Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[GermanPotato]

g) Chris flees to Mexico and starts the fugitive saga.

Desperado-Chan

No, Senor, me namo is RicardA, with an A!
But he probably won't make it over there, don't think Mexico hands out so many asspats as the US do.

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

I just said it is physically impossible to rape someone without an erection.

“The penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.”

An Updated Definition of Rape

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Pretty tough argument saying that females can't rape males, and hands/objects being inserted doesn't count as rape. Kinda irrelevant too, unless you really wana draw lines in the sand over what is 'rape' vs other similar vernacular of physical sexual violence. Long as it's a sex act that results in penetration that one party doesn't want to occur, it's rape. From the PO and number of videos of Barb saying "Let me go" and "Stop", pretty clear she has repeatedly been unwantingly touched by CWC.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Shoutout to Chris from KingCobraJFS!

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I think a competent Prosecutor could easily argue that he's not delusional at all, possibly even by using the plentiful material provided here and on the CWCki. Some of the shit he's done (and pretended to do), seem to imply that he doesn't actually believe in this whole merge bullshit. For example, the lyrics he posted to prove that Michael Jackson was still alive in C-whateverthefuck (I'd link it here if the CWCki was working) are clearly just the product of some song text generator. This implies that he consciously used that song generator to "prove" a part of his merge theology, in turn meaning that he himself is aware that it's not real.

Don't think you understand how delusions really work outside of movies, no offense intended.

He could of used the song generator for example, but to him it would of been explained under a different paradigm than we'd see it. Keep in mind actually delusional people particularly severely ones simply don't care about the rules of reality any more because they aren't in it.

Edit: Remember for insanity shit in courts it is about what the individual in question believed, not what is true.

 

[Beltboy]

Now excuse me, writing those words made me want to stick my fingers in a table saw.

You say that like the technology available these days would make that less of a problem for you.

Table saws can detect if your fingers on them and they retract straight away,

 

[Octavia]

g) Chris flees to Mexico and starts the fugitive saga.

Desperado-Chan

Could you imagine seeing one of those Cartel execution videos in a few years and Chris tortures some random ass druglord while preaching about da merge in perfect Spanish?

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

You say that like the technology available these days would make that less of a problem for you.

Table saws can detect if your fingers on them and they retract straight away,

why must you destroy my dreams of sweet relief

 

[Ed Special]

Imagine for a moment this isnt a fail troll and we really have to explain this to another person over the age of 18

I'm just hoping it's someone too proud to take an L after having a retarded cental point of their argument pointed out, personally.

 

[Easterling]

Unless they're giving her to actually handicapped Jerkops, they're going to do a rape kit on Barbie-chan, and those don't just look for nut. Assuming she hasn't been sexually active for years, there's going to be tearing and other signs.

Now excuse me, writing those words made me want to stick my fingers in a table saw.

By Chris's own admission she said it hurt and he stopped, barb's cunt will be the smoking gun in all of this, as bizzare as it sounds i expect nothing less in this insane ride.

 

[Beltboy]

Could you imagine seeing one of those Cartel execution videos in a few years and Chris tortures some random ass druglord while preaching about da merge in perfect Spanish?

Oh shit

 

[Velvet Glove Iron Fist]

This is extremely wrong. Without going into horrific details, objects insertions and other practices are legally considered rape. Molesters often rape and hurt their victims because they can’t have an erection.

In UK law "rape" requires the use of a penis. The use of some foreign object instead would be classed as "sexual assault by penetration". Not that this has any relevance to Burgerland of course...

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

By Chris's own admission she said it hurt and he stopped, barb's cunt will be the smoking gun in all of this, as bizzare as it sounds i expect nothing less in this insane ride.

What a terrible day to know how to read

 

[Beltboy]

By Chris's own admission she said it hurt and he stopped, barb's cunt will be the smoking gun in all of this, as bizzare as it sounds i expect nothing less in this insane ride.

