Incest call (unedited 15 minute version)

[Heinkel]

Somebody leaked these:
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They were heavily derided and claimed to be fake, because no proof and all that.

However, the person who posted these screenshots is the same person who posted the full 15 minute audio.

 

[srrody]

Just listened to the whole 15 minutes and honestly I don’t think that’s Chris, it’s clearly Ian Brandon Anderson.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Somebody leaked these:
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They were heavily derided and claimed to be fake, because no proof and all that.

However, the person who posted these screenshots is the same person who posted the full 15 minute audio ITT

So to me, these screenshots seem genuine then, because it wasn't some random new user who posted them, but someone with access to the full 15 minute audio.

On the other hand, just because the user is genuine and MAYBE the person behind all of this, doesn't mean these screenshots can't be fake. But still, it makes it look much more genuine now...

Main gripe I have with the screenshots is over in the other thread 10anon claimed that Chris had to take Barb to a chiropractor over it. I know they aren't real doctors but I'd hope they'd know enough to wonder how a woman her age did whatever that did to her back.

Edit: Avoiding double posting. @Syntaxion12 I want to be clear the following doesn't absolve Chris in the slightest. But it feels heavily to me like there was some mega troll shit going on with that group and I dont know if any amounts to criminal on their part but I hope they lose sleep.

 

[Syntaxion]

Main gripe I have with the screenshots is over in the other thread 10anon claimed that Chris had to take Barb to a chiropractor over it. I know they aren't real doctors but I'd hope they'd know enough to wonder how a woman her age did whatever that did to her back.

Agreed. This shit both doesn't check out, but at the same time does check out. Like that reply where 10anon replies to himself, as if he forgot to switch accounts. Makes this all seem fake.

But his BDSM screenshots are called genuine by Ternarymercury, who, apparantly, had access to the entire 15 minutes of audio.

So then, which is it? If this user has access to the 15 minutes of audio, are they genuine? If so, they outright claimed the BDSM screenshots are genuine too - so I guess they are then?

Then why did 10anon, the guy who leaked these screenshots, make such weird and out of place comments? Not contacting any admin, not posting proof, replying to himself.

It's all so weird. Null claimed 10anon, that Espeon guy and ternarymercury all just send him that exact same screenshot. Another thing that makes it look weird, but if it's just an elaborate troll, how did they get the entire 15 minutes of audio?

Edit: I just noticed, he even gives credit to 10anon underneath the Youtube video of the 15 minutes of audio:

10anon is the same person who originally leaked the call itself, but there's no proof kiwifarms user 10anon is the same person as instagram leaker 10anon.

But with ternary mercury having access to this shit, while also giving credit to 10anon (iirc his instagram name was a bit different), does that imply both users are the same person?

As for your edit:

Yeah I agree, it doesn't seem like it just happened and they found out about it. The lack of background info as to how this entire convo started seems like good proof of that, something happened before this.

But I wonder how many individuals we're talking about. Fiona, Bella, Ternarymercury, 10anon (kiwifarms), 10anon (instagram), Espeon, how many of those are just the same person?

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

Fiona is obviously not Barb. There are at least three "females" involved in this.
"Fiona" and "Bella" were planning to meet Chris in Seattle for the convention, dance and photo shoot.
Maybe someone more autistic than me would know how to get ahold of a list of con attendees with a Friday only pass. Oh well.

 

[Full Race Replay]

learn2archive faggot.

raw unedited 15 minute clip.

sorry for fucking up the first drop, never really used kiwi farms to this extent before. But I'm dropping the full 15 minute unedited audio recording here. while the entire phone call of 4 hours wasn't recorded, this entire sequence is and more importantly isn't edited. I've tweeted it...

web.archive.org

https://archive.org/details/the-full-unedited-chris-chan-phonecall - mp3

https://archive.org/details/the-full-unedited-chris-chan-phonecall-w-6-sjs-3-zm-8-q - mkv (video uploaded by OP)

big ups.

Local audio:

@ternarymercury , this is 15 megabytes. Learn to code.

 

[Syntaxion]

Fiona is obviously not Barb. There are at least three "females" involved in this.
"Fiona" and "Bella" were planning to meet Chris in Seattle for the convention, dance and photo shoot.
Maybe someone more autistic than me would know how to get ahold of a list of con attendees with a Friday only pass. Oh well.

