July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

[Likely]

It's not like he's not aware of the farms, the hotel will have wifi, and he has a smartphone afaik. So, it's really likely that he knows that we know that he's at that hotel. Also, good to see Redditors being cringe as usual.

e: hi chris

 

[Anachronistic]

No, it'll be like the end of Falling Down.

The guy at the end of Falling Down realized he was wrong. God himself could come down from Heaven and tell Chris he was wrong and Chris still wouldn't listen.

 

[QueenMegan]

This is disgusting. I hope the authorities do something about this awful reddit site.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Sergeant Jerkhief: Now, let's go meet some nice jerkops. They're good guys. Come on, let's go.

Chris: .... I'm da bad--da troll?

Sergeant Jerkhief: Yeah.

Chris: How'd dat happen? I did everything they told me to. Did you know I draw--I chronicle da adventures of Sonichu? I helped to protect C-197 from Count Graduon. I should be...I should be rewarded for that. Instead they give it to da bad--da trolls and cyberbullies, y'know, dey--dey lied to me.

Sergeant Jerkhief: Is that what this is about? You're angry because you got lied to? Is that why my chicken dinner is drying out in the oven? Hey, they lie to everyone. They lie to the Magikarp. But that doesn't give you any special right to do what you did today. The only that makes you special is...is...uh. Hmm. Let me get back to you on that.

Chris: You know, I got a--got a Curseyehameha in my pocket. You want to...to draw?

Sergeant Jerkhief: Let's not. Let's call it a day.

Chris: Oh, come on. It's... it'll be perfect. Showdown between da jerkop and da troll? Dis will be da best comic ever.

 

[The Midnight Rapist]

I wonder what Cole thinks about all of this...

>Assuming he cares

 

[Glowie]

why would he, as far as he's concerned he's done nothing wrong.

Its all those damn trolls and jerkops at fault, the goddess is infallible! If he's lucky Chris might get crayons in the nut house if he behaves!

 

[White Baby]

Well, at least he's probably having fun.

 

[seri0us]

The guy at the end of Falling Down realized he was wrong. God himself could come down from Heaven and tell Chris he was wrong and Chris still wouldn't listen.

I forgot about that part

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I wonder what Cole thinks about all of this...

Probably is very happy he left his mom

 

[Holiday Special]

Of course Chris went to Richmond. He wants to go back to Manchester High. Either he fucking kills himself in those hallowed halls or he breaks down completely and regresses back into a teenager.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

There are no weens now, only concerned citizens.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Of course Chris went to Richmond. He wants to go back to Manchester High. Either he fucking kills himself in those hallowed halls or he breaks down completely and regresses back into a teenager.

Or Sonichu helps clean the mess while Chris escapes to his "dimension"

 

[Bloody bunny]

Are things gonna turn out like the end of Goodfellas where Chris is frantically looking over his shoulder while helicopters/weens are following his every move?

Niggga I can dream

 

[PlasticOwls]

Don't know if it's been mentioned yet, but rooms at the Regency last minute are $56 on Google rn. That's really cheap, even for a motel in the outskirts of a small city like Richmond.

 

[Fandom Trash]

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A ledditor has been driving around Charlottesville all evening, going from motel to motel and found his car at a crappy motel near the malls

And he's taking up two parking spots?

Chris is an even worst monster than I thought.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Who's going to alert Chris Hansen? He is the vulture that finishes stories like this.

 

[Shart]

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Well, at least he's probably having fun.

Probably heaven compared to the hoard.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

So he ran to Richmond after this…

Like father, like son.

And they both even fucked...

...nah.

Kind of funny that he fled to one of his old Attraction Locations after yet another failed Love Quest.

Those dang dirty social workers.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

A rainbow "COEXIST" sticker?

 

[nertz]

To say nothing of the comedy that must've been Chris checking into the fucking room.

A roach motel on the outskirts of Richmond? They see worse on a daily basis.