July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

[A Grey Cat]

You're gonna have a bad time.

It's a beautiful day out side. Flowers are blooming. Birds are chirping and autists like you...


Should be burning in Hell.

Nice touch with the similar threads algorithm

Soon to be 5 dead in hotel shooting in Richmond VA

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

and you thought Chris' parking was bad....

 

[Basketball Jones]

Good morning Kiwi Fam!
So did Chris get lynched during the night?

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

Good morning Kiwi Fam!
So did Chris get lynched during the night?

I'M WORKIN' ON IT!!!

 

[Danger]

Chances the bank blocked the account?

Slim to none. From what I understood was Null said he saw other transfers from Barb's account to Chris' in the transaction history.

Sure Null called the cops about the 750, but who called the bank? Its been what 48 hours? The cops may have called the bank, but they might not have.

My educated guess would be there are likely no restrictions on the bank account unless Barb reported it to the bank herself. At best there might be a stop on transfers to Chris' account but I really doubt it unless Barb is proactively trying to do something about it.

Its an online banking transfer initiated, most likely, using Barb's log in credentials.

I get the elder abuse, I just see lots of complicating factors since it sounds like she has been letting Chris access and manage this account.

If I worked for her bank, this call would make me sad.

 

[Emo Crow]

Oy fucking vey.
Also, talk about shitty parking.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Whelp I know you can’t DoorDash legos, god knows that would make money though. Imagine being Fourth Boy *clicking sounds* fresh from Nigeria and delivering McDonald’s and legos to that motel

 

[Techpriest]

Chances the bank blocked the account?

There’s a lot of legal stuff that goes into restricting access to a bank account, especially if it’s a joint account between Barb and Chris. If the police aren’t involved, then the whole thing will have to start with a SAR, and I don’t think this would qualify internally as a SAR worthy thing. Now if you contacted their bank and said that Chris might be violating an EPO through taking the money, that could get the ball rolling but it’s equally likely they’ll do nothing since you’re not law enforcement and you’ll have to produce proof of the violation. Not speculation, legal proof. And the bank might just still tell you to fuck off until you’ve got a court order.

 

[Game master arino]

>Redditors leaked the text
>Redditors found his car
>Redditors found his hotel

But... I thought reddit was CRINGE
Did you lie to me kiwis...

 

[A Grey Cat]

Is Chris Getting better? Up yet and spending the last of the money he took from his sweetheart at them mall he met Lenard bearstien at?

 

[FamicomGorby]

I gotta say... For all my bitching at reddit fags, I really hope he’ll get recognized in the mall. And that it’ll be on video!


Also: If its not too much to ask for Godbear... Could you make it a big black man recognizing him?!


I really want to see a video of Tyrone yelling out: “Yo! Aren’t you that sick mohfucka who fucked yo 80 year ol mama?! Watchafuck is wrong wif you?!”

Followed by everyone stopping what they’re doing and staring at Chris, who freezes in fear and sharts himself, Before waddling out in shame, the brown stain growing on his tights.

They should also be wearing a pickle suit, for old times sake.

 

[AssignedEva]

Why is he even in Richmond? I'm genuinely beginning to wonder if he has something...perculiar planned.

I think it's probably as simple as "I can't go in my house to play with my toys, so I'll go somewhere with lots of toy shops". The mall in Charlottesville has a GameStop, but he's banned from there. Meanwhile Richmond is the state capitol and is a city of 200,000 so there's loads of shops for Chris to peruse.

There's possibly also the aspect of motels in Charlottesville knowing who Chris is. Hoteliers often phone around to warn each other about problem guests (see: why Rainfurrest failed) and while Charlottesville is a city of 45,000 people I would assume a lot of them have at least heard of Chris since he's such a distinctive local figure (and so probably don't want to let him book a room, knowing how he is). Not such an issue in a big city over an hour's drive away.

I guess there's also the angle that Chris used to live and go to school in Richmond as a child and autists like familiarity. The nearest city to Charlottesville is probably Waynesboro but I afaik Chris has never been there, and likewise random motels along the interstate aren't places he's used to. As other people have noted, he's also in a motel opposite the Regency Square Mall, where he was rechristened Christopher in the Build-A-Bear workshop - so maybe proximity to that mall is comforting to him.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Yes. He plans to go to the mall and buy stupid crap because that's what he always does and he doesn't have access to his toys for 5 days. The Regency mall is apparently bigger than fashion square. Those are his devious plans.