Could fiona and bella be the same person? Isn't fiona supposedly some weird chick from tiktok who wants to fuck chris? Some people say Bella is some 13 or 14 year old boy, but I doubt that because she doesn't talk like a 13 year old at all.

Edit:

To OP, why did you wait multiple days before posting this? The video was apparantly made days ago, on the 28th

But shit, being made with an Iphone does check out. If you run the original audio through MediaInfo, it says the audio has been fucked with, with a voice changer:

If you look up thevoicechanger, it's an app. For Iphone.

So both of these came from the same source? IDK if metadata like that is removed after a file transfers from place to place (like from youtube to pc to kiwifarms, etc etc)

If they came from the same source, then probably from the original source.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

Could fiona and bella be the same person? Isn't fiona supposedly some weird chick from tiktok who wants to fuck chris? Some people say Bella is some 13 or 14 year old boy, but I doubt that because she doesn't talk like a 13 year old at all.

Like Bella is Fiona's Covid+ persona? Could be lol
I guess it's common to pretend to be multiple people when these big trolls happen? This Seattle convention stuff reminds me of the road trip to save Panda.
I haven't seen the tiktok stuff yet, so I wouldn't know.

 

[Cuntster]

There is one very easy explanation as to why the BDSM screenshots are faked:

Chris is far, far, FAR too lazy to go to all that trouble.

 

[Casual Garbage]

As anyone transcript this audio yet?

 

[A Grey Cat]

When it was praetor making the merge sermon video the camera operator cared so little about chris they ate chips while recording him. Now "Bella" Can't stop suckin on a bong while getting the dirt on chris fucking his mom. FFS you stupid teenagers if you're gonna mess with a retard put the snacks/weed down.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

Alright alright. Here's your autistic transcript. Probably the stupidest thing I've wasted my time on in years. CWC in bold,


So yeah, she's got really... a G-bot. G-spot. 'cause apparently I don't believe her let's just say any of her past boyfriends and ex-husbands they... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really.
Right. Right.
With their dicks. They focus on pleasuring themselves really, as opposed to focusing on her, which that's my focus.
Right? Dude dude yeah. True. For at the convention make sure to have a lot of fun. Push it with Fiona make sure to have a lot of fun with her. Right? Because uh.
Obviously...
'Cause now you're doing this for your mom. I'll be there to watch you guys making sure that nobody is trying to hurt you or do anything. I'll take photos of you two. I'll have just a screenshot or a slideshow of romantic stuff between you guys. Oh, the dance'll be awesome. We can take turns. I'd like to dance with her too and then you guys could take like the slow dance or whatever and uhh.
Well, we'll... well we'll see what we can arrange because she only has the hotel room for the Friday night. And she will want to get home as quickly as possible as she's already made that agreement with her parents and I don't want to mess up
Yeah, her mom is pretty strict about it yeah.
Yeah but obviously if she is going to be heading back home before the Grand Galloping Gala (???)
Oh no. I wanted to dance with her! You guys I thought it'd be so cute because I'm there to protect you guys, right? I wasn't gonna be enjoying the, uh, the festivities with you two but I wanted to take like, make a [something] slideshow and like a memory thingy of you guys together.
Yeah among all the other, uh, [unintelligible] thing for the convention as well.
But how are you doing, Christine? How are you feeling? 'Cause I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about, like, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, y'know consciously who judge, who would judge and y'know there's a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah I can imagine.
Of course.
I'm so sorry about all that stuff.
Well, still, [obscured by coughing] have Magichan and [slurred] to dance with but I uh
You always have them. I'm pretty sure that you like the idea of, um, open relationships, right? But if Fiona really wants to commit and settle down with you would you take that seriously and stop having open relationships?
Umm... well... I would consider but I would really wish I could [something] but obviously
What if, um, like 10 years after she's done with college and you still have a good relationship and she's grown into a beautiful woman, you know, everything, and she says “Christine, I really really really want to settle down with you. I love you from the bottom of my heart” what would you do?
Well... okay well, after she's done with college and she's got herself organized uhhh I'll be HIGHLY HIGHLY likely to miss it for, uh, for this timeline that she DOESN'T meet her sweetheart who will be uhh who will be there for her. Then I would definitely be up for considering.
[Talking over Chris as she's done fifty times already] Why do you think she has somebody else that's better for her?
Well, I uh, I can't reveal too many details I can just uhh only say that she's got-
[Talking over Chris again] Oh is this some uh psychic thingy? Is it- did you look into the future?
Uh, yeeeess.
Oh okay.

