Revenge of the Cis / ROTC / Mersh / Mike Schiele / Terrorsperg / Royce Lopez / Hippojuicemedia / More Like Radio - The self described "Multimedia News Insurgency", who can dish out the heat, yet struggle to take it. Jews and criticism are their Kryptonite. Guest staring Porsalin as "gayman50."

[Ged!]

Mersh wiggerposting about it on twitter:

 

[Pigtoad]

Poor Mersh. He gets publically humuliated by Baked and then Mersh's car gets towed.

 

[Local Fed]

Mersh should really join the weight loss challenge that Null is/was involved in.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

Cow crossover: Baked Alaska runs into Mersh:
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I'm not gonna pretend that Mersh should have fought Baked Alaska on the streets of Tampa like a dumb nigger, but he does look like one hell of a bitch here.

Holy shit. He just waddles away like a scared little penguin

Baked is a pussy, but mogs the mershmellow

 

[MySonDavid]

I love that this guy is late to his own show every single night. 25% of the time he cites his shitty car as the reason, the remaining 75% is because he is at the gym getting yoked. He should have brought his desk out with him to hide that gunt under.

 

[JustStopDude]

Look at those gym gains. Keep it up, big guy!
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Did his mother dress him?

This is the kind of shit I wear to mow the lawn. Or like go to a flea market.

I cannot imagine being older than 22, and dressing like this to spend a night on the town.

 

[Ged!]

25% of the time he cites his shitty car as the reason

To be fair, he drives a beemer. When he says he's having car trouble, I'm tempted to believe him.

Still, his show starts pretty late EST. What he's doing out at 9pm florida time when he has a show is beyond me.

 

[Rekkington]

Look at those gym gains. Keep it up, big guy!
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Dude just start wearing hoodies at this point.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Dude just start wearing hoodies at this point.

The classic Owen Benjamin fat guy look

 

[LeAnnoyingKiwi]

Look at those gym gains. Keep it up, big guy!
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Mersh and Royce obviously have a comparable BMI at a glance, but Royce looks more or less like a normal fat guy. Mersh though... there's something sort of grotesque about his gut that I can't quite put my finger on. He almost looks closer to a pregnant woman than your usual fat tub of shit. The waddling gait doesn't help either. He's lucky that he streams (as far as I can tell) exclusively from seated angles. Not everyone would be able to hide that much fat successfully.

 

[Mr Moonface]

More cope:

Warski replies:

 

[Snappy Jappy]

More cope:

Mersh Copes

Warski replies:

Warski Copes

It's funny watching Mersh frantically trying to control the narrative as he runs away from fighting Baked Alaska

"Baked Alaska is a pussy who wont fight!" - says Mersh while running away from the fight

Yikes...

It's obvious Mersh is too much of a pussy to agree to a fight. What Baked is going to need to do is walk up to Mersh in Tampa and then slap his ass like that Patriot Prayer guy did once and watch Mersh sperg out and cry

 

[tantric_depressive]

Mersh is the one wearing the "Strike First" tshirt, he probably got triggered af by looking at his own chest the rest of that night, wishing he had the courage to do just that

 

[Angry Shoes]

There’s a distinct difference between someone confidently walking away from a fight because it isn’t worth their time and someone walking away with their tail between their legs. This is the latter.

Also the wigposting saying he’d fight him if he saw him again is beyond parody.

 

[Sammich]

There’s a distinct difference between someone confidently walking away from a fight because it isn’t worth their time and someone walking away with their tail between their legs. This is the latter.

Also the wigposting saying he’d fight him if he saw him again is beyond parody.

He will TOTALLY do this thing he claimed was stupid. I thought it was a bad idea then, but I will totally wreck his shit if i ever see him again. If baked had a drop of intelligence, he would confront him. You know mersh isn't gonna do a fucking thing but stand there and seethe, or waddle away.

 

[tantric_depressive]

These "Mersh in the wild" clips are always great. I hope they one day become a viral genre & we get many many more to enjoy!

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Mersh and Royce obviously have a comparable BMI at a glance, but Royce looks more or less like a normal fat guy. Mersh though... there's something sort of grotesque about his gut that I can't quite put my finger on. He almost looks closer to a pregnant woman than your usual fat tub of shit. The waddling gait doesn't help either. He's lucky that he streams (as far as I can tell) exclusively from seated angles. Not everyone would be able to hide that much fat successfully.

They both look like corpses found after a week in a pond.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Like clockwork, Mersh continues to make the same mistakes lol.
>tweeting everything that crosses his mind despite saying he's going to stop
>problem with the bmw
>being completely unreasonable and competent in a business transaction

The man is INCAPABLE of self awareness. I don't know exactly how much he's spent on this BMW, but I know he's at least put as much into as he bought it for. I love how he just can't help but tell us about every stupid thing he does.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Mersh reminds me of the wiggers I knew in High School that would always, always, ALWAYS make the wrong decision. Sometimes out of spite, sometimes due to lack of intelligence, and sometimes to get laid, but they just couldn't help being total morons.

Then they grew up and became respectable adults with families, jobs, and stability. They grew up.

Mersh is stuck in that mindset.

Its a shame too because Royce seems like such a chill dude you'd like to have a beer with. Mersh, I wouldn't want to be in the same room with him.

EDIT:

Cow crossover: Baked Alaska runs into Mersh:
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I'm not gonna pretend that Mersh should have fought Baked Alaska on the streets of Tampa like a dumb nigger, but he does look like one hell of a bitch here.

JESUS Mersh is fat! I guess seeing him only from the head and upperbody hides a lot of it on the show, but this motherfucker looks like he lives on a diet of marshmallows and fried chicken. I thought Royce was the fat one, but looking at that clip, I think Mersh might be the fatter of the two, and Royce carries that fat guy look much better.

 

[Rekkington]

Like clockwork, Mersh continues to make the same mistakes lol.
>tweeting everything that crosses his mind despite saying he's going to stop
>problem with the bmw
>being completely unreasonable and competent in a business transaction

The man is INCAPABLE of self awareness. I don't know exactly how much he's spent on this BMW, but I know he's at least put as much into as he bought it for. I love how he just can't help but tell us about every stupid thing he does.

There's multiple levels of "who gives a shit" about this, the primary one being who gives a shit about a bad experience on a 1:1 internet marketplace, a close second being who gives a shit about a seller who appears to be doing you a fucking favor by ensuring that the purchase works with his car to avoid anyone having to deal with an angry return. I don't know the details on the listing but it sounds like the seller asked for something Mersh just overlooked.

Mersh reminds me a lot of the women I would work in offices with, they would just announce their problems to nobody in particular and bitch into the air, hoping that some other woman would catch it and ask her more about it.