Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Blue_Snow]

Holy shit it's fucking real.

1488/666/420. You are brain dead.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Overheard the news IRL and still stunned by this whole development. Beating a dead horse, but really, how the fuck does this happen? How do you stoop to such low depravity that you rape your own mother even if severely unwell?

1. How did you hear about this in meatspace?

2. Speaking of dead horses, Chris would fuck one of those too.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

I was playing along with the joke you retard.

With Chris out there buying Lego sets, the FBI is sure to deem him a radical threat to the nation.

 

[Vercingetorix]

https://fxtwitter.com/YE0U_M0THICKKA/status/1421198914330402819?s=19

This was a video of what looks like Chris Chan running naked down the street being tased by the police. Looks like it's been removed.

 

[Interchanger]

I guess in his own retarded mind, Brony Con is his last goodbye to any semblance of good times.
Despite how bad it's gotten, it can get worse.

He just wants to get to the brony con, and dance with Magi Chan one last time

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Chris forgot what happens to liars in CWCVille. Good ol' CWCVille justice sounds good right about now.

 

[lanceisbestweapon95]

With Chris out there buying Lego sets, the FBI is sure to deem him a radical threat to the nation.

No man, he's got a taste of the forbidden matre pussy, He cannot be contained anymore, who knows whose mom he'll come after next.

 

[cancermonger]

Null discovered that Chris had stolen $750 out of Barb's bank account and lied about it, so he cancelled the donation money he was sending him and reported this to police.

chris can't help but dig himself into a deeper hole, huh?

someone put steve-o in a cwc outfit in this pic for the occassion

 

[:gold:]

Exactly. Null is doing more than these bastards ever have in their entire lives lmfao.

Null is a good boy, but I understand that he doesn’t want to be Jesus and carry that obese motherfucking cross named Chris-Chan for the rest of his life.

 

[The Last Stand]

Link or archive? Screenshots can be faked. That being said this is very much in the realm of possibility and funny.

Searched their Twitter. It's an elaborate fake. As if the numbers weren't a giveaway.

 

[Bonbon]

The Love Quest continues as Chris tries against all odds to reconnect with his one true love, his mother Barb.

 

[Super Guido]

Chris forgot what happens to liars in CWCVille. Good ol' CWCVille justice sounds good right about now.

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As the supreme dictator of CWCVille, only he is allowed to lie.

 

[pogo]

Chris can't keep a secret. If he was getting laid, he would have bragged about it. He would have tried to make us think that he was seeing a secret gal pal he met online, while making it obvious that he's talking about his mom. He's always thought he could trick people and he's too retarded to keep quiet about anything, why should this be any different?

It wasn't any different, he told a gal pal and wasn't able to keep quiet. The only reason we know is because he talked, just like almost every other time.

 

[David Davidson]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/everything-chris-told-me-about-his-girlfriend.96659/

"And my ally deities guided me to seek her out and make things go further with great effort."
God told me to fuck my mom.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Chris forgot what happens to liars in CWCVille. Good ol' CWCVille justice sounds good right about now.

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We all know CWCVille is a dictatorship where only Chris can do whatever he wants

 

[TattlingTater]

Here, I think some of you need one

 

[AnOminous]

>looks at thread
It can't possibly get worse
>looks away for a single second
>it gets worse

 

[Kimmaay]

fuck everytime i think about it it is so fucking nasty, how are you willingly putting your tongue anywhere close to that moldy china is beyond me.

 

[Pukebucket]

No man, he's got a taste of the forbidden matre pussy, He cannot be contained anymore, who knows whose mom he'll come after next.

The real reason his family turned down taking him in wasn't to avoid the media circus; they're worried they'll be next...

 

[Haint]

> I havr managed to find blessings with the minumum abundance I needed

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

#blessed