[cut in recording]

...That the incest fanfics have come true and shit.
I didn't know there was such a thing! I didn't know there was incest fanfics. Were there? About you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I-I knew that you guys had a good relationship but I always thought 'cause I'm not HUGE on Christory and y'know whatever, I just thought the Sonichu franchise (lol) was very interesting and that's how I, um, got into you. When I was younger, right? But I hadn't any idea that Barbara and you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?
I approached her with care and caution (two things Chris is incapable of in reality)
Mhmm?
And it was a uh... [unintelligible] (Think he's saying “a time for us”?) so I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady and then I – then I approached her positively and let her make the first move. She wanted to do it and she-
Oh she wanted to do it? Really? She made the first move? (shut up bitch this is the important part)
Yeah.
Oh? Oh really? Wow, Barbara. How did she do it if you don't mind me asking? What was the first move?
Uh... uh. I don't remember exactly. But that was her first move but my approach was [clears throat] … eh I forgot exactly what termin- what terminology I used but I approached with care and caution.
That's good
And I was- And I was direct up-front with her for the mostpart.
And how did she respond when you, uh, when you approached her? What'd she say?
[stammering] I don't remember exactly what she said but she, for me, was partially confused at one point but, but she came around, obviously. With more approac- with more approaching that I was doing with her, uh, along the way.
Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, how did, how was the first kiss? You kissed her? How did that feel? Having known this woman for your whole life, how did that feel?
Oh yeah I mean it was simple uhhhhh Lip-l-l liplock lip-to-lip contact but it was actually good, it felt right.
When did you start having feelings for Barbara?
Well, obviously for a little- well, y'know, for a while I even remember mentioning in one of my videos some time ago I had dreams where I- where I had sex with her obviously so...
Really? Yeah.
Yeah, but yeah. That's right. The Oedipus Complex
Oh, Oedipus, that's right. How, if you don't mind me asking. I know this is probably personal y'don't have to answer, but how is the sex?
Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a little while, it took a few tries to get it
Yeah. She's older.
And plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing as I was uh, direct with her. Still direct and nice with her. Make sure that I'm obviously never propose marriage to her at all... cause we're already daughter and... mom.
Yeah mother and daughter. Y'know they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter.

[short cut in recording]

Sorry?
Yeah we've been doing it every... third night and the first night being on June 27th.
Oh, you have a routine? Well I guess you have a stable relationship. Because you know it's not gonna end. If anything happened you'd still be- you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not gonna be explosive breakup right? At least that's comforting.
Yeah. Yeah.
(the hole is talking over Chris again so I don't know what he's stammering out here)
It took me a few nights to figure out what feels right and what didn't feel right and uh-
Does your mother enjoy it?
Yeah. Yeah she's havin' a good time
Oh she's having a good time?
Yeah, especially what we figured out.
Do you guys act more like, uh mother and daughter or do you guys act more like, y'know lovers when... Like say you come home from the supermarket and you see Barbara. Would you say “Hey, sweetheart” or do you say “Hi, mom”?
Yeah... um. I haven't called her “mom” in quite some time now.
Oh really?
Yeah I'm more often calling her “love” at this point.
But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that true right? It's an open relationship?
Yeah- Y- Yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her.
Is Barbara dating anybody else? (lmao)
Uhhhhh.... I think not.
No? But she's fine with you dating other people. Right?
Yeah. She's okay.
Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?
Well-erm uh there's not anything that extravagant, but we do as often as possible eat at the dinner table together.
Yeah.
We haven't been able to much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet after getting a crown on my tooth.
Oh did you?
Yeah. Plus I'm still trying to remember I'm her child, and y'know.
That's right.
But I'm tryin' to encourage her towards the positives and y'know, being like a homemaker.
Knowing you Christine, I think that because you uh I understand that she's mature... and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and has experience and she loves you and you two have a great relationship, but wouldn't you want somebody who's younger right? To keep up more with your energy?
Yeah, obviously. But obviously. If I can obviously find some-
There's Fiona, right? Fiona's very interested in you! She's a super girl.
I know but I have foreseen. I have looked into the future and seen that she's gonna find her better long-term sweetheart on campus.
Fiona? Are you sure? Because Fiona talks to me saying how great you are and how much she loves you, right? Maybe 'cause the future can change, right? With fate?
Ummm. It's a possibility but it's not-
Why don't you try for her? Because I'm sure.. Because Fiona consents on having an open relationship, right? I'm sure you're fine with both of them now. Over time though Fiona REALLY REALLY REALLY adores you and she's a wonderful girl. I text her a lot, we chat. She's never said a single negative thing about you. And she'd be more open to doing stuff like having spa days, getting pizza, going out together y'know and she's newer in the bedroom... but she's willing to do it. She's willing to have fun with you.

