Chris has been arrested

[Kongis]

Baby, there's cows being born now. Just ask Ethan Ralph!

There must always be a lolcow...

 

[Blue_Snow]

I can't find what the charges were. what are they?

 

[LUNEKO]

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We all have lost control of our lives, that's the true meaning of the merge

 

[Bellsprout]

I have work in the morning but I'm excited to go to sleep with the knowledge that Chris-Chan has been arrested Good night gang, sweet dreams.

 

[Velvet Glove Iron Fist]

By becoming a tranny then raping his elderly mother with dementia, Chris made the ultimate sacrifice. He didn't have much, but what home comforts he had he threw away for a cold concrete cell and a poz-loaded neg-hole, and in so doing he shone the blinding, purifying light of truth on the reality of the Troon.

To be frank, despite the horror of his crime, every sane person owes him a debt of gratitude. He rammed a huge red pill down the throat of every "normie" and not even Twitter or Reddit can ignore it. No amount of spin, lies, or sperging about pronouns can hide the fact that one of the most famous "transwomen" on the internet repeatedly put his penis inside the dusty, shrivelled vagina from which he was birthed, and is quite proud of having done so.

Perhaps this is it - we have finally reached peak trans.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

His mugshot isn't as funny as his gamestop employee macing one.

 

[Symalsa]

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His fucking axe wound got recognized as female by the state?!

What site was that from? I didn’t see it on the henrico site originally linked

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Yeah, you’re probably right. I guess it’s just weird to see him be so calm and collected considering his history of violent outbursts. In a way it’s what we’ve come to expect of him and honestly I’m a little disappointed.

He'll probably have a violent outburst if he's sentenced to prison

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

 

[Theropod T. Dinosaur]

Alright, what emotion is this?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I can't find what the charges were. what are they?

Me either. This is probably just a ruse cruse to get Chris more money.

 

[The Tombstoner]

It's alright guys, we still have New Game+ to look forward to.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Somehow, even though he's six feet under, I kind of feel bad for Bob. This was the legacy that his son left behind, and his son was the legacy he left behind.

As shitty as Chris's parents were, people becoming deranged lunatics isn't exclusively their parents' fault in most cases. Look at Randy Stair, his parents and brother were by all accounts normal white bread family whose worst crime was not sufficiently monitoring their 24-year-old adult son's life. There's a lot to be said about how autistic sorts of men can end up developing weird identity fetishes via cartoons and becoming deeply delusional.

 

[Innocuous Codeine Sponge]

We wuz kiiiings

 

[yoursavior]

8/1/21
NEVER FORGET

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Fuck it, internet cross over of the year all years.

 

[Lasagna Cat]

But now how will I get my daily tarot readings if not for the retard Goddess of Motherdiddling and Extreme ZipZapz? I simply dread thinking about it.

 

[michael_bruh]

Chris probably thinks he's going to fly out of the prison with magichu or he's in a harem at the woman's prison.

 

[Sealbaby]

When the Netflix doc inevitably comes out, I want them to play this song over a montage of the past 48 hours.

Dear Netflixz producers
Can you please set the trailer to the documentary about Kiwi Farms and Chris to this song

Also please make sure Sonic's arms are blue
Thank you

 

[The Double-Man]

Be me, Bob. In heaven. Let's check out the family.

-wife coddles son into retardion
-wife remortgages cus she's an utter spastic
-Son becomes deviant, we all knew.
-Wife loses her mind
-Degenerate troon son rapes her.

Be Bob. Kill God.

"I knew I shoulda cut down the damn internet"