Chris has been arrested

[FoolhardStar]

Where were you when chris chan was arrested?

Coming home from a hike.

 

[Kornheiser]

I wished that the Gunt would shut up in the video.

 

[Nappy]

You fucking morons don't really think this is going to go to the supreme court because of gendered language in state law, right?

They’re retarded, this rumor started with this obnoxious eceleb wignat on Twitter trying to redscare trannies

 

[Mister Mint]

he was arrested for incest

you got receipts for that?

 

[dot]

ralph should get arrested too - then he can bunk with chris and finally talk about daddy null in between slobbering sessions on chris’s bent duck

 

[c-beams]

Oh boy. Can't wait for the Jim Can't Swim episode.

Jim gonna swim the fuck away and not come back.

 

[The Lusty Argonian Maid]

HE’S RESISTING ARREST

 

[orderofcringe]

who is dying and moaning in the background? you can hear painful moans in the background of white trash sreeching

 

[BarbsOrgasmmmm]

I will be Chris's penpal, can't wait to receive Jailchu comics from him

This is basically an illustration of the speed y'all posting:
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Just like how Chris fucked Barb idk.

Actually.

He went slow. He had binaural beats. He massaged her. Let me show you.

"she's relaxed, ready for my womanly yet manly touch. My hair toes scrape against hers, it's ecstasy. She says no in a whimper, I simply don't hear it. I thrust, my sonichu necklace moans in pleasure. Ive penetraded her. I forget what happens for the next 30 seconds, suddenly I'm tired. I awake to a mess, Barb has had a white poo. Disgusting. I go back into my room and play with lego, I feel like a radiant women"

Anyone else hard as a rock?

 

[Doctor Retarded]

obligatory movie poster is obligatory

 

[N-word Pass Salesman]

The ride never ends

 

[Dickhead Fuckass]

This has been a legendary day in Christory bros. I'm glad to be a part of this with you guys.

Never thought I'd be watching Chris get arrested side by side with an anime avatar.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Wonder what Megan thinks. And Cole. Though I don't know if he would write about this.

 

[done and dusted]

Is the cwcki completely down?

502’s
If you want to still read an archive get the link of the page and replace “https://“ with “cache:” (for chrome at least).

 

[xXGoobyXx]

What do you guys think is gonna happen to him? Is he fucked?

 

[HARSH NOISE]

he was arrested for incest

In the future, maybe lurk or wait more than two minutes after making your account before posting.

 

[SaltyFanta]

when a nigger dies in custody, jerkops are quick to release the videos
when a lolcow is arrested, there is no info

If we destroyed a black neighbourhood they'd probably release the bodycam footage.

 

[McSneaks]

It could've been something totally unrelated, like refusing to leave the hotel or whatever. Won't know until you see the charges.

Pretty much this. Most logical thing possible (unless you think police on sunday march to a hotel because someone on the internet told them they have a picture of chris using money from an account he controls that he's allowed to access....?) is more likely than the hundred people annoying the hotel into calling them about "motherfucker in my room" and them coming to visit

 

[Mister Mint]

who is dying and moaning in the background? you can hear painful moans in the background of white trash sreeching

Ralph's pancreas

 

[Ariel]

Die Chris!