(She's steamrolling Chris this whole time so just envision autistic stammering in the background while you read this garbage)

Yes I agree and I appreciate all that but I'm making the short- uh the short time count as best with her.
And plus she's young, she has a lotta time to uh travel, visit you, whatever. And, y'know, you've done long-distance before. Haven't you?
Uhhhh not into long-distance relationships but uh-
Yeah they suck. I know they suck but what's important is that you make a relationship with her now, and that way it'll stay that way forever. And she'll come back to you.
Y-yes it is a possibility, but I am more open... I am thinking on the more higher likelihood and outcomes for this timeline obviously.
A lot of time with your mom. Like, whatever you have left with her. That makes sense, because you don't know how long she has left so you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?
Yeah. Obviously. But I would still want somebody who is younger than me or more close to my age obviously.
You don't want anyone who's younger?
Hmmm. Nah not too many others at this- at this time. But [something I can't make out]

[cut in recording]

...We proceed towards it more slowly.
Sorry, I changed the volume. I have a really bad ear where I got sick. It's hard to hear anything at all.
So, umm, so anyway with everything and the events I was feeling that I uh- really needed a uh- sexual release? And not too many individuals this side of the [something](yard?) were coming out to play here so uhhh. And then everything was coming into good alignment and uhh Emmanuel, y'know, God said it was okay and he just started guiding me towards it.
God said this was okay? Nothing to worry about if God himself said this is fine.
Yeah. And uh I gave it a lot of thought myself and thought “Yeah, I'll take a dive for it” so...
But how did this happen? How did this come about?
Well, from which, just, I was really really horny and I needed a true and honest relationship to come about so... obviously this was one of the best ways to do it. Despite it being one of the uhh I don't want any uhh labels or anything but
Yeah

[recording ends]

@Casual Garbage: See above. Should be highlighted. It's so frustrating that the audio is still cut to pieces. Why are you covering so many of your tracks, 10anon? This was such le ebic troll. What would you possibly want to hide?

I've been trying to figure out why they would wait so long to report this stuff? The face of the call would suggest Bella was waiting for her chance to photograph Chris being creepy with a minor -- and at another Bronycon no less. (Or maybe for Chris to make a video with Barb ) She's very insistent about that commemorative slideshow.

But maybe she decided to wait until the gofundme was close to going through?
According to Null in yesterday's Rekieta Law stream, Chris was still communicating with Bella a day after the leak. Supposedly Chris thinks Bella was hacked. What more could they possible want now that everyone knows Chris is a motherfucker? Could they have been extorting Chris for the gofundme money that's about to get refunded?

 

[Fapcop]

He really has never had true friends, they've mostly all been elaborate troll attempts.

You'd think that after a decade and a half of online harassment that having a public online presence and seeking relationships with "friends" has no potential to work with someone of his status.

Apparently when he was going to those dungeons and dragons meet ups at one of those hobby shops in 2019-ish he had some people therr that apparently could get a long with, inside that place that is.

In all fairness, Chris is utterly incapable of genuine friendships, and on the rare occasion that a non-troll friend shows up, he throws them to the side the minute they refuse to roleplay or act as anything to a prop to Chris’s playacting.

(Just look at some of the interactions he has with real people. He’ll gladly spend 40 minutes talking about his magical rocks, but never actually TALKS with them, beyond the most basic social cues he’s been taught: “How are you? Fine? That’s good!”)

That leaves... Trolls as the only people to ever stay in his circle for any extended period of time. I’d feel bad for the fucker, if not for the fact that this is the life he chose.

