Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

I am so incredibly happy, and blessed, and grateful to know that I, a person born with actual autism - could never stoop as ridiculously low, nor end up on the same spot on the spectrum, as Chris Chan. To be born with the ability to tell apart normal from straight up retardation is truly a gift. I'd thank god if he existed, But knowing Chris Chan walks the same earth as us, It's safe to say I'm just super fucking lucky.
 
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turdburger said:
And secondly, the realization that had he not been so fucking stupid as to brag about raping his senile mother to people on the Internet, his abuse of her would probably never have been discovered, which leads me to wonder how many incels living with elderly female relatives with declining mental faculties have got away with this before and continue to get away with it.
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The Lawgiver said:
This thread is 17 pages long but after reading the OP this shit stood out to me intensely.Mention of "ally deities" telling him to seek her out is 100% smelling of him being coaxed into thinking incest is ok by third parties in a manner similar to the ideaguys shit but infinitely worse and 100x more horrible.
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The man literally went out and bought a book to better help him rape his 80 year old mother.

He knew what he was doing was wrong, to the extent that he tried to hide the fact that he was fucking Barb when bragging to Null.

But nah! This can’t be sweet, little Chris’s doing! Surely some mean trolls coaxed him into it!

JFC people. All the cope in the world won’t change facts here.
 
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Uncle Meat said:
How long until Chris tries to sell autographed copies of "Sex and Disabilities". For an extra $20, he'll draw Sonichu and Snorlax for you!
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“Genuine used condom, used by a goddess on his romp in the hay!

Comes with certificate of authenticity signed by Christine Weston Chandler, creator of Sonichu and Rosechu!

25$!

(NO HAGGLING!)”
 
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At first I was in disbelief to think anyone would want to rape their 80 year old mom seemed insane even for someone like Chris, I thought it was a trollop or maybe trolls tricked him into preforming sex acts on his mom like maybe her vagina will stop working if you dont help her trust me im a doctor kind of shit. Then Null releases this conversation about how he had been with a woman fitting Barbs description for about a month and how they would have intercourse. No denying this is all Chris, what a monster.
 
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How'd the rolling stones put oh so many years ago?

"Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate!"

Boss has washed his hands of chris and whatever happens to him from this point on he's own his own wether it's stuggling to survive living in a car for the next week till either he's given the house back or formally arrested and charged with elder abuse, sexual assault, and whatever else Greene County can slap him with.
 
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She’s not even average looking for an old woman, or an Oedipus complex. Let alone sexy.
 
What if it turns out that 2020 never really ended?

Chris won’t get prosecuted since he’s a disabled transwoman, Barb is judged to be in full control of her faculties, and they start an Onlyfans as soon as they’re back on 14 Branchland Ct?!
 
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