Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Fools Idol]

Is this the final evolution of the incel?

 

[Null]

His argument is that because I knew some things I knew all things and because I had some influence I had total control. He should consider suicide.

Ultimately, giving advice to Chris works like this:
"Don't do this thing."
"Ok, I won't."
"If you do the thing, this bad consequence will happen."
"Yes. I understand."
[Chris does the thing.]
"Why did you do the thing?"
"My spirit guides told me to."

 

[MrShekelstein36]

Remember when info on Barb was scarce and pictures of her were even rarer? Remember when she was called Snorlax cuz she was so fat and slept all day?

I want those days back. This timeline makes me sad. Used to be I could laugh at some of the antics while I was at work. Now I can't in good conscious do that.

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

Be honest, do you think Chris was bigger than Bob? Or was he bragging.

 

[Kimmaay]

I was just thinking even if Chris just gets institutionalised, his access to internet and electronic devices will undoubtedly be cut off. i wager there will be flashes of 2009 style Chris rages. I don't know if he will make it without his toys.

 

[swampprince]

There are no insane asylums anymore. They were expensive, had bad PR, and the psychiatric doctrine changed from hiding away genetic fuckups to pretending they could live on their own.

The ideal situation for a Chris-tier autist is a job at Safeway, a small apartment or group care home, and a tard wrangler to help make sure clothes are washed and the toilet isn’t plugged. That is the absolute ideal. But Chris won’t get it. Why? He’s a sociopath and a shizo. It is not the tard wrangler’s job to suffer through abuse and excuses, you either follow the treatment plan or everyone involved throws up their hands and says “lol nope”.

America’s streets are overflowing with the kind of person Chris is. And nobody cares. There are no asylums, there are no workhouses. Those went away decades ago, to be replaced with a culture that almost worships urban decay and mental illness.

There are still state hospitals. Unfortunately, Virginia reduced their bed capacity recently because the conditions were incredibly unsafe.

 

[Fart]

Well, you weren’t wrong. @Mariposa Electrique

 

[Elysian]

I keep imagining Chris at his trial or police interrogation or whatever saying the Bill Clinton “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” line and it’s really funny lmao

 

[Danger]

Me: You know, 2014 really was rock bottom for Chris. His life can't possibly get any worse than it was during the house fire fallout, Gamestop arrest, etc.

Chris in 2021: Hold my Fanta.

See, we didn't call anyone and now look what's happened.

 

[AmazingEagle]

No, he isn't. In fact, he and this entire situation is getting worse.

The shit sundae can't get any worse.

 

[Eurasian Lynx]

BAAAAAAAARRRRB

 

[Niggernerd]

Bold of you to assume that Chris has the required knowledge to use a firearm.

He's a ace sniper with mace though

 

[BigFatStupidIdiot]

at this point I'm too afraid to read the thread to find out why this has jumped up 500 pages since yesterday

chris stole 750 dollars from barb and went to the mall so Null called the police

 

[MrShekelstein36]

Agreed, poor dude needs some kvass or something…

Nah, he needs some grappa ice

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Incest is looked down upon

but for how long

 

[Branman65]

He's a ace sniper with mace though

It would be lulzy if Chris shot himself. Imagine the shock images

 

[MrShekelstein36]

Reddit is not sending their best.

Does reddit even have a best?

 

[Beautiful Border]

Saw this post on /tv/. Thoughts?

 

[OfficerBagget]

So this was the merge all along.

 

[The Last Stand]

chris stole 750 dollars from barb and Null called the police

It was literally a one night stand.