He’d rather be “Internet famous” than spend time with some regular geeks/speds offline.

And he’d rather spend time with human props online than people who might have differing opinions or tells him stuff he doesn’t want to hear.

 

[Altera]

Just listened to the whole 15 minutes and honestly I don’t think that’s Chris, it’s clearly Ian Brandon Anderson.

You had me in the first half.

 

[Fapcop]

When it was praetor making the merge sermon video the camera operator cared so little about chris they ate chips while recording him. Now "Bella" Can't stop suckin on a bong while getting the dirt on chris fucking his mom. FFS you stupid teenagers if you're gonna mess with a retard put the snacks/weed down.

I doubt anyone would have the patience to deal with Chris for extended periods of time without some sort of distraction.

Which also party explains why they didn’t come out with the motherfucking earlier.

“Blah blah blah da merge blah blah Magichan told me so blah blah”

“Oh wow Christine yeah that is fascinating!”

“Blah blah let me tell you about each of my magical rocks blah blah”

“Oh really? That is just wow!”

“Don’t interrupt please, dats rude now as I was saying blah blah so I fingered Barb and then fucked her blah blah amathyts da merge blah blah”

I really wouldn’t be surprised if it took a few mentions and transcripts before they figured out what was up.

 

[12 Inch Taint]

the girl in that call sounds like an annoying vapid bitch

 

[The Nameless One]

Alright alright. Here's your autistic transcript. Probably the stupidest thing I've wasted my time on in years. CWC in bold,


So yeah, she's got really... a G-bot. G-spot. 'cause apparently I don't believe her let's just say any of her past boyfriends and ex-husbands they... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really.
Right. Right.
With their dicks. They focus on pleasuring themselves really, as opposed to focusing on her, which that's my focus.
Right? Dude dude yeah. True. For at the convention make sure to have a lot of fun. Push it with Fiona make sure to have a lot of fun with her. Right? Because uh.
Obviously...
'Cause now you're doing this for your mom. I'll be there to watch you guys making sure that nobody is trying to hurt you or do anything. I'll take photos of you two. I'll have just a screenshot or a slideshow of romantic stuff between you guys. Oh, the dance'll be awesome. We can take turns. I'd like to dance with her too and then you guys could take like the slow dance or whatever and uhh.
Well, we'll... well we'll see what we can arrange because she only has the hotel room for the Friday night. And she will want to get home as quickly as possible as she's already made that agreement with her parents and I don't want to mess up
Yeah, her mom is pretty strict about it yeah.
Yeah but obviously if she is going to be heading back home before the Grand Galloping Gala (???)
Oh no. I wanted to dance with her! You guys I thought it'd be so cute because I'm there to protect you guys, right? I wasn't gonna be enjoying the, uh, the festivities with you two but I wanted to take like, make a [something] slideshow and like a memory thingy of you guys together.
Yeah among all the other, uh, [unintelligible] thing for the convention as well.
But how are you doing, Christine? How are you feeling? 'Cause I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about, like, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, y'know consciously who judge, who would judge and y'know there's a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah I can imagine.
Of course.
I'm so sorry about all that stuff.
Well, still, [obscured by coughing] have Magichan and [slurred] to dance with but I uh
You always have them. I'm pretty sure that you like the idea of, um, open relationships, right? But if Fiona really wants to commit and settle down with you would you take that seriously and stop having open relationships?
Umm... well... I would consider but I would really wish I could [something] but obviously
What if, um, like 10 years after she's done with college and you still have a good relationship and she's grown into a beautiful woman, you know, everything, and she says “Christine, I really really really want to settle down with you. I love you from the bottom of my heart” what would you do?
Well... okay well, after she's done with college and she's got herself organized uhhh I'll be HIGHLY HIGHLY likely to miss it for, uh, for this timeline that she DOESN'T meet her sweetheart who will be uhh who will be there for her. Then I would definitely be up for considering.
[Talking over Chris as she's done fifty times already] Why do you think she has somebody else that's better for her?
Well, I uh, I can't reveal too many details I can just uhh only say that she's got-
[Talking over Chris again] Oh is this some uh psychic thingy? Is it- did you look into the future?
Uh, yeeeess.
Oh okay.