Regency is pretty much barely functioning as a mall now. Of course, Chris didn’t know that probably, and expected it to look like 1989 still. Hell, he probably still thinks the gal pals live nearby.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

>redditors on the ground stalk and harass a mentally disabled rapist

I feel like this will end with at least one dead redditor when police come to the scene

 

[Danger]

There’s a lot of legal stuff that goes into restricting access to a bank account, especially if it’s a joint account between Barb and Chris. If the police aren’t involved, then the whole thing will have to start with a SAR, and I don’t think this would qualify internally as a SAR worthy thing. Now if you contacted their bank and said that Chris might be violating an EPO through taking the money, that could get the ball rolling but it’s equally likely they’ll do nothing since you’re not law enforcement and you’ll have to produce proof of the violation. Not speculation, legal proof. And the bank might just still tell you to fuck off until you’ve got a court order.

What's a SAR? I'm familiar with the acronym SIR for security incident reports, which is what our bank would file if we had suspicions about a case of financial exploitation of an elder or vulnerable adult.

Per FEEVA regulations, the unauthorized transfer of funds plus Barb being over the age of 65, is all the qualifiers that would require the bank to report it as a potential FEEVA issue.

I also really doubt law enforcement called the bank yet. If this was Chris stole Barb's debit card maybe they would, but if the story is Barb often lets Chris send funds out the account using her login credentials, then I'm not so sure the cops will take it serious.

I have heard and had some limited exposure to cops investigating bank fraud, and what I've gathered is how serious the local police take it is rather hit or miss.

 

[heathercho]

For those of you who don't know, the mall he is near is the one where he originally encountered the godbear.

If this were a book, this is where the story would come to an ironic and tragic end.

Why is he even in Richmond? I'm genuinely beginning to wonder if he has something...perculiar planned.

Perhaps he wants Godbear to give him a new name or rather REChristen him as Christian so he can start this over.
Or if he re-finds Leonard Bearstein, the dimensional merge can take place.
Or he can go back to Manchester High and re-commence his glory days.
Maybe he's gone to buy lego to re-create Lego Manchester High.

Or maybe it's just somewhere were he went with Bob and family lives around there, a place that he knows and can recognize as "here is mall, in Virginia, you know this place".

I really want it to involve Godbear though.

 

[Techpriest]

What's a SAR? I'm familiar with the acronym SIR for security incident reports, which is what our bank would file if we had suspicions about a case of financial exploitation of an elder or vulnerable adult.

Per FEEVA regulations, the unauthorized transfer of funds plus Barb being over the age of 65, is all the qualifiers that would require the bank to report it as a potential FEEVA issue.

I also really doubt law enforcement called the bank yet. If this was Chris stole Barb's debit card maybe they would, but if the story is Barb often lets Chris send funds out the account using her login credentials, then I'm not so sure the cops will take it serious.

I have heard and had some limited exposure to cops investigating bank fraud, and what I've gathered is how serious the local police take it is rather hit or miss.

SAR is “suspicious activity report.”

Chris is likely using Barb’s credentials right now, so if the police haven’t been in contact with the bank, there’s no reason for a SIR or SAR to be created. The transfer is for under 2k, so it’s not going to get a second glance really. Most likely, the cops really don’t give a fuck and don’t want to deal with talking to the bank for five minutes over 750 bucks.

EDIT: This also happened on a weekend, and most financial stuff where I am closes shop after about 1 or 2 pm on Saturday to calls and business. The cops might not have yet been able to get in contact with the bank yet. By the time they looked over Null’s email, it might have been too late in the day to do something.

 

[Altera]

If we're really lucky chris will forget to flush and reddit can give us the to-the-minute reports on how grumpy his dumpy is.

 

[StopSneeding]

Ledditors and A-logs are probably going to call the hotel and get him kicked out if they haven't already. Chris has already gotten himself in even deeper shit-spending stolen money gained by fraud on his own accommodations. As bad as things already look, they just got worse.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

This isn't a good look for us.

For a while I thought the "trolls" in this whole saga would be vindicated and seen as having done the right thing in the end by exposing the elder abuse Chris was committing.

Now we have redditfags stalking him and calling the hotel asking that they call the police to make a scene. I just checked out what reddit was up to and the comments are littered with people thinking there's a full scale manhunt for Chris and he's on the run. Making some think a hero redditor found the fugitive Chris and will get a medal or some shit.

None of this is helpful. I know I'm preaching to the choir here but they really need to just sit back and wait for the investigation to take its course. If they really want to get back at him, wait for him to reappear online, he can't stand being out of the spotlight forever.

The exact same thing happened with the EDP situation earlier in the year. A bunch of clueless newfags came rushing in making posting their retarded ideas and theories while having absolutely no clue how the person in question actually functions or in some instances how society as a whole functions.

Incase you didn't realize, I am annoyed by the retards constantly asking if Chris is going to kill himself or get in to a shoot out with the pigs.