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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
The rescue team has the perfect opportunity to rescue a trans woman in distress from Ruckersville
They make a song and dance about rescuing vulnerable trans women because it's good for their grift.

Even assuming they were willing to live with Chris-Chan (who is prone to immensely autistic outbursts, has terrible personal hygiene and never lifts a finger, plus is one of the most nototious figures in internet history - even Kevin would be preferable to live with because he doesn't sperg out), there is no way "we moved in a piece of shit who was raping his dementia addled mother and then removed from his home under court order" would play well from a PR perspective. Best case scenario they don't mention who he is and just say they rescued someone, but Chris is incapable of keeping schtum.

Also if you've got a pending felony case are you allowed to cross state lines? 🤔
 
Are any of them smart enough to even consider this being an issue?
Don't make the mistake of assuming these people are retards. They make stupid decisions out of ignorance and/or ideology, but they're still smart enough to have kept themselves alive and the grift going this long. They're disgusting, they're pathetic, they're deluded, they're dishonest, but Penny at least (the only one who matters when it comes to their actions as a group) is intelligent enough to have avoided major trouble so far.
 
Don't make the mistake of assuming these people are retards. They make stupid decisions out of ignorance and/or ideology, but they're still smart enough to have kept themselves alive and the grift going this long. They're disgusting, they're pathetic, they're deluded, they're dishonest, but Penny at least (the only one who matters when it comes to their actions as a group) is intelligent enough to have avoided major trouble so far.
Didn't they take in a pedophile? Surely Chris Chan raping his mother is a less egregious offense than raping a child?? What is the attitude from the tranny community overall on Chris? Do they reject him or begrudgingly see him as one of their own on principal? The main drama thread had some wikipedia editor try to shout down anyone that didn't respect Chris's pronouns so I'm assuming this is a case of him being recognized as another oppressed LGBT member.
 
Didn't they take in a pedophile? Surely Chris Chan raping his mother is a less egregious offense than raping a child?? What is the attitude from the tranny community overall on Chris? Do they reject him or begrudgingly see him as one of their own on principal? The main drama thread had some wikipedia editor try to shout down anyone that didn't respect Chris's pronouns so I'm assuming this is a case of him being recognized as another oppressed LGBT member.
The LGBT (well, mostly the T) have one big problem with Chris-Chan. At the same time, they're trying to repudiate him and his actions as non-representative of trans people in general, and defend his pronouns as a trans person. They can't defend his actions, and they can't deny his trans status because that would be transphobic.

It's like black activists saying "we repudiate the horrifying actions of this black man and we strongly state that he does not represent all black people", and on the same breath saying "we stand in complete solidarity with this black man".

It's really funny to watch, actually.
 
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Didn't they take in a pedophile? Surely Chris Chan raping his mother is a less egregious offense than raping a child?? What is the attitude from the tranny community overall on Chris? Do they reject him or begrudgingly see him as one of their own on principal? The main drama thread had some wikipedia editor try to shout down anyone that didn't respect Chris's pronouns so I'm assuming this is a case of him being recognized as another oppressed LGBT member.
Nah, there was a troon who was imprisoned for being a child trafficker who hit them up, but he never moved in.

Up until now the terminally online trans community considered Chris a weirdo - that doesn't mean much when their community is infested with diaperfurs - but primarily a victim. Contrapoints even cited him in a video. Right now on Twitter there's a bunch of people going "Regardless of what Christine has done, you should never misgender a trans woman" and a bunch of our own lolcows are saying to ignore anything posted about him here because this is supposedly a neo-nazi website that makes stuff up (despite a voice recording of Chris, Chris admitting that he did it when questioned, Barb being taken to an elder care facility and Chris being issued with an EPO and banned from the house... an EPO which he's already violated by stealing $750 from Barb).

It's like with Byuu's "suicide" or Aimee Challenor's paedophile network. Facts don't matter, if they see someone criticising a troon they'll circle the wagons rather than condemn them, and aim to discredit their critics in one fell swoop.

That said I still 100% believe that the Tranch won't touch this with a bargepole, even if Kevin is sticking up for Chris on Twitter.
 
The LGBT (well, mostly the T) have one big problem with Chris-Chan. At the same time, they're trying to repudiate him and his actions as non-representative of trans people in general, and defend his pronouns as a trans person. They can't defend his actions, and they can't deny his trans status because that would be transphobic.

It's like black activists saying "we repudiate the horrifying actions of this black man and we strongly state that he does not represent all black people", and on the same breath saying "we stand in complete solidarity with this black man".

It's really funny to watch, actually.
Parts of the community's capable of figuring out that their community has predators.

It's the idea that somebody might lie about having dysphoria that seems to be hard for them to grasp, and on a level I do get it. One of the best depictions of what it's like to experience dysphoria is a horror short that freaks people out. (It also pretty much explains why surgery was ever on the table.) I can understand why somebody who's more of a normie would have trouble understanding why somebody would fake this shit.