[cut in recording]

...That the incest fanfics have come true and shit.
I didn't know there was such a thing! I didn't know there was incest fanfics. Were there? About you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I-I knew that you guys had a good relationship but I always thought 'cause I'm not HUGE on Christory and y'know whatever, I just thought the Sonichu franchise (lol) was very interesting and that's how I, um, got into you. When I was younger, right? But I hadn't any idea that Barbara and you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?
I approached her with care and caution (two things Chris is incapable of in reality)
Mhmm?
And it was a uh... [unintelligible] (Think he's saying “a time for us”?) so I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady and then I – then I approached her positively and let her make the first move. She wanted to do it and she-
Oh she wanted to do it? Really? She made the first move? (shut up bitch this is the important part)
Yeah.
Oh? Oh really? Wow, Barbara. How did she do it if you don't mind me asking? What was the first move?
Uh... uh. I don't remember exactly. But that was her first move but my approach was [clears throat] … eh I forgot exactly what termin- what terminology I used but I approached with care and caution.
That's good
And I was- And I was direct up-front with her for the mostpart.
And how did she respond when you, uh, when you approached her? What'd she say?
[stammering] I don't remember exactly what she said but she, for me, was partially confused at one point but, but she came around, obviously. With more approac- with more approaching that I was doing with her, uh, along the way.
Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, how did, how was the first kiss? You kissed her? How did that feel? Having known this woman for your whole life, how did that feel?
Oh yeah I mean it was simple uhhhhh Lip-l-l liplock lip-to-lip contact but it was actually good, it felt right.
When did you start having feelings for Barbara?
Well, obviously for a little- well, y'know, for a while I even remember mentioning in one of my videos some time ago I had dreams where I- where I had sex with her obviously so...
Really? Yeah.
Yeah, but yeah. That's right. The Oedipus Complex
Oh, Oedipus, that's right. How, if you don't mind me asking. I know this is probably personal y'don't have to answer, but how is the sex?
Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a little while, it took a few tries to get it
Yeah. She's older.
And plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing as I was uh, direct with her. Still direct and nice with her. Make sure that I'm obviously never propose marriage to her at all... cause we're already daughter and... mom.
Yeah mother and daughter. Y'know they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter.

[short cut in recording]

Sorry?
Yeah we've been doing it every... third night and the first night being on June 27th.
Oh, you have a routine? Well I guess you have a stable relationship. Because you know it's not gonna end. If anything happened you'd still be- you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not gonna be explosive breakup right? At least that's comforting.
Yeah. Yeah.
(the hole is talking over Chris again so I don't know what he's stammering out here)
It took me a few nights to figure out what feels right and what didn't feel right and uh-
Does your mother enjoy it?
Yeah. Yeah she's havin' a good time
Oh she's having a good time?
Yeah, especially what we figured out.
Do you guys act more like, uh mother and daughter or do you guys act more like, y'know lovers when... Like say you come home from the supermarket and you see Barbara. Would you say “Hey, sweetheart” or do you say “Hi, mom”?
Yeah... um. I haven't called her “mom” in quite some time now.
Oh really?
Yeah I'm more often calling her “love” at this point.
But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that true right? It's an open relationship?
Yeah- Y- Yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her.
Is Barbara dating anybody else? (lmao)
Uhhhhh.... I think not.
No? But she's fine with you dating other people. Right?
Yeah. She's okay.
Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?
Well-erm uh there's not anything that extravagant, but we do as often as possible eat at the dinner table together.
Yeah.
We haven't been able to much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet after getting a crown on my tooth.
Oh did you?
Yeah. Plus I'm still trying to remember I'm her child, and y'know.
That's right.
But I'm tryin' to encourage her towards the positives and y'know, being like a homemaker.
Knowing you Christine, I think that because you uh I understand that she's mature... and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and has experience and she loves you and you two have a great relationship, but wouldn't you want somebody who's younger right? To keep up more with your energy?
Yeah, obviously. But obviously. If I can obviously find some-
There's Fiona, right? Fiona's very interested in you! She's a super girl.
I know but I have foreseen. I have looked into the future and seen that she's gonna find her better long-term sweetheart on campus.
Fiona? Are you sure? Because Fiona talks to me saying how great you are and how much she loves you, right? Maybe 'cause the future can change, right? With fate?
Ummm. It's a possibility but it's not-
Why don't you try for her? Because I'm sure.. Because Fiona consents on having an open relationship, right? I'm sure you're fine with both of them now. Over time though Fiona REALLY REALLY REALLY adores you and she's a wonderful girl. I text her a lot, we chat. She's never said a single negative thing about you. And she'd be more open to doing stuff like having spa days, getting pizza, going out together y'know and she's newer in the bedroom... but she's willing to do it. She's willing to have fun with you.

