July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

[Aldora]

Took that $750 and didn’t even bother buying a change of clothes

Why buy clothes when you can buy McDonald’s, Burger King, and LEGO?

 

[Emo Crow]

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New pic of the car, still in Richmond. At least it's parked properly now.
EDIT. Another photo, same place, different redditfag.
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I guess it would have been too much to expect Chris would be smart enough to think to ditch his very-recognizable vanity license plate in any shape or form. Then again, there are probably many other things about Chris that would make it hard for him to lay low, besides being a braindead fucking moron.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

As gay as Reddit is, I don't really care if they stalk and bother Chris anymore. Nigger loves attention from his enabling faggot fans and now he has all he wants of it. Maybe some Reddit fag will get arrested by the end of this too.

It's a win win situation guys, quit complaining.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

lol

I hope they don't interact.

I was hoping they'd yell "rapist" or "motherfucker" unironically.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Why buy clothes when you can buy McDonald’s, Burger King, and LEGO?

Yes, I’m sorry. I forgot for a brief second we were dealing with Chris who Only changes outfits twice a year.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

SSI tugboat comes in the 4th Wednesday of the month.

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Mine was sent out the 29th, he's got his money already.

 

[AssignedEva]

Redditor uploaded a video.

I guess they know his room number now

It's amusing how he's walking along in a bit of a huff, as if he's just mildly annoyed that the state of VA forcibly removed him from his house and may be looking to sentence him to the slammer

 

[mudwogg]

I unironically stayed up all night for this?

The autistic level of dedication by the recorder is admirable.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Lol that Coexist sticker. Libby lib tranny Chris is truly the most deranged version of Christian Chandler in existence.

 

[Professor Iris]

He's probably going to toss those tarot cards and Magi-Chan's corpse in the bin since neither predicted that this would have happened.
In all honesty, maybe both were trolling him, because even the cosmos doesn't condone motherfucking rapists.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

A ledditor has been driving around Charlottesville all evening, going from motel to motel and found his car at a crappy motel near the malls

Shit parking. Though in all seriousness, pretty weird that somebody literally went out of their way to find Chris' car/new home.

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

I was hoping they'd yell "rapist" or "motherfucker" unironically.

Redditors are way too cowardly to outright confront someone like that.

 

[Aldora]

Chris thinks he is one of the most famous people in the world, so he will love that people are takings pics and vids of him, like it is TMZ or something.

 

[mdrop22]

Redditor uploaded a video.

I appreciate the cameraman reacting as if he was filming a bigfoot sighting. The only thing better would be a David Attenborough voiceover.

 

[Ramborambo]

Weak sauce, reddit bros.

 

[Professor Iris]

Speaking of which, the music that'll be playing when Chris tries to run away when he returns home only to find a bunch of cops waiting for him.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

As gay as Reddit is, I don't really care if they stalk and bother Chris anymore.

100% agree. Something feels weird about people accusing anyone of being a ween or anything right now. This is such a fucking ludicrous twist that I can’t really blame anyone deciding to troll or be a “field operative “

An aside, remember that poster who bought Chris a Walmart gift card a few weeks ago for someone le epic trolling reason? I’m from now on choosing to believe that unsuspecting farmer funded a lube purchase

 

[mudwogg]

Shit parking. Though in all seriousness, pretty weird that somebody literally went out of their way to find Chris' car/new home.

The parking lot must be filled with non-customers/stalkers by now. The management might be going, "So many parked cars yet no one's checking in!"

 

[its hip to fuck bees]

Nigga we give them assault weapons.

God I wish

 

[Spike Spiegel]

100% agree. Something feels weird about people accusing anyone of being a ween or anything right now. This is such a fucking ludicrous twist that I can’t really blame anyone deciding to troll or be a “field operative “

An aside, remember that poster who bought Chris a Walmart gift card a few weeks ago for someone le epic trolling reason? I’m from now on choosing to believe that unsuspecting farmer funded a lube purchase

Nah, Chris will go in dry. Chad has no need of lube.