Luckily us New Zealand agriculturalist have tons of munchie lolcows making sure we're aware that there is nothing a munchie won't (attempt to) fake.
 
Parts of the community's capable of figuring out that their community has predators.

It's the idea that somebody might lie about having dysphoria that seems to be hard for them to grasp, and on a level I do get it. One of the best depictions of what it's like to experience dysphoria is a horror short that freaks people out. (It also pretty much explains why surgery was ever on the table.) I can understand why somebody who's more of a normie would have trouble understanding why somebody would fake this shit.

Luckily us New Zealand agriculturalist have tons of munchie lolcows making sure we're aware that there is nothing a munchie won't (attempt to) fake.
Suffering from dysphoria hasn't even been a required step in being transgender for a while now (as a result of the whole tucute-vs-truscum war). It certainly nets you oppression points, which is why 99% of them claim they have it. They often end up inducing it upon themselves, too, but it's not necessary to begin with.

The transgender community has hammered so hard on everything being "valid", that they cannot dismiss anyone's claim to transgenderism, for any reason. Because of that, and because of the community's pervasive siege mentality, they must always step in to defend other people who identify as transgender. Since "trans women are real women", calling Chris-Chan a guy is exactly the same as calling Scarlet Johansson a guy. And since they believe respecting pronouns is a literal human right and not an earned benefit, they have to keep screaming about it.

So, none of this matters. Dysphoria doesn't matter. Looks don't matter. Actions don't matter. A crazy old white man with a big bushy beard ranting about how black people are literally wild animals would still have people demanding his pronouns be respected so long as he called himself "Samantha", even as they try to get the man burned at the stake. The only thing that matters is self-identification.
 
Admitting that Chris is pretending to be trans would mean admitting that that happens, which they will never allow because their pretend movement will fall apart - right now it's still considered very naughty and alt right to suggest people would do that.

It's especially obvious in how they treat detrans people, who immediately go from pwecious twans to horrible cis invader.

They've backed themselves into a corner where their only defence is 'chris would NEVER do that and null has hacked his account to say so' and it's so funny to watch.
 
Suffering from dysphoria hasn't even been a required step in being transgender for a while now (as a result of the whole tucute-vs-truscum war). It certainly nets you oppression points, which is why 99% of them claim they have it. They often end up inducing it upon themselves, too, but it's not necessary to begin with.

The transgender community has hammered so hard on everything being "valid", that they cannot dismiss anyone's claim to transgenderism, for any reason. Because of that, and because of the community's pervasive siege mentality, they must always step in to defend other people who identify as transgender. Since "trans women are real women", calling Chris-Chan a guy is exactly the same as calling Scarlet Johansson a guy. And since they believe respecting pronouns is a literal human right and not an earned benefit, they have to keep screaming about it.

So, none of this matters. Dysphoria doesn't matter. Looks don't matter. Actions don't matter. A crazy old white man with a big bushy beard ranting about how black people are literally wild animals would still have people demanding his pronouns be respected so long as he called himself "Samantha", even as they try to get the man burned at the stake. The only thing that matters is self-identification.
And look at where that has landed them. Their logic for it is pretty much what I'd expect of anybody who just somehow missed the memo that people will like about anything--munchies are functionally proof of that. The whole reason they hammered so hard on everything having to be 'valid' is because "How are you supposed to know how somebody else feels?"

Maybe by watching their behavior, and seeing how much their actions match up with what they are claiming?

If you don't have any standards for inclusion into your group, you will get every single fucking predator who thinks it'll make their lives easier. If you're going with self-identification? You're going to have some guy throwing on a dress, insisting his name is "Samantha" and she is a heckin valid transwoman, because he wants to be free to go into women's spaces and harass people.

It's why what @alpaca amhole says is true: They have defined things in such a way that they cannot admit on the whole that people could lie about being trans. (With Chris? I actually will agree with "too much of a dumpster fire to call"--he likely sincerely believes he is a woman, but...that's kinda...at least Chris believes he's something that exists this time? 🤷‍♀️)
 
Suffering from dysphoria hasn't even been a required step in being transgender for a while now (as a result of the whole tucute-vs-truscum war). It certainly nets you oppression points, which is why 99% of them claim they have it. They often end up inducing it upon themselves, too, but it's not necessary to begin with.

The transgender community has hammered so hard on everything being "valid", that they cannot dismiss anyone's claim to transgenderism, for any reason. Because of that, and because of the community's pervasive siege mentality, they must always step in to defend other people who identify as transgender. Since "trans women are real women", calling Chris-Chan a guy is exactly the same as calling Scarlet Johansson a guy. And since they believe respecting pronouns is a literal human right and not an earned benefit, they have to keep screaming about it.

