Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[ButterMyMuffin]

“The penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.”

An Updated Definition of Rape

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Pretty tough argument saying that females can't rape males, and hands/objects being inserted doesn't count as rape. Kinda irrelevant too, unless you really wana draw lines in the sand over what is 'rape' vs other similar vernacular of physical sexual violence. Long as it's a sex act that results in penetration that one party doesn't want to occur, it's rape. From the PO and number of videos of Barb saying "Let me go" and "Stop", pretty clear she has repeatedly been unwantingly touched by CWC.

Actually, my original argument was that Chris should not be able to claim "female" in court because he has a functional penis.

And yes, females can rape males. Males can rape males. Females can rape females and males. And with a foreign object.

But let's be honest. Rape is usually done by a male with a male penis (or a by a male with a foreign object).

 

[Bluemonday]

Imagine being the prosecutor during this assuming this goes to court. Imagine finding the decades of information on Chris his investigation would find at the literal start of that.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

I think a competent Prosecutor could easily argue that he's not delusional at all, possibly even by using the plentiful material provided here and on the CWCki. Some of the shit he's done (and pretended to do), seem to imply that he doesn't actually believe in this whole merge bullshit.

Maybe if given enough time and good will someone could compel a judge to find Chris in possession of a sound mind, but no normy wants to look at, let alone think about Chris long enough to get past the first impression of "unfortunate bullied retard with a screw loose."

 

[Beltboy]

I dont believe this but I don't see how he thinks it's a planned thing to decieve everyone, lol.

If this is all a ruse than I should be able to head to my local tv station and demand a big ass contract because I'm fooling myself with how good I am at acting.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

Hey thread's back

Imagine being the prosecutor during this assuming this goes to court. Imagine finding the decades of information on Chris his investigation would find at the literal start of that.

"So Miss erm.. Chandler. I have extensive information about your life, it seems it all started with a man in a mall mishearing your name."

 

[FailedHope]

I know so many autistic retards who act civil, why is this one specifically so fucking vile?

 

[GermanPotato]

Imagine being the prosecutor during this assuming this goes to court. Imagine finding the decades of information on Chris his investigation would find at the literal start of that.

"Your honor, the prosecution rests indefinitely. I can't take this anymore, I thought about suicide twice over my coffee this morning!"

 

[Octavia]

Jewsh Broke Da Goldn Rule!

Null's problem was being too nice, when you think about it Chris wouldn't be nearly as well known or document without the Farms in one way or another. He's talked about it before on MATI and I can't remember the wording but I believe it was out of some kind of sense of responsibility.
Not really an excuse to break the rule but it's understandable. For all we know he stopped Chris doing some even worse shit, but thats just speculation

 

[WeDrinkRitalin]

If this is all a ruse than I should be able to head to my local tv station and demand a big ass contract because I'm fooling myself with how good I am at acting.

I know, right? How tf could anyone see the whole thread and go: nah, it'd just a ruse to make money. I got so frustrated I just avoided him, lol.

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

Ah, good ol kingcobra here to give us what we need.

Also, as a side note. My friend came across this and says it's all a rouse and that there is no evidence he fucked her. He doesn't think the legit sources are sources and because they cannot be personally vetted as true and honest, that it is all hearsay basically.

He thinks it's made up to make revenue for the kiwi farms, dillion, gibby, geno and "bella".

I dont believe this but I don't see how he thinks it's a planned thing to decieve everyone, lol.

There are two options here:

1) A cabal of highly intelligent retards has created a scheme to make money off of lolcows in some kind of 6D chess farming op that includes refunding GoFundMe money.

2) Chris has, as is tradition at least monthly, done something so fucking atrociously horrible, gross and indefensible that it breaks everyone.

Which do you think is more likely? Because Chris is fucking awful.

 

[UngaWunga]

I know so many autistic retards who act civil, why is this one specifically so fucking vile?

Read Deleuze

 

[Ed Special]

In UK law "rape" requires the use of a penis. The use of some foreign object instead would be classed as "sexual assault by penetration". Not that this has any relevance to Burgerland of course...

And the UK is rapidly becoming a "minority majority" country because they can't stop importing pro-Shariah shitworlders by the literal boatload, so who cares what the laws on their tiny, shitty, increasingly-irrelevant country's lawbooks say? lol

 

[WeDrinkRitalin]

There are two options here:

1) A cabal of highly intelligent retards has created a scheme to make money off of lolcows in some kind of 6D chess farming op that includes refunding GoFundMe money.