(She's steamrolling Chris this whole time so just envision autistic stammering in the background while you read this garbage)

Yes I agree and I appreciate all that but I'm making the short- uh the short time count as best with her.
And plus she's young, she has a lotta time to uh travel, visit you, whatever. And, y'know, you've done long-distance before. Haven't you?
Uhhhh not into long-distance relationships but uh-
Yeah they suck. I know they suck but what's important is that you make a relationship with her now, and that way it'll stay that way forever. And she'll come back to you.
Y-yes it is a possibility, but I am more open... I am thinking on the more higher likelihood and outcomes for this timeline obviously.
A lot of time with your mom. Like, whatever you have left with her. That makes sense, because you don't know how long she has left so you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?
Yeah. Obviously. But I would still want somebody who is younger than me or more close to my age obviously.
You don't want anyone who's younger?
Hmmm. Nah not too many others at this- at this time. But [something I can't make out]

[cut in recording]

...We proceed towards it more slowly.
Sorry, I changed the volume. I have a really bad ear where I got sick. It's hard to hear anything at all.
So, umm, so anyway with everything and the events I was feeling that I uh- really needed a uh- sexual release? And not too many individuals this side of the [something](yard?) were coming out to play here so uhhh. And then everything was coming into good alignment and uhh Emmanuel, y'know, God said it was okay and he just started guiding me towards it.
God said this was okay? Nothing to worry about if God himself said this is fine.
Yeah. And uh I gave it a lot of thought myself and thought “Yeah, I'll take a dive for it” so...
But how did this happen? How did this come about?
Well, from which, just, I was really really horny and I needed a true and honest relationship to come about so... obviously this was one of the best ways to do it. Despite it being one of the uhh I don't want any uhh labels or anything but
Yeah

[recording ends]

Where you have "And not too many individuals this side of the [something](yard?) were coming out to play here so uhhh," the missing part is "Iron Curtain," which is what Chris calls the separation between the real world and toon world. So he's saying that real women weren't exactly jumping at the bit after he solicited sex om Twitter, although it does leave open the possibility that Chris fantasized about fictional women begging for his dick.

 

[Fapcop]

Somebody leaked these:
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They were heavily derided and claimed to be fake, because no proof and all that.

However, the person who posted these screenshots is the same person who posted the full 15 minute audio ITT

So to me, these screenshots seem genuine then, because it wasn't some random new user who posted them, but someone with access to the full 15 minute audio.

On the other hand, just because the user is genuine and MAYBE the person behind all of this, doesn't mean these screenshots can't be fake. But still, it makes it look much more genuine now...

See:

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Nothing can shock me anymore...

After the initial reveal of Chris eating out his mom and going balls deep in her decrepit, cobwebbed snatch, I’m just desensitized and “meh”.

“Oh Chris did BDSM on Barb? That’s nice. Tied her up as a horse and sharted all over her before licking it up, dressed in a Batman costume? Well I guess that happened!”

It’s like having watched one of those ISIS beheading videos, and then have a buddy send you a link to a ten year old Bumfight video. You feel nada.

 

[Altera]

Where you have "And not too many individuals this side of the [something](yard?) were coming out to play here so uhhh," the missing part is "Iron Curtain," which is what Chris calls the separation between the real world and toon world. So he's saying that real women weren't exactly jumping at the bit after he solicited sex om Twitter, although it does leave open the possibility that Chris fantasized about fictional women begging for his dick.

Imagine... Being the god of your own universe, ONLY being able to become a mayor, and still getting turned down by woman in all universes.

 

[idosometimes]

i just spent 14 minutes listening a man in skirt rambling over another man in a skirt who was trying to explain his sexual relationship with his crypt keeper mother.

This is what I have become. I do not condone cursing, but, holy fudge, is this depressing.

Oh, and, it is interesting that Chris actually studied his "how to sex a cripple" book and applied it to his love making with his mush-brained mother.