves everything she got. The fact people feel bad for her disgusts me. She gaslighted Chris for years. But everyone forgot that. Now she’s the innocent crippled woman. No fuck that. She’s a shitty mother and a shitty human being who has a spot in hell waiting. And it’s coming fast.
Honestly, there are no heroes, no likeable characters. Except Null, and possibly Cole Smithey. And Bob is the one you feel sorry for.
 
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