July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

[Cuntspiracy Man]

nice cuck muzzle, faggot

the man is stalking a guy.
this is literally one situation where you probably cant give him shit for wearing the ol mask.

 

[Clownery]

Just received via email.

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It's all gone. Spent in 2 days.

Thats actually goddamn impressive. Not in anyway good, but still impressive

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I honestly see homicide as more of an option than suicide. I mean, he’s tried it in the past.

 

[Bassomatic]

This is all moving so fast but I haven't seen any evidence chris understands how dire this is.

 

[Kulee Baba]

People are STILL giving money to Chris!?

Well he was pretty productive this month...

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I hope Chris uses his psychic powers and tries to fight the cops, lol.

 

[Full Race Replay]

even if we be nice and assume chris withdrew cash and didn't blow all the money yet, that still means he's walking around with like 400-500$ in his wallet Good luck bro

 

[B’Elanna]

Just received via email.

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It's all gone. Spent in 2 days.

Hotels/Motels always put a hold on credit/debit, usually $500.

 

[Clownery]

Jesus how did he go through that much that fast? This could mean he’s paid for hotels for a week if he’s thought ahead, or spent it on shit, or the worst case scenario he bought a plane ticket for that damn briny con, either way just wow

He did say he was waiting for the mall to open...

 

[Bani]

Have we considered that CWC might know he is going to jail? If you faggots knew it was over and the cops are onto you, wouldn't you too blow the last of your money on stupid shit before the fun stops? What else is he going to do, put this into a 401k or buy shitcoin? Everyone here is hating, but if you know you're fucked why not blow the last of your money on spare copies of Celeste, this is the most based part of this whole story so far.

Right, but wouldn't you want to buy things you can actually enjoy in what little time you have left? A Funko is an inanimate object, there isn't anything you can do with it.

If you've got a couple hundred dollars and only a few days left to spend it, do something fun? Buy some booze and hire a stripper, idk.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I tend to forget Chris is a fucking unit. Like a troon Shrek.

Most troons are such even if they're manlet. Dressing in women's clothes really brings out their masculinity when not shooped or photographed for social media.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I hope Chris takes another try at running someone down with a car and for that someone to be a redittor.

 

[CannibalCrazy]

ginger boy just looked into chris car because thats not a bad idea at all

 

[LUNEKO]

Just received via email.

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It's all gone. Spent in 2 days.

I honestly believe he just spent it all on food, he CLEARLY doesn't know how to manage money at all and he probably bought a shitton of overpriced expensive take out

 

[Aldora]

Chris's has lots of orange juice in the back...allegedly.

 

[literalwho?]

Chris's has lots of orange juice in the back...allegedly.

Orange fanta, never fails.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Most troons are such even if they're manlet. Dressing in women's clothes really brings out their masculinity when not shooped or photographed for social media.

womens clothes arent very complimenting in general i think. ive seen some cis women who look about as bad. usually ones with chris'... figure....

 

[1guy1drill]

This is all moving so fast but I haven't seen any evidence chris understands how dire this is.

I really don't know the ins or outs of law and mental disability, but this might work in his favor to get him into a psych facility or group home rather than in a cell with Bubba raping his troon ass into oblivion.

 

[Chemocamel]

Chris is in room 209...allegedly.

I believe the single celled organisms on Leddit are basing this off the stalker photo that showed him walking past 209, could be any room on the second floor, really.

 

[Bani]

Chris's has lots of orange juice in the back...allegedly.

Orange juice, or piss jugs?