2) Chris has, as is tradition at least monthly, done something so fucking atrociously horrible, gross and indefensible that it breaks everyone.

Which do you think is more likely? Because Chris is fucking awful.

I mean, the longer this situation exists, the more information will come out.

Chris is awful, I don't see how fucking his mom is unbelievable but a ruse to get money from internet retards is? Lmao.

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

And the UK is rapidly becoming a "minority majority" country because they can't stop importing pro-Shariah shitworlders by the literal boatload, so who cares what the laws on their tiny, shitty, increasingly-irrelevant country's lawbooks say? lol

I love this left field random edgelord shit.

"I think this is stupid and my only argument is that there are so many niggers!"

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Actually, my original argument was that Chris should not be able to claim "female" in court because he has a functional penis.

And yes, females can rape males. Males can rape males. Females can rape females and males. And with a foreign object.

But let's be honest. Rape is usually done by a male with a male penis (or a by a male with a foreign object).

let's be honest, it's because the retarded (extremist) feminist government in places like the UK doesn't consider females capable of rape, and in the United States, male victims are laughed off at best and assumed to be the perpetrator at worst.
i'll agree with you on one thing, though, sexual crimes should, by default, have a supposed transsexual go to the cell corresponding to their sex, and i want chris to be in men's prison with my entire being

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Imagine being the prosecutor during this assuming this goes to court. Imagine finding the decades of information on Chris his investigation would find at the literal start of that.

- Has your defendant ever claimed to have sex with hi... I mean, her mother?
- No, your honor!
- Objection! The page on CWCwiki says, that...
- Prosecutor, the page on what?
- CWCwiki, your honor!
- Does this person have an entire wiki dedicated to hi... ehm, her life?
- Eh, yes, your honor.
- Oof, judge declares 30-minute break. whispering Fucking internet.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Ah, good ol kingcobra here to give us what we need.

Also, as a side note. My friend came across this and says it's all a rouse and that there is no evidence he fucked her. He doesn't think the legit sources are sources and because they cannot be personally vetted as true and honest, that it is all hearsay basically.

He thinks it's made up to make revenue for the kiwi farms, dillion, gibby, geno and "bella".

I dont believe this but I don't see how he thinks it's a planned thing to decieve everyone, lol.

Don't agree with the "it's made up to make revenue" part, but I definitely think it's more likely that Chris didn't actually have sex with his mother. It's a well-documented behaviour of Chris for him to say to a girl whatever he thinks she wants to hear. What I think has happened is that "Bella" has posed as a boyfriend-free girl, strung Chris along, told him that she's into incest, and then gotten him to say that he's into it too. This is exactly the same kind of bog-standard ops trolls were doing posing as "Kacey" and "Jackie" ten years ago. Chris is always being pushed into saying and doing things he wouldn't normally do if he thinks it will net him a girlfriend, and I don't get why this time would be an exception.

 

[Xenomorph]

Ah, good ol kingcobra here to give us what we need.

Also, as a side note. My friend came across this and says it's all a rouse and that there is no evidence he fucked her. He doesn't think the legit sources are sources and because they cannot be personally vetted as true and honest, that it is all hearsay basically.

He thinks it's made up to make revenue for the kiwi farms, dillion, gibby, geno and "bella".

I dont believe this but I don't see how he thinks it's a planned thing to decieve everyone, lol.

Meanwhile I bet when R Kelly's rape shit came to light and black folks were like "HE DIDN DO NUFFIN" cause they liked his fucking Step in the Name of Love shit.
These are the same people who were pissed people were defending him.

But now that it's about the "Internets favorite weirdo" the same thing is happening. Your friend probably thinks the earth is flat and the shot carries 5g wifi in it.

 

[Ed Special]

Actually, my original argument was that Chris should not be able to claim "female" in court because he has a functional penis.

And yes, females can rape males. Males can rape males. Females can rape females and males. And with a foreign object.

But let's be honest. Rape is usually done by a male with a male penis (or a by a male with a foreign object).

Just take the L, you retarded nigger. You're embarassing everyone here with your "UM ACKCHYUALLY"ing and making yourself look even dumber with your mental gymnastics.

 

[Forte]

I love how many people are throwing out radical theories about what happens next, when none of ya'll could have predicted this.