Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[cancermonger]

i

im the source, its real.

and I'm president joe biden

 

[anon4890201]

im the source, its real.

The burden of proof rests on you.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Didn’t Bob say that he couldn’t get Chris to grasp the concept of other places existing outside of Greene County?

Yeah he did, iirc, and now he’s dead and his retarded son is probably gonna go yo jail for raping and stealing from Barb.

 

[Nointey]

and I'm president joe biden

incorrect, chris would've molested you by now

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

i

im the source, its real.

1. What sparked this conversation with you and Chris? What was edited out of the audio?

2. Why did you delete your IG?

 

[Fapcop]

Was Chris doing this to barb for any outside reason. Like did someone make him believe he had to do this for the merge or something like that?

His penis convinced him it was necessary.

 

[wanddumpster]

Didn't Espeon say that Buffalo Bill was the source, though?

 

[Childe]

Not at all, he always refers to her as "Barb" or "Barbie", but when they're alone he apparently refers to her as "love"

Can you do anything to prove you are who you say you are or do you just want attention? Because right now we just have your word to take you on and people love coming here to lie.

 

[Treblinkachu]

he did NOT tie her up correctly, he informed me that he needed to take her to a chiropractor afterwards bc of the weird position she was in. The ropes also broke

Oh okay thanks for catching me up. Chris is doing bondage with his mom now, okay.

This is pretty minor but, uh, you generally don't put ropes around the neck in BDSM unless you seriously know what the fuck you're doing. So I guess Chris is sort of like, really lucky he's not getting charged with strangling his mother to death during this rope play fantasy.

 

[cancermonger]

Didn't Espeon say that Buffalo Bill was the source, though?

This is all he said/she said. I don't believe a word of this bullshit till I see proof

 

[dramamine]

i'd like to submit this exact method of treatment into consideration for whatever poor soul will be tasked with trying to fix chris once they catch him and put him in a room. what if it fixed him?

 

[MarkIV]

odds on this being Barbs' first lesbian encounter?

odds on it being her last ?

 

[LocalFireDept]

I've been reserving saying anything until there was anything truly damning Chris outside of the audio logs, but Null's CONFIDENTIAL UPDATE straight from his conversations with Chris is the smoking gun to me on top of everything else now given context by that.

I've been here since before it was Kiwi Farms. I was lurking far before that and following the original sagas as they unfolded when Chris was a novelty on 4chan, which ultimately crystalized what a lolcow and "internet people watching" truly is to me. I'm not sure any of us could have done anything to avert this. We can pretend maybe the all the trolling early on made Chris less agreeable to seeking help, but he had always done monumentally stupid and fucked up shit unprompted regardless of any trolls and was rarely cooperative or receptive to any therapy. I just can't help but wonder how the fuck it ended up like this.

When he ends up in court once again, if they don't treat him with kid gloves this time, then it very well might be the end of the saga. The best outcome for Chris is that he ends up with a suspended sentence and is forced to be completely self sufficient in some way, possibly with some sort of tugboat from somewhere and a social worker to tardwrangle him, since there's a snowball's chance in hell he is allowed within 10 miles of Barb. I don't expect Chris to be able to not break the terms of probation even if this "ideal" outcome would happen. In the worst case he's going up the river for God knows how long. Either way, he almost certainly will be a registered sex offender and that is going to limit a lot of what he can do, for all that it matters.

He'll be shitting himself and doing nothing, the question is where and by what consequence.

 

[penny for your thots]

I can’t believe some of you can just take a random ass person on their word like this lmao

 

[Snom Clubber]

a troon spirit bomb with the power of all trannies & autists combined, Chris will destroy us all

We can only hope.

 

[Iamthatis]

His penis convinced him it was necessary.

I’m being serious. It excuses nothing he’s done but I can’t shake the notion that someone else played a part in it. He was to quick excited almost to tell the skank in the audio leak. i believe in the bumblebees!

 

[jallsballs]

Oh okay thanks for catching me up. Chris is doing bondage with his mom now, okay.

This is pretty minor but, uh, you generally don't put ropes around the neck in BDSM unless you seriously know what the fuck you're doing. So I guess Chris is sort of like, really lucky he's not getting charged with strangling his mother to death during this rope play fantasy.

those texts are very clearly fake

 

[три черепа]

This is the most convincing nofap thread I have read.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Can you do anything to prove you are who you say you are or do you just want attention? Because right now we just have your word to take you on and people love coming here to lie.

I'll vouch for him, we met on grindr

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Man, I just wanted to laugh at funny guy making kiddie comics and being catfished...