Smoke coming out of a wrinkly hairy muff serving as the centerpiece of a prosecution against a 40+ manchild with autism.

 

[UngaWunga]

I think a competent Prosecutor could easily argue that he's not delusional at all, possibly even by using the plentiful material provided here and on the CWCki. Some of the shit he's done (and pretended to do), seem to imply that he doesn't actually believe in this whole merge bullshit. For example, the lyrics he posted to prove that Michael Jackson was still alive in C-whateverthefuck (I'd link it here if the CWCki was working) are clearly just the product of some song text generator. This implies that he consciously used that song generator to "prove" a part of his merge theology, in turn meaning that he himself is aware that it's not real.

Your honor, as the chatlogs posted by Tranny Hitler 420 clearly indicate...


No. I don't think anything from here or the CWCki would be admissible in court. They probably don't even need it anyway. I don't think Chris is the type to shut up and wait for a lawyer.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

This has probably been posted ad nauseum, but I think it's important to point it out again. One of the key principles behind Kiwifarms has always been "we don't pozload my negholep". We never interact with lolcows, but we definitely mock, laugh and document their actions. I never understood why Null decided to take Chris under his wing, especially given what a deplorable little shit he is (and his selfishness and self-serving narcissism are well documented).

ADF, Jonathan Sweet, and other of my favourite lolcows are by no means any better, but I've yet to hear about ADF macing a Gamespot employee, trying to run someone over with their car, or raping their demented mother or having as many run-ins with the law as Johnathan Yaniv. ADF isn't harmless, and could probably do harm, but at least the vast majority of the time, he's far too busy larping being a libtard antifa marxist super soldier.

But I think the lesson here is a great one, even for Null, and especially for new kiwifags. Don't interact with the lolcows. Don't try to help them. Don't inject yourself into their lives. They're like animals in a zoo, and should be treated as such, just strange creatures to be gawked at, and laughed at when they fling their feces at the walls and then proceed to eat it. Null is deservedly taking flack for this, and I completely understand why other forums and lolcow-observers are laughing at him. He broke the cardinal rule, and he should have known better.

Having said that, life is about making mistakes and learning from them, and we can all learn, "not to pozload my negholep". Amen! Inshallah and may the Great Bear guide you all!

 

[Beltboy]

why must you destroy my dreams of sweet relief

If you've gotta go for it use a helium bag

 

[WeDrinkRitalin]

Shoutout to Chris from KingCobraJFS!
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Ah, good ol kingcobra here to give us what we need.

Also, as a side note. My friend came across this and says it's all a rouse and that there is no evidence he fucked her. He doesn't think the legit sources are sources and because they cannot be personally vetted as true and honest, that it is all hearsay basically.

He thinks it's made up to make revenue for the kiwi farms, dillion, gibby, geno and "bella".

I dont believe this but I don't see how he thinks it's a planned thing to decieve everyone, lol.

 

[Beltboy]

libtard antifa marxist super soldier.

By this do you mean the Korps?

 

[UngaWunga]

Ah, good ol kingcobra here to give us what we need.

Also, as a side note. My friend came across this and says it's all a rouse and that there is no evidence he fucked her. He doesn't think the legit sources are sources and because they cannot be personally vetted as true and honest, that it is all hearsay basically.

He thinks it's made up to make revenue for the kiwi farms, dillion, gibby, geno and "bella".

I dont believe this but I don't see how he thinks it's a planned thing to decieve everyone, lol.

I envy your friend's ability to believe that.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Ah, good ol kingcobra here to give us what we need.

Also, as a side note. My friend came across this and says it's all a rouse and that there is no evidence he fucked her. He doesn't think the legit sources are sources and because they cannot be personally vetted as true and honest, that it is all hearsay basically.

He thinks it's made up to make revenue for the kiwi farms, dillion, gibby, geno and "bella".

I dont believe this but I don't see how he thinks it's a planned thing to decieve everyone, lol.

"Lolcows are serious business, man."