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Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020
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MichaelScarn
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If this goes to trial (unlikely I imagine) some lawyer and / or legal intern will probably be assigned to read this entire board. Fucking hilarious.
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I'm still soldiering on until the end. Here's a few wonderful excerpts I've seen
update; everything passed I think around 350-380 is just a shit ton of references. A shit ton of names too if anyone wants to look up their "early-life" section
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It honestly doesn't matter if Chris was convinced to do it or did it on his own. If it actually happened, he needs to just be locked in a mental ward away from the world. He's just too dangerous to let roam around free. I'm still struggling to believe it though. Honestly every single outcome to this is horrifying in it's own way, even the one where he didn't fuck Barb.
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Well, now we know why everything got leaked. Thank you liberal perverts behind this book!
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The creators of this book are Canuck Moose fuckers so if you want to blame them for Chris's actions go ahead
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This really doesn't matter. Even if Barb turns out to be unharmed, we will have an elderly woman who probably can't defend herself from a pigeon and an autistic sex pest who has very detailed idea of how he would have sex with her. Putting them back together under the same roof is like locking Ethan Ralph in a room full of liquor and hoping to find him sober the next day.
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I'm saying that this might have been a motivation for the leaks. Just read it as if you were severely retarded and high on glue.
Paper_Smok
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Do you think Barb is gonna give us Crystal or what?
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Everynameistaken
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Funny as the idea is, it's not like Chris has ever needed encouragement to admit embarrassing or even incriminating information to the internet before.
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Null changed his profile picture from Chris handmade dog to the regular one
BURNED BRIDGES
BURNED BRIDGES
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Chris is still a "virgin with rage".
Doing it with hookers doesn't count.
Incest doesn't count.
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He always needed that small push to confess, ever since the DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS era in which he needed somebody to act as audience for his bits of TMI. He coming out to Josh about his so called "GF" out of the left field might have looked as a sort of "asking for advice" when I believe it was because he got the idea somewhere that this wasn't anything to be ashamed of. Same with all those weens from Twitter he confessed to... In any case, I might be giving him too much credit by assuming he took the actual effort of trying to comprehend a text longer than one paragraph.
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Respectfully Disagree, But I Still Love You
Phantom
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seeing as how crystal was his twin sister and his chosen daughter's name, barb can provide both at once
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Don't worry, guys. Chris is far too weak and chickenshit to ever rape someone, right?
Right?
Guys?
Right?
Guys?
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"Doesn't matter, had sex" -The Lonley Island, 2010.
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If experience serves, prosecutors will be utterly ignorant of Chris’s online infamy at best and at worst be informed about it and deem it irrelevant.
Face it. In these cases, the lawyers involved want just a regular trial, not fucking OJ meets Batboy.
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Why would you need advice on how to fuck a single amputee?
Its really not that big of a deal to sex ability, unless you REALLY like footjobs.