So, none of this matters. Dysphoria doesn't matter. Looks don't matter. Actions don't matter. A crazy old white man with a big bushy beard ranting about how black people are literally wild animals would still have people demanding his pronouns be respected so long as he called himself "Samantha", even as they try to get the man burned at the stake. The only thing that matters is self-identification.
Nah, there was a troon who was imprisoned for being a child trafficker who hit them up, but he never moved in.

Up until now the terminally online trans community considered Chris a weirdo - that doesn't mean much when their community is infested with diaperfurs - but primarily a victim. Contrapoints even cited him in a video. Right now on Twitter there's a bunch of people going "Regardless of what Christine has done, you should never misgender a trans woman" and a bunch of our own lolcows are saying to ignore anything posted about him here because this is supposedly a neo-nazi website that makes stuff up (despite a voice recording of Chris, Chris admitting that he did it when questioned, Barb being taken to an elder care facility and Chris being issued with an EPO and banned from the house... an EPO which he's already violated by stealing $750 from Barb).

It's like with Byuu's "suicide" or Aimee Challenor's paedophile network. Facts don't matter, if they see someone criticising a troon they'll circle the wagons rather than condemn them, and aim to discredit their critics in one fell swoop.

That said I still 100% believe that the Tranch won't touch this with a bargepole, even if Kevin is sticking up for Chris on Twitter.
Do you remember when those old Facebook videos of Marjorie Taylor Greene came out? A lot of left-wing commentators started calling her by her maiden name as a sign of disrespect. Just about the tamest, most inoffensive thing you could do to someone you hate as much as we hate Marjorie Taylor. You might have noticed that that stopped pretty quickly. The reason? Because some brainiac figured out, "what if this causes someone to deadname trans people?!" and we just couldn't take such a massive risk. It never ceases to amaze me how much tranny bullshit gets prioritized over anything else within progressive circles.
 
Do you remember when those old Facebook videos of Marjorie Taylor Greene came out? A lot of left-wing commentators started calling her by her maiden name as a sign of disrespect. Just about the tamest, most inoffensive thing you could do to someone you hate as much as we hate Marjorie Taylor. You might have noticed that that stopped pretty quickly. The reason? Because some brainiac figured out, "what if this causes someone to deadname trans people?!" and we just couldn't take such a massive risk. It never ceases to amaze me how much tranny bullshit gets prioritized over anything else within progressive circles.
Some of this is actually why I side with the transmedicalists and consider the AGP/troon contingent to be LARPing/delusional usually White men.

This fits with the normal behavior and priorities of Progressive circles. Yes, they say a lot of things about hating ebil cishet White men and how they're to blame for everything. But they also are clear now that they're ideological descendants of the early 20th century Progressives. You know, the group who embraced people Hitler considered thought-leaders and role-models? They literally produced the model laws that were used to draft the Nuremberg laws, and a lot of the racist laws on the books in the US are thanks to them. (A lot of the racist laws prior to that are best understood from a framework of classism.)

Yes, they make pretty noises about *~*caring*~* for minorities. Some of it's just saying really very bigoted shit using 'nice' words, which is the standard MO for the anti-racism movement--when you get down to it, they're just saying things like "Niggers can't help being ghetto because that's just how niggers are" indirectly. When it comes to Queer issues, of fucking course they choose to side with (usually White) Gay men over everybody else.

Well, until you got troonbians who are pretty much all lying and/or delusional straight men, some of whom are prison gay because huh, natal women don't wanna fuck 'em. And they're mostly White! It's like the wet dream of Progressives.

I mean, a lot of this is super-easy to remember simply from the fact that the entire damn movement started with a sometimes-explicit statement that of course Western Europeans are the pinnacle of Progress with generally a side dish of White Man's Burden being to drag everybody else along while they, of course, continued to show what the pinnacle of correct progress was. The only thing that's really changed is that they do seem to realize that sort of shit isn't socially acceptable to admit to anymore.

That said: I honestly don't believe any of the Tranchers are consciously taking advantage of this. With them it's more that they're a bunch of tards who have stumbled across a grift that works, and gets them the gibs and asspats and privileged and ability to act morally superior to everybody else they want. They don't really understand the moving parts; to them it's just 'press button, (sometimes) get rewards.'

That's why we see the competence levels on the grift; they don't really understand how this works, just that this works. When it completely stops working, it'll take time for that to sink in for them--even if it's absolutely obvious to everybody here that the grift is well and truly tapped out. Over time, some of them might realize that truth and move on.

I expect Kev, at least, will never figure it out. He'll just keep trying, confident that this time there will be a payout!

(Kev would be addicted instantly to slot machines and you know it.)
 
All these autistic kiwis trying to give good advice to the tranch like the farms is their personal consultant and we want them to suceed.

Its like warning someone about the patch of ice over there. If you don't at least shout "hey, there's some ice" you feel a little bad laughing when they slip adn take a pratfall.
 
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