Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[spylobster]

This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.

I just don't even know how to feel about this stuff anymore its so jading.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

Didn't one of the old trolls originally discover him when she was working a part-time job at the mall and saw him coming there with his attraction sign?

I think wrote a short story about it called "the Tale of the Crazy Pacer".

Right you are. I forget her name thou

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Stealing from his mother very much feels like something he'd do, and likely has done multiple times in the past to get things he wants.

I seem to recall he did that and Borb put him back on a repayment schedule. Not sure if he stole from a purse or used a Borb card...

 

[Fapcop]

Didn't one of the old trolls originally discover him when she was working a part-time job at the mall and saw him coming there with his attraction sign?

I think wrote a short story about it called "the Tale of the Crazy Pacer".

Will soon be replaced by a War and Peace-sized novel named “THE TALE OF THE CRAZY INCESTER”

 

[Jewthulhu]

Jokes aside, if we get 20 more pages in in the next 30 minutes, this thread will have hit 500 pages in 24 hours

 

[Baloney Face]

Things really hopping over by 4chan.

 

[Grumbles]

Everything Bob tried to do or set up for his family has been completely destroyed by this trash demon he helped raise.

 

[4ChanPartyVan]

US isn't your surveillance state Anglo. You have a loisence for that opinion?

Nope. Cops round here are fucking useless anyway. Too busy looking for people calling football players 'niggers' than dealing with unloicensed opinions.

 

[Neko GF]

I bet we're going to hit 1,000 pages before tomorrow is done. Imagine that.

The entire world may end, but here we are.

A 1,000 page thread about retard fucking his mother. Very [current year].

 

[Raoul_Duke]

A 1,000 page thread about retard fucking his mother. Very [current year].

We're in Hell, we're just trying to make the most of it at this rate.

 

[anti SJW]

This has to be the fastest growing thread in KF history. Almost 500 pages in 24 hours or so.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

So, on a lark, I decided to google "chris chan" and see how the news websites are covering it.

First hit I got on google

Obviously very terribly.

The first hit I got gets so much info wrong and at the same time completely tiptoes around the reason he's been trending.

The author states he's married, but to whom "is a mystery." (Quote: "However, the social media personality has never opened up about her relationship.") lol
Doesn't mention trolling, autism, or being trans (other than "She identifies as Christine")
Article claims Chris is much more active on Youtube than Twitter (The article says that the last time Chris posted on his twitter was in 2019)

States Chris is the author of the "Sonichu and Rosechu" series
Doesn't even mention the Cwcki or the Kiwi farms.

I honestly came out of that article feeling less informed about Chris than when I went in.

I'm looking forward to how these "news" sites will be covering it, especially the super-woke ones. Will they be able to completely disown one of their own or completely sweep it under the rug?

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[Fapcop]

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Everything Bob tried to do or set up for his family has been completely destroyed by this trash demon he helped raise.

I wonder if Bob ever dreamed about his son performing cunnilingus on Barb, or bragging about pleasing her in ways that Bob couldn’t?

 

[CDWLTY]

*goes on leftist outrage twitter*
*gets outraged*

in an alternate universe where barb died instead of bob, chris is currently living out a 25-30-year-long prison sentence for murder after bob cut the internet down one too many times and chris flew into a rage

But he would'nt've gotten coddled for so long, he would've learned how to channel and quash that rage before letting it out. Barb just did the classic single mother of 'special' children technique, which is raise a codependent plearsure seeking child for decades and expect time to somehow teach him how to be mature.

Yeah but it hasn’t dawned on him yet (Or maybe it has now), he’s lost the enablers who roleplay with him and the ironic fans treating him like a celebrity.

Chris has this lucky age though, where he's actually coming into what could (theoretically at least) have been the greatest tugboat era of his life. A lot of the people laughing and watching from afar were younger, and as they age into their careers they get a little more mature and richer.

It's somewhat likely that enough of us have guilty consciences and a surplus of money, sending a couple hundred bucks to him is like keeping your retarded cousin afloat, because $300 to him is like a few grand to you, and he's more likely to stay on the good side of the law.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

This has to be the fastest growing thread in KF history. Almost 500 pages in 24 hours or so.

Yeah, this is moving a LOT faster than the BLM riot thread from last year.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I want Chris to to fight for Barb. As he breaks into the hospital lifts Barb out of the hospital bed with urinary catheter still in place, Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" blares in the background. Then, a plain clothes police officer shoots Chris in the back of the head 12 times.

 

[Autistic Sandwich]

A lot of these people are just otherwise nice, regular human beings who happen to be trans.

If they were regular human beings, they wouldn't be trans in first place.

You see all these horrible trans people documented on KF?
While they are all exceptional individuals in their own right, they're not exceptions:
They're the tip of the iceberg.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

A 1,000 page thread about retard fucking his mother. Very [current year].

He's not just a retard fucking his mother. He's our retard fucking his mother

 

[Autism Field]

Nope. Cops round here are fucking useless anyway. Too busy looking for people calling football players 'niggers' than dealing with unloicensed opinions.

I like this bong.

 

[Coelacanth]

I'm keeping tabs now in the hopes we hit 500 before the thread is a day old.

Godspeed, kiwis. This has been a wild ride.