Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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WeDrinkRitalin said:
I mean, the longer this situation exists, the more information will come out.

Chris is awful, I don't see how fucking his mom is unbelievable but a ruse to get money from internet retards is? Lmao.
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Chris has always been so obsessed with China that any kind of sexual assault was only a matter of time. They've always been gross around their mother, and the two of them have always been way way way too close. She's demented to shit and barely knows her own shoe size.

Chris is also fucking stupid and wouldn't be able to be in on something like this without fucking it up somehow. Can you imagine Chris executing a plan more complicated than going to the shitter?
 
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FailedHope said:
I know so many autistic retards who act civil, why is this one specifically so fucking vile?
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He's not just any autistic retard, he's the autistic retard. You'd have more luck getting struck by lightning than recreating the specific circumstances and coincidences that made him the undisputed king of cows.
 
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Ed Special said:
And the UK is rapidly becoming a "minority majority" country because they can't stop importing pro-Shariah shitworlders by the literal boatload, so who cares what the laws on their tiny, shitty, increasingly-irrelevant country's lawbooks say? lol
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I'd be shocked if I found out UK Law is the only one with this clause. It doesn't fucking matter if it's traditional rape or not, it's still fucking vile.
 
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Beautiful Border said:
Don't agree with the "it's made up to make revenue" part, but I definitely think it's more likely that Chris didn't actually have sex with his mother. It's a well-documented behaviour of Chris for him to say to a girl whatever he thinks she wants to hear. What I think has happened is that "Bella" has posed as a boyfriend-free girl, strung Chris along, told him that she's into incest, and then gotten him to say that he's into it too. This is exactly the same kind of bog-standard ops trolls were doing posing as "Kacey" and "Jackie" ten years ago. Chris is always being pushed into saying and doing things he wouldn't normally do if he thinks it will net him a girlfriend, and I don't get why this time would be an exception.
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I agree on principle but I'm not exactly sure Chris is innocent of all charges. I think the "We had a romp every 3 days" thing Chris keeps going back to raises flags to me as being fake, but with how much he talks about it, I definitely think SOMETHING has happened between him and Barb. All that remains is WHAT exactly happened.


ButterMyMuffin said:
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Can you take your retarded spat somewhere else? I appreciate this thread is already bursting at the seems but the last thing it needs is some autistic arguement about rape.
 
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Forte said:
I love how many people are throwing out radical theories about what happens next, when none of ya'll could have predicted this.
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If you don't get that this is and has been functionally a fandom and engages in all the classic fan behaviors including fan theories and speculation then naturally this will remain baffling. Once you realize that it goes form baffling to just retarded.
 
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UngaWunga said:
If you don't get that this is and has been functionally a fandom and engages in all the classic fan behaviors including fan theories and speculation then naturally this will remain baffling. Once you realize that it goes form baffling to just retarded.
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Oh don't get me wrong, I understand it. I think it's dumb as hell, but I understand it.
 
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Ed Special said:
And the UK is rapidly becoming a "minority majority" country because they can't stop importing pro-Shariah shitworlders by the literal boatload, so who cares what the laws on their tiny, shitty, increasingly-irrelevant country's lawbooks say? lol
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If it's in UK law then there's a decent chance that it's also on the books in former British colonies. Remind me what the United States is? Yes, there was the revolution, but the US still uses the same system of Common Law that the UK does.
 
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N. Gin said:
I'm just imagining Chris being in court. He speaks of Magi-chan guiding his soul before he tries to curse-ye-ha-me-ha the judge while being yanked away by 2 cops as the jury just watches in complete horror at the sheer autism in front of them.
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The day an actual court stenographer has to write the words "Sonichu", "Dimensional Merge" or "dang dirty trolls" is the day I burn everything down
 
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Bluemonday said:
I mean, I distinctly remember well over 12+ years ago people assuming Chris was going one day rape someone, though who that ultimately was I don't think was ever really predicted lol.
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Iirc he has actually spoken of wanting to rape people before.
Like I'm not shocked he did it, I'm just shocked about who he actually did it to.
 
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Beautiful Border said:
If it's in UK law then there's a decent chance that it's also on the books in former British colonies. Remind me what the United States is? Yes, there was the revolution, but the US still uses the same system of Common Law that the UK does.
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To an extent - 250-ish ears is a lot of time for two countries' initially-similar legal systems to drift apart.
 
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Octavia said:
I agree on principle but I'm not exactly sure Chris is innocent of all charges. I think the "We had a romp every 3 days" thing Chris keeps going back to raises flags to me as being fake, but with how much he talks about it, I definitely think SOMETHING has happened between him and Barb. All that remains is WHAT exactly happened.
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I'm hoping he's just touched her lady parts a few times while massaging her, and everything else is delusions and lies to portray himself better. And by better I mean he THINKS talking about going to bone town with his own mother makes him look good or attractive or sexually knowledgeable or SOMETHING to whatever degenerate trolls he's been in contact with.

After reading what he wrote to Null about his 'girlfirend' though... I think it's probably more or less all true, the biggest exception probably being how Barb feels about it all :(
 
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